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On 31/03/2022 at 21:10, Bruce Spanner said:


I remember years back hearing that Beckham wears new boxers every day.

 

It was at this point it finally dawned on me what the phrase ‘how the other half live’ really means.

 

Imagine, if you even can, that brand new feeling everyday?

Doesn’t wear the same shirt twice I read

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Nah I don't need any, I just always try them on in boots and TK Max.

Hahahahaha same here. The sunglasses section in the TK Maxx on Edge Lane retail park is right next to the counter. I'm usually waiting for her to buy her scented candles so just stand there trying them all on.

 

"what do you reckon babe?"

 

"You look like Edna Everage now fuck off pretending you know me in-front of people" 

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On 31/03/2022 at 21:10, Bruce Spanner said:


I remember years back hearing that Beckham wears new boxers every day.

 

It was at this point it finally dawned on me what the phrase ‘how the other half live’ really means.

 

Imagine, if you even can, that brand new feeling everyday?

Unless he’s selling his worm pairs on OnlyFans he’s an utterly wasteful prick.

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Half term with the family around all day has just proven to me how good an empty house is when you're working from home and start the morning with no tv, no kids and a cup of coffee sat with the French doors wide open to the garden on a warm day.

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On 27/03/2022 at 20:22, Carvalho Diablo said:

I was on a Greyhound bus 28 years ago, travelling through the San Fernando Valley shortly after the sun had risen, and there were hundreds of them.

 

It was a wonderful sight, again, one I felt strangely privileged to experience in that moment.

 

A bucket list memory for sure.

I've seen them myself there, yes there's hundreds of them. 

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29 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Putting your out of office, on for your last day.

 

I don’t work here anymore, so go and darken some other cunts door 

 

Hasta la vista, dickheads

 

Love RJ x

Congratulations mate. Sounds like you're delighted 

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Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

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4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

As soon as the sun comes out in this country it's alchemy. 

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11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

 

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

As soon as the sun comes out in this country it's alchemy. 


People finding people attractive, it’ll never catch on…

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

' Beautifully put Mr 31 ( gavel bangs ) 6 months, no remission '.

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One tried and true method of having a gander back in the day was wearing my sunglasses, turning my head away from the woman as I passed but looking out the corner of my eye in her direction. However, I later discovered that the shades were only lightly tinted so they could see what I was doing. 

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14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

One tried and true method of having a gander back in the day was wearing my sunglasses, turning my head away from the woman as I passed but looking out the corner of my eye in her direction. However, I later discovered that the shades were only lightly tinted so they could see what I was doing. 

You beeping a woman

 

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