January Transfer Window 2016

[Anubis]

We should move onto our Plan B. Because if we're willing to lay that money out then we must have fallback targets, mustn't we? Ian? Mike?

 

 

The A(yre) Team.....

 

 

[Nightcat]

We should sent him a packet of shit.

 

I don't think Ayre would be of any use to them.

[Lee909]

We should sent him a packet of shit.

Expect a ticking package to arrive back.

[Nightcat]

Also you now see why the Russians are right about Ukrainians. 

 

Go Putin, Go!

[Grinch]

Almost like we never really wanted him in the first place.  We're as bad as Everton and their failed medicals and utd and their ronaldo, neymar & Bale shite.

[Em City]

Almost like we never really wanted him in the first place.  We're as bad as Everton and their failed medicals and utd and their ronaldo, neymar & Bale shite.

 

Not to defend the honour of FSG and the Committee, but how are we as bad as them when we put some cold, hard cash on the table? I really wanted him, but Shakhtar are still in Europe and fighting tooth and nail for the league. They were never going to sell for anything less than an extortionate price, a price we just can't meet because we don't have bottomless piles of cash.

 

Besides if we were in the same position as Shakhtar are now and Barca came in with their usual unsettling tactics to prise away our top goalscorer and best player, there would be letter bombs being sent to the Nou Camp.

[Grinch]

Not to defend the honour of FSG and the Committee, but how are we as bad as them when we put some cold, hard cash on the table? I really wanted him, but Shakhtar are still in Europe and fighting tooth and nail for the league. They were never going to sell for anything less than an extortionate price, a price we just can't meet because we don't have bottomless piles of cash.

 

Besides if we were in the same position as Shakhtar are now and Barca came in with their usual unsettling tactics to prise away our top goalscorer and best player, there would be letter bombs being sent to the Nou Camp.

Our bid was never going to accepted. You think the club didn't know that before leaking info about how desperate we are for him.

[Nightcat]

I just hope FSB are after the criminals of FSG.

[Boss]

I look forward to seeing him in a Chelsea shirt in the summer.

[General Dryness]

32 million euros for a 26 year old who has thus far proved fuck all at the highest level? Sounds like a reasonable offer, unless the selling club aren't interested in selling. In which case it's a moot fucking point however much is offered.

 

Rather than making silly offers for players who definitely aren't for sale, why not identify some targets who might be available? But not Shane fucking Long, thanks.

[Em City]

Our bid was never going to accepted. You think the club didn't know that before leaking info about how desperate we are for him.

 

It's called negotiating. We made a decent effort to get him I would think. Yesterday his value was £38 million, this morning it's £50 million. I don't think they were ever going to accept anything that didn't breach the bounds of sanity.

[ZonkoVille77]

If we have 30 mil to spend why don't we buy a mobile DM, a position that we really need to strengthen

[VladimirIlyich]

There we go again, unsettling players and irritating officials with unacceptably low bid after unacceptably low bid.

 

All we seem to do in these wrong-headed approaches is soften targets up for Chelsea.

We paid £32.5 million for Benteke last summer so this policy might not be as bad as it sounds.

[Nightcat]

Because a deal for a DM won't let much room for bribes for the fraudsters.

 

Ugh I want to take a shit on them so much.

[Nightcat]

We paid £32.5 million for Benteke last summer so this policy might not be as bad as it sounds.

Which policy? Spending gadzilion on shite who no else is interested in and submitting unacceptably low bids for quality players?

[andyj]

walk away  dont play the games  and save the money till the summer

[El Dangerous]

Fucks sake we should just pay whatever they want and get him unless he's going to be shit in which case I can't believe we just bend over and pay whatever they want. I'm not happy about this either way!

[VladimirIlyich]

Which policy? Spending gadzilion on shite who no else is interested in and submitting unacceptably low bids for quality players?

I think the results of the first situation explain the second.

 

I have never even heard of this Teixera lad before this situation although I am aware that Shakhtar have been a very good team for quite a while,in European terms.

Is he worth a serious amount of cash or what?

[Russ Atmosphere]

We don't need any more fancy-dan, goalscoring Brazilian number 10's. Caulker is going to be our Rodgers tribute act, playing all the positions.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Would never even try to deal in that part of the world again. We should stick with what we know or alternatively offer them loads of 10 year old Mercs And Beamers, unlimited Coa cola and Levis jeans.

 

50m ? What about a Levi's shirt, a Big Mac and a Sheena Easton tape.

 

Oligarchs, gangsters, warlords and pimps. But enough about the LMA.

[Preston Red]

Seeing as this deal has fallen through, we'll now be treated to loads of pictures of how the Main Stand is coming on.

 

Every cloud and all that...

[Dave D]

I CANT WAIT

 

[Trumo]

I CANT WAIT

 

 

 

Just need the army of Orcs outside the Britannia, the blue dildo parade outside Goodison, 'Arry talking from his car window about 'triffic lads', Jim White snorting 3 kilos of class A and Natalie Sawyer in a yellow dress that barely keeps her tits in.

[Bjornebye]

I struggle to understand why so many deals are made so late. January is often the busiest month for top flight clubs in terms of games played. Why wouldn't you want to have any business done before hand so you can get them through the door and into the side as soon as possible. Steve 'My head is bigger than Asia' Bruce was just on SSN then saying he wants to sign Nick Powell on loan from Utd but isn't sure he will have time to get it done. It is the 29th of the fucking month and he is hardly playing in the first team week in week out. It's all a load of fucking bollocks. As is our policy of improving the squad with Steven Caulker and some fucking kid that no-ones heard of. 

[TheHowieLama]

Because a deal for a DM won't let much room for bribes for the fraudsters.

 

Ugh I want to take a shit on them so much.

 

 

Haven't we developed some scheme to funnel money back to the owners under the table that is super secret and no one else knows about cuz they are smarter than everyone else?