Beans on a fry up

[Evelyn Tentions]

BBQ dog on sale in the street market in Hanoi also selling black puddings. Dog black puddings. Not tempted. Even vaguely and I like me black puddings.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Absolutely necessary for a top breakfast;

 

Sausage

Bacon

Black pudding

White pudding

Fried bread - white

Toast - brown

Grilled tomatoes

HP Sauce

 

 

Optionals;

 

Hash browns

Beans

Bubble and squeak

 

 

No thanks;

 

Eggs,

Mushrooms

To quote dinnerladies - all toast is brown. That's the point of toast.

[lifetime fan]

To quote dinnerladies - all toast is brown. That's the point of toast.

 

 

Oh I agree with the point - I fucking hate being served 'warm bread' instead of toast.

 

However, I was referring to the bread before it was toasted.

[Bjornebye]

Whats sort of cunt buys unsmoked bacon?

 

It's that fucking obvious you can only ever buy smoked bacon, I didn't think it necessary to stipulate.

 

 

I'm sure I ran a poll on here a few years back and we do have dick eating cunts amongst us. I'll find it

[Fugitive]

I'd throw haggis in with the optionals. Absolutely tremendous on a fry up.

[Lee909]

Had Haggis a couple of days early this week. Amazing stuff. Had it first with roast veg,Yorkshires and gravy and the second with colcannon

[Guest]

Absolutely necessary for a top breakfast;

 

Sausage

Bacon

Black pudding

White pudding

Fried bread - white

Toast - brown

Grilled tomatoes

HP Sauce

 

 

Optionals;

 

Hash browns

Beans

Bubble and squeak

 

 

No thanks;

 

Eggs

Mushrooms

Quite how eggs have ended up on the outside looking in is beyond me, especially as black pudding has a place on the podium with white pudding. Eggs over puddings every day of the week. I agree with mushrooms, although if they're small and inoffensive they get a pass.

 

The only question with eggs is whether they're runny yolk, semi-runny yolk or fluffy yolk.

[lifetime fan]

Quite how eggs have ended up on the outside looking in is beyond me, especially as black pudding has a place on the podium with white pudding. Eggs over puddings every day of the week. I agree with mushrooms, although if they're small and inoffensive they get a pass.

 

The only question with eggs is whether they're runny yolk, semi-runny yolk or fluffy yolk.

 

Quite simply because I don’t like eggs.

 

Cooking them for others it always has to be a runny yolk.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Absolutely necessary for a top breakfast;

 

Sausage

Bacon

Black pudding

White pudding

Fried bread - white

Toast - brown

Grilled tomatoes

HP Sauce

 

 

Optionals;

 

Hash browns

Beans

Bubble and squeak

 

 

No thanks;

 

Eggs

Mushrooms

What a fucking jabroni.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Had Haggis a couple of days early this week. Amazing stuff. Had it first with roast veg,Yorkshires and gravy and the second with colcannon

Not a massive fan of the traditional haggis with neeps and tatties, but haggis with peas and gravy ? Whoa ya fucker, food of the gods.

[Mook]

I'm not arsed about having haggis with neeps & tatties either but it's the ultimate breakfast food, enhances a fry up something rotten & I love it on a doubler morning roll alongside either bacon, sausage, egg or black pudding (with HP sauce).

 

A haggis & sausage roll with HP is a motherfucker of a start to the day.

[TheHowieLama]

That's the point of toast.

 

 

Oh I agree with the point 

 

Toast Points - well in.

[lifetime fan]

Give it a go

 

How you get on?

[Tony Moanero]

Absolutely necessary for a top breakfast;

 

Sausage

Bacon

Black pudding

White pudding

Fried bread - white

Toast - brown

Grilled tomatoes

HP Sauce

 

 

Optionals;

 

Hash browns

Beans

Bubble and squeak

 

 

No thanks;

 

Eggs

Mushrooms

 

 

Absolutely necessary:

Two or three sausages

Two or three rashers of bacon

Black pudding

Fried egg

Mushrooms

Fried tomato

Two slices of buttered toast

HP Sauce

 

Optionals:

Fried Bread

 

No thanks:

Beans (Not with breakfast, not with anything)

Bubble and squeak (Lovely but not for breakfast)

Hash browns (homemade ones are boss, just not for breakfast)

[Tony Moanero]

I'm not arsed about having haggis with neeps & tatties either but it's the ultimate breakfast food, enhances a fry up something rotten & I love it on a doubler morning roll alongside either bacon, sausage, egg or black pudding (with HP sauce).

 

A haggis & sausage roll with HP is a motherfucker of a start to the day.

 

 

 

I absolutely love swede, me. I have it mashed with a little butter.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Okay. So I'm going to attempt to put together an impartial list based off Col's necessary, optional type list. My own personal feeling is that beans are an important component to it being a full english, but I can see that removing them doesn't make it not a full english. I think that's fair to make it an optional, even if I do consider myself a prime member of the pro-bean club.

 

Impartial:

 

Necessary to be a Full English Breakfast.

 

Sausages (Pork)

Bacon

Fried Egg

Toast and/or Fried Bread

 

Optional, inclusion isn't out of place on a Full English:

 

Beans

Black Pudding

Fried Tomato

Mushrooms

Hash Browns

Sauce (HP or Tomato)

 

Non traditional but not a deal breaker items

 

Bubble and Squeak

White Pudding

Bread and Butter

[Numero Veinticinco]

My own list of a top breakfast

 

Two slices of thick cut bread straight off a bloomer. Toasted evenly across the slice. Buttered heavily.

Beans, cooked down and starting to break up, with thickened sauce with added white pepper. On top of the toast.

A fried egg atop the beans.

Three cumberland sausages or a giant cumberland ring. Well seasoned and spiced.

Three smoked bacon rashers. Crispy.

Homemade hash browns.

Big cup of tea.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm not arsed about having haggis with neeps & tatties either but it's the ultimate breakfast food, enhances a fry up something rotten & I love it on a doubler morning roll alongside either bacon, sausage, egg or black pudding (with HP sauce).

 

A haggis & sausage roll with HP is a motherfucker of a start to the day.

Haggis and Sausage Roll,a true Scottish heart clinic breakfast. Deep fried Mars Bar for dinner and an angina attack at tea time,you can't beat it.

[Bjornebye]

My own list of a top breakfast

 

Two slices of thick cut bread straight off a bloomer. Toasted evenly across the slice. Buttered heavily.

Beans, cooked down and starting to break up, with thickened sauce with added white pepper. On top of the toast.

A fried egg atop the beans.

Three cumberland sausages or a giant cumberland ring. Well seasoned and spiced.

Three smoked bacon rashers. Crispy.

Homemade hash browns.

Big cup of tea.

Where have you hid the fucking bodies

[Numero Veinticinco]

You’ve got to love the heel snapping anti bean fascists. They’re so cute. Both of them.

[Total Longo]

4 Smoked bacon, 4 sausages, poached or fried egg, hash browns, toast, coffee.

 

Bingo.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I have a big problem with coffee being alongside a Full English.

[General Dryness]

I have a big problem with coffee being alongside a Full English.

 

This. I had coffee and a danish this morning. Wouldn't have seemed right with tea.

 

Vice versa for a full english.

[Numero Veinticinco]

This. I had coffee and a danish this morning. Wouldn't have seemed right with tea.

 

Vice versa for a full english.

Yep. I like a really good cup of coffee. I've even got a coffee station in my house dedicated to the quality brewing of coffee. But... not with a Full English, you savages.

[Fugitive]

Hash Browns should be banned from a fry up. They look like Donald Trumps hair.