Captain Willard

The club will struggle to sell him. He's on a massive new contract so I cant see anyone else matching it unless he goes to Saudi. He's too old for any of the big European clubs to pay £100m plus now. Maybe the club let him go for a much smaller amount just to reduce the wage bill.

Horrible end to the Klopp era. Petering out, rancour from the fans, general feeling of negativity. It feels like the end of my previous marriage.

Fuck me there are some fickle bed wetting fans in here. It’s a derby, we’ve missed a lot of chances. Get behind the fucking team

She wants to use her winnings to buy an LFC season ticket. She is going to be in for a shock when they explain the queueing system

My teenage daughter secretly knitted me a woolly hat. Took her hours. The best birthday present I have ever received. Made my year.

I used to go a lot for work. My advice is to absolutely avoid Delhi and Mumbai and the Taj Mahal is over rated, instead go to Calcutta, rent a house boat in the backwaters of Kerala and definitely go up to Rishikesh. Travel around by train, take a huge amount of Western stomach drugs with you, avoid eating from street stalls, don't even look at sea food and expect a massive culture shock. It's an amazing life changing place if you leave your western sensibilities and values at Heathrow, expect to get sick and embrace the difference.

One of those games where the first goal will be massive. If we score, it will deaden the crowd, we catch them on the break and its 2 maybe 3 nil. If they score first, the crowd go crazy and it will be really tough.

I am pretty sure she posts on here.

It’s really good. It’s gets darker. There’s a bit of an issue of twitter today trying to identify the characters.

Feel by Robbie Williams. “There’s a hole in my soul, it’s written on my face”. Great song. I am a bit fascinated by him actually. His first biography written by a journalist who followed him around everywhere for months is a complete car crash of a book in which he comes over as both massively damaged and an utter prick. It was surprising that his management let it get published. Worth a read.

Him, Thiago, Keita last season. Do we not do any diligence on players before we buy them ?

Jacobellis v. Ohio, 378 U.S. 184 (1964) “I know it when I see it”

Standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand by Primitive Radio Gods is both a fantastic song title, a great band name and about the only thing they did of any note.

Good call

Yes. Good point. Strictly speaking only one song allowed and the rest of the canon has to be shit. Tough criteria.

Never ever by All Saints. Another great song. I going to compile a play list of these recommendations

I think Toxic by Britney Speers is a great pop song. There, I’ve said it.

Hopefully self explanatory. As ever please post some actual explanatory text rather than just a YouTube link. I’m going to open the batting with Mmbop by Hanson, a proper ear worm classic that sounds like a great Michael Jackson song. You’ll be humming the chorus all evening now. No need to thank me.

Looks tasty

They’re under the beef. I didn’t eat them.

It was a massive mistake to let Klopp announce his retirement before the end of the season. Seems to have killed the squad mentally. He’s beyond caring and it feeds into the team.

Weakest starting 11 for years. You’d think it was a dead rubber game.

RAWK is a living experiment in what happens if you give people a tiny bit of power over unaccountable others. Claire would probably swear blind she believes in free speech but clearly only if you agree with her. Imagine a world where she had real power to send people to the Gulag and you can see how this stuff happens.

Roast dinner in our local pub.

This week I have been mostly eating beef tartare