The Flat Earth society

[Evelyn Tentions]

10 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Science!

 

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions 

I've just read the first page of this drivel. They've put a lot of work into being idiots, haven't they?

[Gnasher]

This is the definitive proof. First worked out by ancient Greek scholars. They loved their cats.

 

 

The above theory is proven 100% correct by the little twat tiddles below.

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Still a favourite.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Science!

 

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions 

They cite the Bedford Level experiment as proof of a flat earth, even though the experiment (when conducted competently) proves the earth is round.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

They cite the Bedford Level experiment as proof of a flat earth, even though the experiment (when conducted competently) proves the earth is round.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone from Bedford thinks the worlds flat. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Børge Ousland took two months to get from the Ronne Ice Shelf (south of Tierra del Fuego) to the Ross Ice Shelf (South of New Zealand).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Børge_Ousland 

 

That's some speed around the Ice Wall!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Børge Ousland took two months to get from the Ronne Ice Shelf (south of Tierra del Fuego) to the Ross Ice Shelf (South of New Zealand).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Børge_Ousland 

 

That's some speed around the Ice Wall!

North Pole to "the Ice Wall" (via Tierra del Fuego) is a bit over 10,000 miles.  The circumference of the Flat Earth is therefore about 63,000.  Ousland travelled round about a third of the circumference in 63 days: averaging about 333 miles a day, in the most hostile terrain, on kite-assisted skis.

 

Seems plausible.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 20/02/2023 at 22:31, Section_31 said:

Trying to imagine what the future would be like growing up in the 80s and 90s, I have to say I didn't see shit like this coming.

After the Tories election in 79,was it? I feared for pretty much everything,especially common sense.

[Rico1304]

If it’s their firmly held belief, in spite of all the science, should we be ridiculing them?  Asking for Sam Smith.  

[littletedwest]

Sort of related but there is a Christians against dinosaurs group on Facebook ( actually 2 but one is parody) where people try to prove dinosaurs never existed using science such as "they weren't mentioned in the bible". They rage against people in the pay of "big paleo"

[KMD7]

Don't flat earthers believe Australia doesn't exist? Or is that some other group of crackpots?

[VladimirIlyich]

13 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Don't flat earthers believe Australia doesn't exist? Or is that some other group of crackpots?

That's Australians.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

If it’s their firmly held belief, in spite of all the science, should we be ridiculing them?  Asking for Sam Smith.  

When was the last time you had five minutes free from your obsession?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

35 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Don't flat earthers believe Australia doesn't exist? Or is that some other group of crackpots?

Different crackpots. (Or a piss-take; it's hard to tell.)

 

That map I posted is how the Flat Earth Society see the world.  Imagine getting a flight from California to Australia and the pilot headed North over land instead of South-west over the sea; you'd have questions.

[Pete]

On 21/02/2023 at 10:48, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Børge Ousland took two months to get from the Ronne Ice Shelf (south of Tierra del Fuego) to the Ross Ice Shelf (South of New Zealand).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Børge_Ousland 

 

That's some speed around the Ice Wall!

That's nothing compared to the time it took Jon Snow to get from Winterfell to The Wall.  Did that in 75 minutes. I saw him do it on the telly.  Telly doesn't lie to me.  

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

That's nothing compared to the time it took Jon Snow to get from Winterfell to The Wall.  Did that in 75 minutes. I saw him do it on the telly.  Telly doesn't lie to me.  

 

Less than a minute on the back of a dragon. 

 

Now I'm thinking about birds from Game of Thrones. One of them sisters had some of the best tv boobs I think I've ever seen. The short haired one. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Less than a minute on the back of a dragon. 

 

Now I'm thinking about birds from Game of Thrones. One of them sisters had some of the best tv boobs I think I've ever seen. The short haired one. 

So... are you just going to describe them?

 

Maybe you're new here, but we have rules about this sort of thing.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So... are you just going to describe them?

 

Maybe you're new here, but we have rules about this sort of thing.

 

Pert, supple, tanned. Stop cracking off 

[Pete]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Pert, supple, tanned. Stop cracking off 

Do you mean Arya (Maisie Williams)? 

[Bjornebye]

No. That's nonce gear.

 

One of the Sand Snake sisters or something. 

[Jack the Sipper]

4 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

If it’s their firmly held belief, in spite of all the science, should we be ridiculing them?  Asking for Sam Smith.  

[Rico1304]

20 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

I think you just misgendered Sam Smith.  That’s you on the list.  

[Jack the Sipper]

28 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I think you just misgendered Sam Smith.  That’s you on the list.  

 

If I misgendered anyone there, Rico, it must have been you.

[Dave D]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

No. That's nonce gear.

 

One of the Sand Snake sisters or something. 

 

Nice swerve- you had us worried there for a minute 

[polymerpunkah]

If the earth is flat, what's on the other side?