Who will win in your constituency?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That the area I am from, you actually still liver there cause we might be neighbours and not know it.

I do.

[Champ]

No not really, I think he was one of the rebel MP's against Corbyn in the PLP. I was also a bit disappointed he was nowhere to be seen when Corbyn came to visit West Kirby. I know that's not part of his constituency, but I would have hoped he'd have showed a bit of support.

Maybe my reply lost something in print. I honestly don't know how he can call himself a Labour MP or how the party allows him to remain one

[Kloppite]

I do.

I live in the streets along Bryanston Rd.

[Strontium]

Wallasey. The constituency was Tory from its creation in 1918 until 1992, but is now solid Labour. Angela Eagle will romp home again, which should mean a healthy trade for local glaziers, at least.

[Robbo29]

Dont think Frank Field is that bad, fell out with Blair over welfare reform. has campaigned against poverty and low pay throughout his career.

[Strontium]

Frank Field is definitely a Red Tory. He was very close to Thatcher, and was in fact the person who persuaded her to quit as PM.

[Mook]

Frank Field is definitely a Red Tory. He was very close to Thatcher, and was in fact the person who persuaded her to quit as PM.

 

Could he not have done it about 11 years earlier?

[Redder Lurtz]

Stewart Andrew, Conservative Pudsey & Horsforth. 4,500 majority, will probably retain his seat.

[Scooby Dudek]

Luciana Berger for me.

Me too

[Trumo]

Fucking Klan country

 

Fits in well then!

 

[Anubis]

Walton. Labour - Dan Carden. Safest seat in the country. You could pin a red rosette on the corpse of a dead rabbit and it'd get elected. Normally has 60,000 eligible voters but we've had an additional 4,000 new voters register this time around, so we might get a bigger turnout.

[lifetime fan]

Bristol North West

 

Current MP is tory Charlotte Leslie who has a horrendous voting record and is a vile witch.

 

Her majority is just under 5,000 and the constituency has been a bellwether since 1974.

 

The labour candidate has ran a very strong and impressive campaign, if Labour can't win this back they're fucked nationally.

[Hand Shandy]

Rushcliffe.

 

Ken Clarke.

 

Hasn't done a bit of campaigning and will still walk it.

 

To be fair to him, none of those standing against him did any campaigning either. Would be pointless.

[Chairman Meow]

Tynemouth. Alan Campbell, Labour.

 

Closer than North Tyneside but been relatively safe Labour for 10 years and gained numbers in 2015. We are lumped in with North Tyneside for the Mayoral and that was an increased Labour vote with an increase in turnout as well.

 

Unless shit tons of people have suddenly switched sides I'd be surprised if that changed.

 

It's a mixed area, there is money in Whitley Bay and Tynemouth themselves but the electoral area also covers council estate shit bags like me as well. 

 

North Tyneside, proper red rosette on a pig territory. I'll eat my first shit of the day if Mary Glindon doesn't get re-elected for Labour: the party has taken >50% of the vote in every election in living memory.

 

Thank fuck.

 

Even when it was Byers and he was absolutely shit as well!

[mattyq]

Wantage - safe Tory

The MP, Ed Vaizey, is ok, for a Tory, and is very pro Europe

I told him I thought May was an evil hag witch and he nodded  - mates with Dave the pig Fucker

[Brownie]

I'm in Stockton South. It's a Tory seat with a majority of around 5k.

 

The Labour candidate (Paul Williams) is very inpressive so I think it will be pretty close.

[sir roger]

No not really, I think he was one of the rebel MP's against Corbyn in the PLP. I was also a bit disappointed he was nowhere to be seen when Corbyn came to visit West Kirby. I know that's not part of his constituency, but I would have hoped he'd have showed a bit of support.

 

He makes Norman Tebbit look like Che Guevara.

 

The biggest laugh in politics recently is that his decision to patronise Corbyn by nominating and getting him enough support to get on the first Leadership ballot in the assumption he would be trounced & humiliated, backfired in the most amazing way.

[sir roger]

West Derby

 

Stephen Twigg , seems ok without being particularly impressive. Has splinters in his arse over Corbyn.

[Special K]

Surrey East here. Sam Gyimah has a Tory majority of 22k. He's a cunt who'll do anything for a photo opportunity and once filibustered parliament to block first aid being taught in schools and the pardoning of 50,000 gay men originally criminalise under old laws

[lifetime fan]

My ol fella has the 'pleasure' of Liam Fox as his MP, he has a 23,000+ majority and UKIP get almost as many votes as Labour.

 

As with every election since he's lived there he's gone and just added "is a cunt" after Fox on the ballot paper. 

[lifetime fan]

Just had a labour campaigner knock on the door to make sure we'd voted as they believe Bristol North West is too close to call. 

[Pidge]

Horsham for me, so tories (I went LD as the nearest opposition).  Back home it's Tiverton and Honiton - one of those annoying tory seats despite both towns having been gutted and run down over the last 20 years.  Labour was closest last time.

 

No real campaigning in either constituency, which is annoying as fuck.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Walton innit blud.

[lifetime fan]

Rushcliffe.

 

Ken Clarke.

 

Hasn't done a bit of campaigning and will still walk it.

 

To be fair to him, none of those standing against him did any campaigning either. Would be pointless.

 

 

To be fair, you could have far worse tory MP's. Fucking hell, you could have worse Labour MP's. 

[Karl_b]

Sheffield Heeley, current MP is Louise Haigh, the youngest member of the Shadow Cabinet.

 

This is my first election in this ward since moving last year. The area is a mix of a council estate going through hard times, some fairly well to do areas and a hippy-ish, leftist demograph. I live somewhere inbetween them all and see a real mix of people and voters.

 

It's been a fairly safe seat for a while, Labour typically get 50%+. The Lib Dems started to make in roads until 2015 when they lost about 15%, which was mostly gained by UKIP. I expect to see Labour lose some of their margin and UKIP increase theirs, because people are fucking stupid.

 

I'd guess Labour 45%, UKIP knobs 25%, Lib Dems, 10%, Tory fucks 10%.