Emre Can

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Corizo.

[Jairzinho]

Pedigree Chum.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

De Alto Cedro voy para Marcan

Llego a Cueto, voy para Mayar

 

El cario que te tengo

No te lo puedo negar

Se me sale la babita

Yo no lo puedo evitar

 

Cuando Juanica y Chan Chan

En el mar cernan arena

Como sacuda el jibe

A Chan Chan le daba pena

 

Limpia el camino de paja

Que yo me quiero sentar

En aqul tronco que veo

Y as no puedo llegar

 

De alto Cedro voy para Marcan

Lleg a Cueto voy para Mayar

[Harry Squatter]

He's a Captain Kirk, he'll get some slag from Bootle or Huyton up the duff, pretend to be working in a takeaway til all hours but be out shagging all kinds of slags. He'll fuck his bird off once he gets his British passport and end up owing loads of money to Local gangsters due to a bad gambling habit. In 5 years he'll be back in Antalya flirting with fat mingers from Wigan whilst working as a waiter.

[Mathewbet1]

Emre can hes our man if he cant do it no one can.

[stringvest]

He can't pass more than 10 yards, can't shoot, doesn't create anything, isn't mobile enough and i hate him.

That's why he's getting upgraded

[Strontium]

The offal says we've bought three other players from Bayer. Yesil, meijer and voronin...

We seem to be Bayer's Trash Can.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He's a Kraut, he'll get some slag from Bootle or Huyton up the duff, pretend to be working in a takeaway til all hours but be out shagging all kinds of slags. He'll fuck his bird off once he gets his British passport and end up owing loads of money to Local gangsters due to a bad gambling habit. In 5 years he'll be back in Antalya flirting with fat mingers from Wigan whilst working as a waiter.

Fixed it.

[RazorBack]

Emre Can win the league..so no fear, Emre is here!

[Stu Monty]

We seem to be Bayer's Trash Can.

We are their West Ham.

[Jairzinho]

That's why he's getting upgraded

 

Yes, but Can he lasso a cow?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VWnbcx29w

[stringvest]

He even fucked that up, god bless him. That must be where he damaged his calf.

[Jose Jones]

He even fucked that up, god bless him. That must be where he damaged his calf.

 

Would have worked fine if the calf had horns.  Which I guess is the drawback of practising on calves.

 

Anyway, I like the look of this Can kid.  Big, fast, bit clumsy but also with a fair bit of skill.  I see people mentioning he is tactically naïve, but if there's one thing Brendan is good at it is tacticalising players (e.g. Sterling) so he should develop alright.

[stringvest]

Let's hope he passes the medical. He suffers with tinnitus.

[Jose Jones]

Let's hope he passes the medical. He suffers with tinnitus.

 

Too many Krautrock gigs in Cologne in the 70s no doubt.

[xerxes]

Bayern reject.

[Alan Sex]

Rumour has it his name is pronounced "Chan". I shall call him Jackie. After Jackie Onassis.

Come on AWS, what's neggable about that?

 

The pronunciation is correct.

 

There's even a direct link to Onassis.

 

JO was married to JFK.

 

JFK was a president who said "Ich bin ein Berliner".

 

Berlin is in Germany.

 

Another US president who has been to Germany is Barack Obama.

 

Obama had a campaign slogan "Yes We Can".

 

If you pronounce the "can" the same way as Emre it sounds like Chan.

 

See - direct link.

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[Boss]

A couple of the Leverkusen forum's opinion's on Can via google translate.

 

There may be even a chance that we borrow him in the winter back when he has problems there. Will replace this Player but heavy.

 

I close to me. Can was a bright spot. What good is the money if we do not get a similar dynamic player who can play 2 -3 positions and are offensive impulses? 

 

Very sad .... a loss.

 

 

As punishment for his departure, he has to live with millions of poor "Can" word jokes on the island now.

 

Better than Bayern. Good luck in Liverpool and thanks anyway for your use

 

Oh, and I'm assuming that the change comes too soon for him. To be a regular for Liverpool, he still makes too many mistakes.

 

 

[Iceman]

Henry told Rodgers to sign an american. 

[El Dangerous]

"Poor Can Jokes?" Those humourless bastards!

[Jose Jones]

"Poor Can Jokes?" Those humourless bastards!

One look at this thread would surely have convinced them of the quality of puns on offer.

[sh#t waffle]

They CAN't be serious about poor quality jokes, surely? I just CANnot believe they'd be that dismissive of puns.

[Josef Svejk]

I guess Lucas will be shitcanned now...

[Gym Beglin]

As everyone rushes to Normandy to remember the 16th anniversary of Saving Private Ryan's release, we can 'land' our own German Tank in the form of Ottaman warlord Emre Can.

 

 

How many German's have we had before?

 

Hamann

Riedle

Ziege

Babbel

 

All I can think of. Esteemed company. I love a German in a red shirt.

[Josef Svejk]

As everyone rushes to Normandy to remember the 16th anniversary of Saving Private Ryan's release, we can 'land' our own German Tank in the form of Ottaman warlord Emre Can.

 

 

How many German's have we had before?

 

Hamann

Riedle

Ziege

Babbel

 

All I can think of. Esteemed company. I love a German in a red shirt.

 

Just the one Turk, isn't it? That didn't work out too well, alas...