Beans on a fry up

[sir roger]

Haven't been on this thread since yesterday , bastards the lot of you.

[SammyAftershave]

Hash browns on a fucking fry-up? Shove them up Mook's fucking hairy arse and set fire to them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

He'll most likely thank you politely, give you a complimentary pack of bongo matches and ask you to come again.

[Remmie]

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/rat-found-in-tin-of-baked-beans-2069687.html

 

A whole rat has been found inside a tin of baked beans, it was disclosed today.

 

The dead rat climbed or fell into the tin at the factory, according to a post mortem which established it had been entombed during tinning.

A cook discovered the rodent on opening the catering tin.

 

The tin’s manufacturer has not been disclosed by a local authority, but an ongoing investigation into the incident in January may lead to legal action.

 

Britain's most famous baked bean manufacturer, Heinz, issued a statement denying it was "in any way connected to this incident."

 

Premier Foods, which owns Branston and HP, said: "We have no record of any such case or investigation."

 

The local authority public analyst heading the inquiry said the rat’s presence indicated “severe failings somewhere in the food production process.”

 

“This one of the ultimate horror stories,” he said.  “The rat had come to an untimely end, but was not possible to say if it had died before or after it got into the beans. But enzymatic tests established that it had been through the canning process. A post mortem examination showed that it hadn't eaten recently - it had not enjoyed a last meal of baked beans"

The rat probably improved the beans to be fair.

[Oh Buoy]

Just to summarise, adding chilli/paprika to some beans is the fucking future. 

 

Beans have their rightful place on a fry up and for those that disagree... 

 

 

 

You're just a no-bean anarchic wool who is probably Joe Anderson's best mate.

[moof]

Paprika, knob of butter, crispy fried onion - cook on low heat until the beans are bubbling and breaking up. Slice of sourdough toast, grated cheddar to finish.

[mattyq]

Garlic, chilli with a smattering of truffle oil then carefully place the beans in the bin because they're fucking rancid little shitballs

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just the trick on a nice warm day.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/76bevy/baked_bean_ice_pop/

[Bjornebye]

Agreed. No way so the BBC get a say in anything. The 70/30 split here is conclusive enough.

It only proves that most human beings are actually cunts.

 

Love how Moofs boss gets shoehorned into every single thread. I kind of admire her.

[Tony Moanero]

Just the trick on a nice warm day.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/76bevy/baked_bean_ice_pop/

Negged. Warm days aren’t nice.

[Guest]

Just the trick on a nice warm day.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/76bevy/baked_bean_ice_pop/

That looks like the kind of thing Ashley Cole would have enormous fun with sticking up his arse on a nice warm day.

[Karl_b]

I'm pro-bean but anti bean lolly. That shit is dragging us down.

[scudger99]

That looks like the kind of thing Ashley Cole would have enormous fun with sticking up his arse on a nice warm day.

Cole's the kind of cunt that would pay one of his flunkies to butt plug him with that.

[Heinze]

Yeah, nah.

[aRdja]

 

Is this a thing?

[Lee909]

It shouldn't be

[Anubis]

Beans on fish and chips??!! No, no, no, no, no.

[cloggypop]

Unless it's fish fingers.

[TheBitch]

Out of order, that.

[Jim Lahey]

 

Is this a thing?

Britishness? More like nonceyness

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That teabag must have just grazed the top of the water. Weak piss.

[Tony Moanero]

The fish and chips look rubbish. Mingebag portion of chips, too.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Soggy bean juiced batter. Get it out of my sight.

 

Dave, take the forum offline.

[Anny Road]

Not one part of that is exceptable even the china cup and prison tray. A small dollop of thick beans would just about pass in some moods. Not bean soup.

[PestiRed]

There’s something comforting about her Britishness consisting of a root vegetable native to Peru, a fish preparation brought to England by Spanish Jews, a US method of making beans taste shit and a drink from China

[Jim Lahey]

State of those hashtags too