Other football - 2017/18 edition.

[Russ Atmosphere]

De Gea's OTT grooming suggests he's already in Madrid.

[Hand Shandy]

So many cunts to choose from, but I reckon Herrera takes the prize.

[Anubis]

Anyone else think Jesse Lingard looks like Raggety out of Rupert The Bear?

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Maybe the most racist post in TLW history.

[El Rojo]

Why is Valencia always wearing weightlifting gloves?

[magicrat]

Police Academy?

 

Nah nothing funny about Webb

[magicrat]

Anyone else think Jesse Lingard looks like Raggety out of Rupert The Bear?

 

 

 

Depends on the quantity of Leffe consumed

[Anubis]

Maybe the most racist post in TLW history.

 

I'm not sure how comparing Lingard to a stick creature with a similar shaped head is racist in the traditional sense. Except in your imagination.

[dockers_strike]

Reus makes it 2-0 Dortmund.

[J-V]

Shearer, Murphy, Phil Neville.  Dream trio of clueless Mongs.

[TheHowieLama]

I'm not sure how comparing Lingard to a stick creature with a similar shaped head is racist in the traditional sense. Except in your imagination.

 

The fella burnt to a crisp there?

[dockers_strike]

Reus makes it 2-0 Dortmund.

 

Overruled by VAR. Still 1-0. Shame lovely strike.

 

Pen to Dortmund. Reus steps up and has it saved. Shit pen too.

[dockers_strike]

I see Harry Wilson scored for Hull in the 5-5 draw with Bristol City today.

[TheHowieLama]

Docker -- how do you feel about Lingard as the burnt stick figure shown?

[Aventus]

The last time I saw Lingard he had a maximum of about 5 pube like hairs coming off his chin, each about 2 inches long.

 

How the fuck has he managed to do that? After I've shaved if there's even 1 hair more than a couple of mm longer than the rest it bugs and itches the shit out of me til I either get home and go over it or pluck the cunt out.

 

Is he that proud that he's finally hit puberty that he wants to show off his manliness?

[magicrat]

Phil Neville is well suited to womens football

[TheHowieLama]

After I've shaved if there's even 1 hair more than a couple of mm longer 

 

This here is crucial -- when you have missed a spot. Not right -- not good. 

 

 

 

 

The stick figures hair is obviously a burnt up tree right - I mean the fella has walked off a barren burnt plain.

[TheHowieLama]

Phil Neville is well suited to womens football

Ye strap ons!

[Section_31]

Just turned this pair of wankers on. Fucking half empty, pathetic

[Aventus]

When you pick a lollipop up off the carpet

[Anubis]

See what that shit Delly-Allyway did to Raggety. That was a straight red.

[Anubis]

Ferguson looking happy that Shitcoat is no threat to his record.

[Hand Shandy]

Eriksen is so good.

[magicrat]

Jones is the least graceful player I can ever recall

[TheHowieLama]

Draw is perfect here