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Total Longo

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  1. Total Longo

    Rate the last game you've played...

    The one with the killer PVC clad Nuns in it was glorious. Especially when you get to feed people into a mulcher.
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    Quirky/Funny scenes in movies

    I think what you meant to say here Skids, is that it's so ace it's boss.
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    Definitely Maybe - 25 Years Old

    Whigfield too. Belter.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Night School - My son chose this to watch, i expected it to be utter drivel. I actually laughed once, so it wasn't as bad as i feared. 4/10
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    Funniest actors ever?

    Charles Grodin, hugely underrated
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    "Hermit Crab Freaks" is a belter of a line though.
  7. Total Longo

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Can't decide whether that is a double bluff or not.
  8. Total Longo

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    That's a red pretending to be a blue according to twitter. They also seem to think the recent Anfield graffiti was photoshopped as well. Just admit, like every other team, that your fan base has got whoppers in it.
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    Yes...and no. It actually happened, but i never miss an oppo to get stang in to a conversation.
  10. Total Longo

    Rate the last film you watched...

    Ordinary Decent Criminal, with Kevin Spacey. I'd watched and enjoyed The General last month (about the life of Irish crim Martin Cahill ) so i thought i'd give this a go, as it is "loosely" based on Cahill's life. Not going to lie, it's up there with the worst films i've ever seen. Spacey, Stephen Dillane and Linda Fiorentino's Irish accents were grim, Spacey wandered around wearing the same smug expression for the whole film and it nobody quibbled with the fact that he was married to both Fiorentino and Helen Baxendale, who were coincidentally sisters. The most jarring aspect was the complete lack of plot and acting. An absolute mess. 2/10 (and that is solely because Helen Baxendale used to be gorgeous)
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    The New Cricket Thread

    Took my lads to OT to see Lancs v Notts in the Vitality T20 on Saturday night. Boss game (Lancs won from a position of looking goosed after Notts first 14 overs) and the most impressive thing was that it cost £12 for me and the lads. £10 for adults and a £1 each for U18's. I was driving so i couldn't buy an overpriced pint so it really wasn't an expensive night out (petrol apart) and represents great value if you are into it. Good international (or ex) players like Hales, Jennings, Maxwell, Faulkner, Vilas, Duckett, Samit Patel and Dan Christian were playing as well.
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    The New Cricket Thread

    I think if the selectors don't pick Stokes, Woakes and Foakes then these blokes can realistically be called absolute jokes.
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    My Mrs claims she got stang by a wasp whilst we were driving down the dock road on Saturday and the noise she made nearly caused me to crash the car. We had to pull into The Britannia car park in order for her to flounce about screeching for ten minutes solid. I love them, personally.
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    "Glistening wet", as well. To be fair, i could have made that bit up. Got a feeling it's in there though. Those two expressions stuck with me as a 13 year old.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Jim Bennings seems nice.