Heinze

We did it!

You have the right to be unbearable.

Fernandinho misses our game.

Haha!

Pelanty!

Otamendi to save the day.

Fuckin ginge cunt.

Yes

Gini...

Pep is so full of shit. He always says he won't be without players then they mysteriously recover in a week. Must have a good contact for horse placenta.

Hard to say how City would have done without Laporte missing most of the season. We do (at times) look toothless against teams that park the bus.

BORING

We're back.

Champions League champions, impending Premier League winners, Nike kit deal and somehow we are skint? You just know Werner will score all over us if he goes to Chelsea.

He should be focusing on the integrity of the championship.