Emre Can

[Pureblood]

Unacceptable.

[setreal]

Has he scored yet?

[The Guest]

He can't pass more than 10 yards, can't shoot, doesn't create anything, isn't mobile enough and i hate him.

 

Just wait until he's been here 5 years and nothing has changed, you'll be shitting your underpants through anger.

[Pureblood]

Just wait until he's been here 5 years and nothing has changed, you'll be shitting your underpants through anger.

Good. I'm going to write about it on here constantly.

[Anubis]

Is it now time to issue the meaningless I'M GONNA BOOKMARK THIS THREAD threat?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Emre Can Sakho. Now to sign someone called Bateman...

[Gym Beglin]

He's half the player Biscan was.

[Gym Beglin]

Emre Can't

 

Emre Might

 

Emre Could

[Melchett]

Penis.

[Gym Beglin]

Emre Penis, that's a poor effort.

[A Red]

Dick Emre

[Judge]

He can't pass more than 10 yards, can't shoot, doesn't create anything, isn't mobile enough and i hate him.

That doesn't apply to Emre, but it reminds me very much of another certain player..

[Alan Sex]

Rumour has it his name is pronounced "Chan".

 

I shall call him Jackie.

 

After Jackie Onassis.

[WhiskeyJar]

Looking forward to having a strong, mobile DM for once. 

[Jairzinho]

That doesn't apply to Emre, but it reminds me very much of another certain player..

 

With your mum you prick

[fowler9]

Can he win it?

 

 

EMRE CAN!

[MLB]

He's going to be a world beater this kid, I guarantee it.

[jamespp]

Can he kick it? Emre Can

[JermainePennant]

Can he kick it? Emre Can

Ah that old classic that was used on here as soon as he was first linked and a 100 times since, hang your head in shame.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Let's get Speo back. He's better than this Can bloke, who I've watched a lot in my spare time (he's shit).

World's biggest Lucas fanatic in 'Lucas' replacement is shit' shocker.

[Mathewbet1]

[El Dangerous]

I am a real erm.... Emre Can

Fight for the ball with every man

I am a real erm.... Emre Can

Fight for the ball, fight for your liiiife!

 

When the ball crashes in and it's not off side

Emre is a man he won't ever hiiiide

If you hurt Emre then you hurt his pride

But Emre is a man he won't let it sliiiide(tackle)

 

I am a real erm..... Emre can

Fight for the ball with every man

Etc

 

Might take a while to catch on.

[Jairzinho]

World's biggest Lucas fanatic in 'Lucas' replacement is shit' shocker.

For fuck sake, change the cannel.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

For fuck sake, change the cannel.

No, I chan't. But I will cange the cannel.

[Jairzinho]

Chievo.