SammyAftershave

In yer face Phil. In yer fuckin big handsome beautiful face!

Is it because the first three letters of 'penno' are the same first three letters of 'penis'?

More likely collecting this months water rates off him.

The contents of that last plate appear to be remarkably similar to the blockage that Dynorod removed from my drain last February. When it was time to pay they presented their findings in a bucket covered in piss and shit but without the single portion of butter/spread and to be fair it gave that satanic abomination a run for its money in the presentation stakes. Given the choice of the two the bucket and its contents wins out on epicurean allure.

That can be mitigated by the apparent evidence that they have diddled you out of a conker.

ARdja, fair play to you for posting your breakfasts as I appreciate the trouble you have gone to photograph them and enjoy the comments they provoke but I have a serious question. Are you the CEO of a merchant banking firm? The prices you appear to pay so much for seemingly so little. It all makes me hanker back for Arthur's cafe on the East Lancs Road and a belly buster for less than 'half a kick'.

In addition to Tony's astute observation there appears to be a lack of a conker on the table.

Is that the one Jeremy Corbyn plays Moses in?

If ever a 'fight' should have been declared a 'No Contest' it was that festival of dog shit eye aids that Askin v Okolie took part in last night: http://boxrec.com/media/index.php/No_contest No contest "No contest" (NC) occurs when a bout is ended before its scheduled duration, but excludes a knockout or technical knockout ending. Historically, the usual reason for a no-contest was when the referee determined that one or both boxers were not giving their best (not trying) and decided to end the contest, shooing the boxers out of the ring. No-contests also occurred if the police stepped in to stop the fight, a power failure developed, or rain forced an ending. In recent years many United States commissions have made the official result of bouts that end due to an accidental foul or under unusual circumstances "no contest." Many of these bouts had been previously ruled a technical draw. An NC results in neither boxer officially winning or losing. I would have applauded the Police stepping in the ring and stopping the 'fight' and arresting them both for fraud. I will never ever waste my time watching the new champion Okolie when I could be using the precious time repeatedly backheeling myself in the balls Moanero-style.

An explosion in a shit factory.

A shitfest for the eyes. Ghastly stuff.

+1

Dele Alli on the bench sporting a Don King haircut.