Gout ?

[Mathewbet1]

Cures"

 

Natural : Cherry Juice Concentrate (from holland and barret), Cider Vinegar

 

Drugs: Voltorl - like ibuprofen but stronger.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Booting this thread cos I think I've got a dose of Gout in my right big toe joint atm.

 

Was out on the piss last night straight from work and felt great; several bottles of Brown Ale and 6 pints of Old Rosie, back home to bed. Woke up this morning and fucking ouch ya bastard.

 

Can't be arsed going to the docs but I'm off work next week and supposed to be drinking in the sunshine.

 

Fuck it, think I'll get a crutch or summat and head down the pub.

[Lee909]

Run it off ya big wuss

[Mathewbet1]

Take 3 ibuprofen at once , eat some fresh cherries.

 

Take Celery Seed extract pill from Holland Barrent - Miracle cure

[Carvalho Diablo]

Take 3 ibuprofen at once , eat some fresh cherries.

 

Take Celery Seed extract pill from Holland Barrent - Miracle cure

 

A case of physician heal thyself.

 

On it.

[The Acolyte]

Heard somewhere that once you have it you can't take paracetamol again.

Best to knock red meat on the head and cut back on the booze, especially spirits, trim back on the fizzy pop too.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Heard somewhere that once you have it you can't take paracetamol again.

Best to knock red meat on the head and cut back on the booze, especially spirits, trim back on the fizzy pop too.

 

Never drink fizzy shit mate, but as for the rest...

 

[The Acolyte]

Never drink fizzy shit mate, but as for the rest...

 

 

Love that amateur WWF gif.

The more times it comes back the more it will fuck up the joint in whatever toe it hits.

[mattyq]

Booting this thread cos I think I've got a dose of Gout in my right big toe joint atm.

 

Was out on the piss last night straight from work and felt great; several bottles of Brown Ale and 6 pints of Old Rosie, back home to bed. Woke up this morning and fucking ouch ya bastard.

 

Can't be arsed going to the docs but I'm off work next week and supposed to be drinking in the sunshine.

 

Fuck it, think I'll get a crutch or summat and head down the pub.

 

Are you sure it's not aids?

Sounds like bad toe aids

[Carvalho Diablo]

Are you sure it's not aids?

Sounds like bad toe aids

 

Feels like it mate, feels like it.

 

Pray for me.

[mattyq]

YNWA

RIP etc

[lifetime fan]

Heard somewhere that once you have it you can't take paracetamol again.

Best to knock red meat on the head and cut back on the booze, especially spirits, trim back on the fizzy pop too.

 

 

It's preferable to kill yourself than give that lot up.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Can't sleep. Fucking shooting, searing pain is unreal.

 

Half 8 I'm down the docs, 9 o'clock it's Holland & Barrett.

 

Got this week off work and I didn't plan on being laid up like some crippled spaz. I'm counting on those celery seeds to weave their magic.

[Fowlers God]

Can't sleep. Fucking shooting, searing pain is unreal.

 

Half 8 I'm down the docs, 9 o'clock it's Holland & Barrett.

 

Got this week off work and I didn't plan on being laid up like some crippled spaz. I'm counting on those celery seeds to weave their magic.

 

Roll up some herb and fly away into eternal bliss!

[Trumo]

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just had to get rid of my Scrumpy...

 

 

My meager wine collection is the next thing that has to go...

 

 

Black pudding has already bitten the dust. My doc seems intent on ruining my sorry life.

 

Fucking gout.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Been laid up with this twat of a blood disorder for the past week. Left big toe this time though.

 

Can't sleep at all, hobbled down to work and back for three days last week which didn't do me any good. By Thursday I couldn't even get a sandal on my left foot. Although much of the swelling has subsided I'm still in a lot of pain.

 

Got a gig on in Manchester next Saturday and I really need it gone before then.

 

Serves me right for sacking the Allopurinol. Never again.

[General Dryness]

Been laid up with this twat of a blood disorder for the past week. Left big toe this time though.

 

Can't sleep at all, hobbled down to work and back for three days last week which didn't do me any good. By Thursday I couldn't even get a sandal on my left foot. Although much of the swelling has subsided I'm still in a lot of pain.

 

Got a gig on in Manchester next Saturday and I really need it gone before then.

 

Serves me right for sacking the Allopurinol. Never again.

 

Whats aggravating it mate? Was it just stopping the meds?

 

My quack hasn't put me on anything for the high uric acid because I control it via diet and don't drink. He has me getting blood tests twice a year though (for one thing and another), so I guess if it ever got any worse the meds would be the next step. I'm already on 5 tablets for high blood pressure and 1 for depression every day. I don't want any more, I'll be rattling like a pair of sodding maracas.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Whats aggravating it mate? Was it just stopping the meds?

 

My quack hasn't put me on anything for the high uric acid because I control it via diet and don't drink. He has me getting blood tests twice a year though (for one thing and another), so I guess if it ever got any worse the meds would be the next step. I'm already on 5 tablets for high blood pressure and 1 for depression every day. I don't want any more, I'll be rattling like a pair of sodding maracas.

 

Not sure what's kicked it off this time mate, haven't eaten or drank anything out of the ordinary. Kept off the cider, black pud and offal, although I do intend to cut down on the red meat.

 

I'll start taking Allopurinol again once this flare up has gone.

 

As for the tablets, tell me about it ! One day this week I took nefedipine, atenolol, ramipril, indometacin, allopurinol, black cherry concentrate, and celery seed extract all before breakfast !

 

I was looking on a gout website and thinking about cutting my toe off, but apparently it's a blood disorder, so if I did chop my toe off the gout would just pack it's bags and fuck off to another part of my body. What a snidey twat.

[General Dryness]

Yeah, sounds like a snidey fucker alright fella. I'm hoping it never kicks in for me.

 

I don't want to be Buzz Killington, but have you thought of trying kicking the booze altogether?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Yeah, sounds like a snidey fucker alright fella. I'm hoping it never kicks in for me.

 

I don't want to be Buzz Killington, but have you thought of trying kicking the booze altogether?

 

That is not an option.

[General Dryness]

That is not an option.

 

Crack is quite affordable these days. Crack? Big fat bag of crack? Can't tempt you?

[VladimirIlyich]

I was told that amputation of the penis is the best treatment because its very rare in women, they prefer the whole foot stuck in them.

 

This Isnt Sent From an iPhone because I Havent Got One, So There.

 

 

[boots123]

You hobbling yet?

remember you'll never hobble alone, hobble on, nah my bro had it really bad, just takes tablets one per day from doc, no pain now.

[Carvalho Diablo]

remember you'll never hobble alone, hobble on, nah my bro had it really bad, just takes tablets one per day from doc, no pain now.

 

I fucking wish.