Emre Can

[Soleilrouge]

[JohnnyH]

Glenn?

I like him. One N or two.

[Mathewbet1]

He's sexy and he knows it.

[Stu Monty]

 

Caaaan, can deliver, he'll cut through you like a knife!

Caaaan, can deliver, he'll run off with you wife!

 

Make it so.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Think we need to take this hulk hogan themed song and run with it. Here's my effort

 

When he comes steaming in and he wins the ball

He's built like a tank he's fucking eight feet tall

When he starts to run get out of the way

He'll score a goal and then he'll say

 

I am the real Emre Can

A bit Turkish and a bit German

I am the real emre can

Brendan was right I'll play for my life

[AngryOfTuebrook]

How about 

 

He's the man, He's the man. EMRE CAN, EMRE CAN, EMRE CAN, to

 

Aloe Blacc

 

 

Never heard that before.  Still haven't heard past the first 49 seconds.

 

The best thing about being a proper owlarse is you don't have to pretend to like young people music.  

 

That was just bad.

[Jairzinho]

The new Marvin Gaye.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just sing 'Emre, Emre, Emre Can' over and over to the tune of the Brandenberg Concerto. Simple.

No.  Still too modern for me.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Here's Emre Can

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Here's Emre Can

Etc.

 

To the tune of Here Comes Your Man - The Pixies

[WhiskeyJar]

Hey, hey Emre

OUH AH

I wanna know if you Can get that goal.

[Tourt]

Remember your Brother Rabbit and reject the “art-house shite” suggestions above.

 

Offenbach’s Can-Can is the perfect melody for the man.

 

Drunk or sober, everyone knows the lyrics and the tune.

[TheHowieLama]

Pretty soon now, you know I'm gonna make a comeback....

 

Emre Can, (backing vocals - Emre Can, Emre Can , Emre Can)

Emre Can, (backing vocals - Emre Can, Emre Can , Emre Can).....

 

To the tune of I'm the Man - Joe Jackson

[aws]

Em-re Can

Clap clap clap.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Emre, Emre Can.

I want to be... Emre Can.

 

 

Macho man. Job done. You're welcome.

[Dr Nowt]

Dunno about crowd chants, but I bet he stands in front of a full-length mirror, stroking that plumage while singing "I am Emre Can" to the tune of Rocket Man.

 

I would if I was him.

[Boss]

His hair is always immaculately quaffed, the magnificent beast.

[Dr Nowt]

It certainly is.  By every pair of eyes in the world.

[the chimp]

Emre

Emre

Oh Emre Can

You are the fucking man.

 

To the tune of Jimmy Mack by Martha and the Vandellas.

 

 

It's so bad it's truly awful. But what a tune.

[boomer39]

if anyone can, emre can... as loud as possible....

[Ne Moe Imya]

How about 

 

He's the man, He's the man. EMRE CAN, EMRE CAN, EMRE CAN, to

 

Aloe Blacc

 

 

 

I hate to admit liking a song for a player based on a melody written past about 1980, because most of them are rubbish, but I actually like this.  Simple, and it's the kind of song that will sound good with 45,000 singing it.  Never happen, so I suppose it doesn't matter, but kudos for the idea.

[El Dangerous]

I am a real erm.... Emre Can

Fight for the ball with every man

I am a real erm.... Emre Can

Fight for the ball, fight for your liiiife!

 

When the ball crashes in and it's not off side

Emre is a man he won't ever hiiiide

If you hurt Emre then you hurt his pride

But Emre is a man he won't let it sliiiide(tackle)

 

I am a real erm..... Emre can

Fight for the ball with every man

Etc

 

Might take a while to catch on.

I'll just leave this here, any of you match going Hulkamaniacs can feel free to steal my intellectual property.

[Jhinge Machha]

god giving him the looks and the talent while one would have been more than enough to attract all the women. while i get nothing. fuck you god.

[Lario]

Na na na na,

Na na na na,

Eh eh eh

Emre Can.

 

Beautiful, just like the man himself.

[Elite]

Na na na na,

Na na na na,

Eh eh eh

Emre Can.

 

Beautiful, just like the man himself.

We have a winner.

[Lario]

We have a winner.

If I hear that during a game at any stage, I'm gonna do something so cool, I haven't even thought of it yet!