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3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The doc has asked me to measure my piss for the next three days so I have to piss into a plastic measuring jug then write the readings down. I'll be honest, it's extremely addictive. 

A couple of years ago I had to do biological sampling at work where I had to give a litre (iirc) of piss as a sample. It didn't have to be in one go and I had a month to keep topping the sample up. Did it in two sittings.

 

One of the labs I look after analyses the piss. The sample room is like a pantone chart for slash; from clear to dark brown and absolutely honks.

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1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I buy my biscuits, you bastard. The chocolate on KitKats is a pisstake, it’s like they colour in the wafers with a chocolate flavoured felt tip pen, it’s that thin.

I remember in Speke market half the stalls sold defective shit. Kit-Kats with no wafers in and the like, wonky pies and what have you. 

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11 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I remember in Speke market half the stalls sold defective shit. Kit-Kats with no wafers in and the like, wonky pies and what have you. 

I think I was about 10 before I had a fully intact biscuit. There was a place on Lodge Lane about 50 years ago when I was kid that used to sell their defective stuff and it smelled lovely. My Nan used to buy them a lot of the time and they were great.

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On 16/02/2022 at 09:01, sir roger said:

Had a couple of relatives who worked in Jacobs and one of the highlights of my young life was a box of misshaped chocolate biscuits appearing in the house.


I started there years ago and I walked out at break on either the first or second day, I can’t remember which. Probably the second day. The way they had the production line set up so you grabbed the crackers and put them in the boxes was stupid. My back was totally fucked straight away. They gave me a chair and it was even worse. I mentioned it to a little woman supervisor who was walking round like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and she said “don’t worry, love, you get used to it”.

 

Fuck that. Straight back to the Job Centre. Worked out well in the end because I got a job in one of the plants next to JLR which was walking distance from my house. 

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On 16/02/2022 at 09:01, sir roger said:

Had a couple of relatives who worked in Jacobs and one of the highlights of my young life was a box of misshaped chocolate biscuits appearing in the house.

Ha ha was the same for me as a kid growing up in York. Our next door neighbour worked in Rowntrees and on occasion we'd get the misshapen chocolate bars.

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On 16/02/2022 at 09:01, sir roger said:

Had a couple of relatives who worked in Jacobs and one of the highlights of my young life was a box of misshaped chocolate biscuits appearing in the house.

My mates ma used to work there, alway had bags full of rejected trios, clubs etc. Great when you had the munchies when you were bladdered!

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