Total Longo

"Beavis & Butthead do the Universe" is exactly what you would expect, and all the better for it. I haven't laughed as hard at a movie in a long time. Uhuhuhuhuh...."hard" 8/10

Rik Mayall at his finest, that Bottom scene. "I'm sorry i've forgotten how to talk" is just genius.

Pogacar will win this by a mile.

Big Jan against the Mancs, 1985.

ahahahahaha, incredible. He should never have written anything again, after that. Impossible to top.

Bravo, adding more fuel to the "thieving Scousers" stereotype. Well done, lads.

A mate of mine's niece has just been diagnosed with brain cancer. She's four years old. And all the while the religious types will tell you that god, in his infinite wisdom, has a reason, and all that nonsense.

Piquet has always been a detestable, arrogant whopper. It also comes as no surprise that his daughter is Verstappen's partner. he's probably getting loads more pointers in the "how unikeable do you want me to be?" stakes, from his prospective father in law.

Big Dunc will be crying into his pigeon soup.

Is that good? I honestly don't know

What's your blood pressure like now though, surely that's the important thing here?

I did exactly the same, playing FM til 3 in the morning after necking over half of a bottle of Absolut on a Friday night. Pointless and ended up ruining the Saturday.

You've lasted that long, the "end" is in sight. Just keep going.

His impressions are a lot more impressive than his personality.

Curious now, did you say you were a Tory?