Total Longo

The one with the killer PVC clad Nuns in it was glorious. Especially when you get to feed people into a mulcher.

I think what you meant to say here Skids, is that it's so ace it's boss.

Whigfield too. Belter.

Night School - My son chose this to watch, i expected it to be utter drivel. I actually laughed once, so it wasn't as bad as i feared. 4/10

Charles Grodin, hugely underrated

"Hermit Crab Freaks" is a belter of a line though.

Can't decide whether that is a double bluff or not.

That's a red pretending to be a blue according to twitter. They also seem to think the recent Anfield graffiti was photoshopped as well. Just admit, like every other team, that your fan base has got whoppers in it.

Yes...and no. It actually happened, but i never miss an oppo to get stang in to a conversation.

Ordinary Decent Criminal, with Kevin Spacey. I'd watched and enjoyed The General last month (about the life of Irish crim Martin Cahill ) so i thought i'd give this a go, as it is "loosely" based on Cahill's life. Not going to lie, it's up there with the worst films i've ever seen. Spacey, Stephen Dillane and Linda Fiorentino's Irish accents were grim, Spacey wandered around wearing the same smug expression for the whole film and it nobody quibbled with the fact that he was married to both Fiorentino and Helen Baxendale, who were coincidentally sisters. The most jarring aspect was the complete lack of plot and acting. An absolute mess. 2/10 (and that is solely because Helen Baxendale used to be gorgeous)

Took my lads to OT to see Lancs v Notts in the Vitality T20 on Saturday night. Boss game (Lancs won from a position of looking goosed after Notts first 14 overs) and the most impressive thing was that it cost £12 for me and the lads. £10 for adults and a £1 each for U18's. I was driving so i couldn't buy an overpriced pint so it really wasn't an expensive night out (petrol apart) and represents great value if you are into it. Good international (or ex) players like Hales, Jennings, Maxwell, Faulkner, Vilas, Duckett, Samit Patel and Dan Christian were playing as well.

I think if the selectors don't pick Stokes, Woakes and Foakes then these blokes can realistically be called absolute jokes.

My Mrs claims she got stang by a wasp whilst we were driving down the dock road on Saturday and the noise she made nearly caused me to crash the car. We had to pull into The Britannia car park in order for her to flounce about screeching for ten minutes solid. I love them, personally.

"Glistening wet", as well. To be fair, i could have made that bit up. Got a feeling it's in there though. Those two expressions stuck with me as a 13 year old.

Jim Bennings seems nice.