Small pleasures?

[Section_31]

Talking to someone who's completely and utterly stoned.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Talking to someone who's completely and utterly stoned.

Being the one who's completely and utterly stoned.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m stoned right now. 

[Section_31]

I'm immune to drugs by and large, I smoked heroine once back in the day unbenknownst and it gave me a bad arse, had some pot in Amsterdam, my mate had to be taken to the toilet by someone because he had a panic attack because he couldn't feel his teeth, leaving me on my own drinking Heineken next to an ice rink on New Year's Eve, as stoned as Mike Pence at the wedding of Billy Graham's youngest grandchild. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just treat myself to a rare luxury this evening, freezing my nuts off so I put my gas on for an hour.

[manwiththestick]

7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Just treat myself to a rare luxury this evening, freezing my nuts off so I put my gas on for an hour.

Whilst eating caviar and drinking bottles of Prime no doubt.

 

Flash get.

[Section_31]

When you both get a chippy meal and she can't finish hers so you eat that too.

[Bjornebye]

Masters Snooker final, she's got some work to do so I've just opened a bottle of red and got my feet up. 

[Furmedge]

Buying a pack of salt and vinegar crisp so sharp in taste you can't feel your tongue.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Spitting on a really windy day and watching it fly miles away.

[manwiththestick]

13 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Spitting on a really windy day and watching it fly miles away.

Haha, yes!

 

Might even go out and hold my coat up over my head!

[Section_31]

48 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Spitting on a really windy day and watching it fly miles away.

 

I read that in the voice of Otis Redding.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Baklava.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Nipping the toilet and on your way seeing a canvaser  walking down the path to beautifully annoy your missus who is too polite to brush them off. Ahh the distant murmurings of a conversation not wanted.

[sir roger]

56 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Nipping the toilet and on your way seeing a canvaser  walking down the path to beautifully annoy your missus who is too polite to brush them off. Ahh the distant murmurings of a conversation not wanted.

Not many outside toilets left, Bobby.

[suzy]

Mr Suzy driving grandson home, me sitting in the back with 4 year old grandson. He’s holding my hand and falls asleep still holding my hand. Love it.

[Harry's Lad]

I had a fit of the sneezes yesterday, probably caused by the pollen off Mrs HL's birthday flowers and my 4 year old granddaughter left the room.

She came back in moments later with a bit of bog roll saying 'Bless you Grandad, for your nose' as she handed it to me, got on the arm of my chair, snuggled in to watch a film.

 

Maybe one for the 'Emotions as you get Older' thread as I cherish things like this.

[Elite]

Silence.

[Harry's Lad]

21 minutes ago, Elite said:

Silence.

What's that?

[Carvalho Diablo]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Silence.

Hello darkness, my old friend.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

I had a fit of the sneezes yesterday, probably caused by the pollen off Mrs HL's birthday flowers and my 4 year old granddaughter left the room.

She came back in moments later with a bit of bog roll saying 'Bless you Grandad, for your nose' as she handed it to me, got on the arm of my chair, snuggled in to watch a film.

 

Maybe one for the 'Emotions as you get Older' thread as I cherish things like this.

I can't wait until my Grandaughter wants to sit still for five minutes,other than her daytime nap.

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I can't wait until my Grandaughter wants to sit still for five minutes,other than her daytime nap.

She'll get there. This one was busy and would wear me out just looking at her but would spontaneously come up for a hug.

 

Then we had the lockdown so I didn't see her or any of the five for far too long and with her being so young it took time to build things back up to the way they were.

 

She's a character though, she can be very stubborn and obstinate but she cares. She's also a real little chatterbox you can have a conversation with.

I see a lot of me and my Mrs in her. An absolute joy.

[Anubis]

An uninterrupted lunch perhaps.

 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

An uninterrupted lunch perhaps.

 

 

Obviously a frigid lesbian. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Waking up to see the Bitch Fest thread has three new pages.