Monarchy

[Creator Supreme]

The Archers theme ((c) Billy Connnolly?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

We’d probably end up with some shite like Sweet Caroline! 

[halewood pete]

[Section_31]

Magnum theme. Thread closed. 

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

A challenger enters the ring

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

A challenger enters the ring

 

 

 

On State occasions we can get members of the armed forces, in their formal dress uniforms, to parade in front of the People's Palace, doing the official dance.

 

[Creator Supreme]

19 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

On State occasions we can get members of the armed forces, in their formal dress uniforms, to parade in front of the People's Palace, doing the official dance.

 

Brilliant!

[magicrat]

Andy was the Duke of York

Who's mate Jeff found him girls to pork

Some say he's a  Nonce

Memory loss his response

But it cost him big in New York

 

[DalyanPete]

I was discussing the Andy shit with my missus this morning, well I say discussing.

She said, "you wonder why people do stuff don't you?"

I said, "sorry, who/what stuff?"

Her reply was, "I don't know"

It was like being on Question time.

[Section_31]

14 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I was discussing the Andy shit with my missus this morning, well I say discussing.

She said, "you wonder why people do stuff don't you?"

I said, "sorry, who/what stuff?"

Her reply was, "I don't know"

It was like being on Question time.

 

Class. 

 

Me and the Mrs had this exact conversation a while back:

 

* Me, seeing the name of her new wax melt.

 

"Spring Awakening? That was the code name for Hitler's final counter attack against the Soviets"

 

Her: "Well mine is much nicer." 

[DalyanPete]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Class. 

 

Me and the Mrs had this exact conversation a while back:

 

* Me, seeing the name of her new wax melt.

 

"Spring Awakening? That was the code name for Hitler's final counter attack against the Soviets"

 

Her: "Well mine is much nicer." 

Ha ha,

God knew what he was doing when he taught Eve about blow jobs.

The world of a woman.

[littletedwest]

14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Class. 

 

Me and the Mrs had this exact conversation a while back:

 

* Me, seeing the name of her new wax melt.

 

"Spring Awakening? That was the code name for Hitler's final counter attack against the Soviets"

 

Her: "Well mine is much nicer." 

Are you Mark from peep show?

[Arniepie]

Bit disappointed she never got her day in court.

Wondering who is going to pay that multi million pound settlement?

Isn't he down to his last couple of castles?

That picture of them in all the papers today,all decked out in that red clobber,just shows what a ficking basket case of a country we are

 

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[Stouffer]

If we're having a new anthem then I want it to be beatbox.

[cloggypop]

The Dr Who theme tune would be boss at the Olympics and that.

 

Probably between that and Bod for me. 

[TheHowieLama]

Prince Andrew will not be able to repeat his claim that he did not rape Virginia Roberts Giuffre as part of the Jeffrey Epstein sex ring, under the terms of a confidential settlement reached over the weekend.

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[KMD7]

[littletedwest]

On 16/02/2022 at 15:47, Section_31 said:

 

Class. 

 

Me and the Mrs had this exact conversation a while back:

 

* Me, seeing the name of her new wax melt.

 

"Spring Awakening? That was the code name for Hitler's final counter attack against the Soviets"

 

Her: "Well mine is much nicer." 

My mrs has one on called that today,  she's mentioned it on the step daughters (who makes them)Facebook group. I've now made them aware of this

[Arniepie]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/we-should-bin-feudal-farce-26270867