Small pleasures?

[Total Longo]

On 16/10/2021 at 00:03, Remmie said:

Yeah I have 2 little 'uns and an awful double ear infection meaning I can't sleep more then 45 minutes at a time

To be fair mate, having seen them first hand, they aren't little.

 

Oh wait, you are talking about your kids aren't you?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Oh, Buoy! said:

Bought a compact (aka tiny as fuck) air fryer thing and popped in some chicken nuggets. 

 

They've turned out crispy as fuck and with some BBQ my lunch today has been fucking boss. They took half the time too. 

Get some nice oven chips and put them in there instead. They’re magic. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Get some nice oven chips and put them in there instead. They’re magic. 

Chicken Wings in them are immense, season them a bit, coat them in flour and then use that spray light stuff as they are cooking. Siracha sauce on the side.

 

Almost as good as something CD would make.

[Oh Buoy]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Get some nice oven chips and put them in there instead. They’re magic. 

 

Just had spring rolls and fuck me. Got some 'gastro' chips in the freezer, will pop them in when the first bottle of mulled wine has been necked. 

 

4 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Been thinking of getting one too.

 

Well worth the £25 from B&M. I don't think I'll be touching my oven much after this.

[Section_31]

Listening to the way Connery smacks his lips when he's eating in this scene. It used to freak me out  but as the years have passed I've grown to find it intoxicating. Two minutes in onwards.

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Listening to the way Connery smacks his lips when he's eating in this scene. It used to freak me out  but as the years have passed I've grown to find it intoxicating. Two minutes in onwards.

 

 

Sounds like Joshua in his post-Usyk press conference. You’ll just have tripped @Bjornebye’s early morning train rage mode switch and now he’ll be coming for you like a U-boat up the jacksie. Merry Christmas. 

[Bjornebye]

Thanks a fucking lot, I wish he was on the Kursk instead 

[Elite]

Chasing the dog around the living room with my son's remote control car.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just had a bloody good sneezing fit.

[Section_31]

The doc has asked me to measure my piss for the next three days so I have to piss into a plastic measuring jug then write the readings down. I'll be honest, it's extremely addictive. 

[Captain Willard]

Went to a meeting today and they were handing out free Marathons, Twixes and Worthers originals with the coffee. I will be going back there. 

[Remmie]

26 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Went to a meeting today and they were handing out free Marathons, Twixes and Worthers originals with the coffee. I will be going back there. 

Did you use a knife and fork?

[Bjornebye]

Could have emptied the ashtray 

[Tony Moanero]

38 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Went to a meeting today and they were handing out free Marathons, Twixes and Worthers originals with the coffee. I will be going back there. 

Standard rather than Chunky KitKats. Mingebags.

[Captain Willard]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Standard rather than Chunky Kit Kats. Mingebags.

Fair point but they were free so it seemed churlish to complain. Very fit women on reception as well. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Fair point but they were free so it seemed churlish to complain. Very fit women on reception as well. 

 

If there’s something to moan about, I’ll moan about it.

[Section_31]

Look at Code there trying to steal a sweet.

 

 

[KMD7]

34 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Look at Code there trying to steal a sweet.

 

 

Hahahaha

[Stouffer]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The doc has asked me to measure my piss for the next three days so I have to piss into a plastic measuring jug then write the readings down. I'll be honest, it's extremely addictive. 

A couple of years ago I had to do biological sampling at work where I had to give a litre (iirc) of piss as a sample. It didn't have to be in one go and I had a month to keep topping the sample up. Did it in two sittings.

 

One of the labs I look after analyses the piss. The sample room is like a pantone chart for slash; from clear to dark brown and absolutely honks.

[Baresi]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Standard rather than Chunky KitKats. Mingebags.

2 finger Kit Kats taste better than 4 finger and chunkies. Onto a winner there. 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Baresi said:

2 finger Kit Kats taste better than 4 finger and chunkies. Onto a winner there. 

Nah, the chocolate is piss thin.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, the chocolate is piss thin.

Typical GF. Moaning about the quality of chocolate on free Kitkats. 

[Tony Moanero]

21 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Typical GF. Moaning about the quality of chocolate on free Kitkats. 

I buy my biscuits, you bastard. The chocolate on KitKats is a pisstake, it’s like they colour in the wafers with a chocolate flavoured felt tip pen, it’s that thin.

[Bjornebye]

Tony in the biscuit aisle in the Asda

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I buy my biscuits, you bastard. The chocolate on KitKats is a pisstake, it’s like they colour in the wafers with a chocolate flavoured felt tip pen, it’s that thin.

I remember in Speke market half the stalls sold defective shit. Kit-Kats with no wafers in and the like, wonky pies and what have you.