Jim Lahey

Apparently people have been fighting over these in Lidl in Finland. £14 a pair and they're getting resold for £450. People are fucking mental

Haha, I knew that wouldn't go down well Tony. Daddy's owns though. HP is too fruity

Just lash a bit in with the water and it stops the eggs from breaking up. Do not put salt in. Can't be arsed with poached eggs anyway. Fry smoked bacon, grill sausages and stornaway black pudding, put on a warm plate in oven and finally fry eggs. Serve with buttered toast and daddy's brown sauce. Winner. Nothing against beans just can't be arsed with them

That's a griddle pan. A grill pan lives in the oven. In terms of poached eggs, white wine vinegar is your friend

Haha, have you seen your arse yet lad? It only got took me a couple of posts to get the ball rolling. Stop being a cunt or go and support someone else

Haha, evidence if it was even needed. Think I'm up there with you with posts to rep ratio, you absolute melt. I couldn't give two shits about rep either

Not letting myself get drawn in mate. Hard enough keeping up with WhatsApp. He's clearly a dickhead but the only person who doesn't recognise it, is him. More important things to worry about. I hope everyone stays safe and well including SD.

Haha, I wasn't offended at all but it wasn't jokey and marked you out as a dickhead. I couldn't care less about that but you're an absolute whopper

You just don't get it do you mate. Your political views aren't the main reason I think you're a tit

Don't often post on here but SD is clearly a massive bellend. Nothing you say is going to change that

Found it https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gobshite

I always thought it was spelt gobshite. Can't find it in the dictionary though

I'd pay a fiver to have a Longstaff

He's a total helmet, Ole that is, not wan bissaka. He's a quality player but going there right now seems such a strange career move, they're shite and in total disarray and long may it continue. I can't see him making that much of a difference

Call me a kiddie fiddler, but I don't mind oreos either. They got me through many afternoons working for RSA in the sandcastle. The only and therefore best biscuit option from the snack machine. 50p for a packet and a shite but free cup of tea from the machine to dunk them in. Perhaps filthy but better than nothing.

Murphy is doing my head in. He's such a massive tool and needs binning. Shearer at half time is fucking shite as well, he's got absolutely nothing worthwhile to say

Liverpool would fucking destroy both of these

I've really lost my patience with Danny Murphy, he's such a massive weapon that he's spoiling my enjoyment of the game. I would genuinely much rather listen to Lawrenson

Lovren's been mostly excellent since his spurs nightmare. I can't help but like the guy as well. I think he's boss, miles better than Maguire as well. If we could get another centre back of his standard for decent money and fuck off Matip, I'd be happy.

The road to nowhere. Still, this was fucking boss and felt like a turning point at the time.

Yeah, that's what makes one of my favourite Suarez goals. Loads of his goals were both brilliant and hilarious, the dive in front of Moyes at the pit for example

7 Ozils and a Bobby

At least the consolation Brazilian wurst is the most aesthetically pleasing, look at the bend on it! Beautiful, not like the boring functional Bratwursts.