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the chimp

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the chimp last won the day on March 12 2015

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  1. the chimp

    Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

    He doesn't have to be 22 to be 19 but he is 22
  2. the chimp

    Another US Shooting

    I was talking to my Mrs before about the shootings in Buffalo and asked her, "Can you imagine the absolute carnage growing up if your average scally could just rock up to Tescos or the Asda and buy an AK...?" No wonder it's fucked over there given the proliferation of guns, and especially assault rifles
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Stand up to the top six by wearing t=shirts proclaiming it's about taking part, not winning, and living that mantra by getting regularly twatted by said top six. The faux morality of these an all. They've mortgaged themselves to within touching distance of administration to get top six, but it's all gone wrong; the eternally useless fuck-ups.
  4. the chimp

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Is it because they're massive cunts?
  5. the chimp

    Star Trek - The Shit, or Just Shit?

    @Section_31Being burned by Picard and Discovery was why I just didn't trust SNW to be any good, mate. Glad to say i was very wrong about that and having those fears.
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    Star Trek - The Shit, or Just Shit?

    Get it watched Mark, it's outstanding. 52 minutes absolutely flew by. I've loved Star Trek since I wad a kid, coming home from school and watching Kirk, Spock and Bones on BBC2 in the old days was almost a ritual for me. This took me back to those days. It looks wonderful on screen, and I appreciate it's very early days and so entirely premature, but the magic of the original series seems also to be there. I actually couldn't believe how good it was and how much even this early on, I really like so many of the crew.
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    Money sent, Nathan. Best of luck, mate.
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    That's a boss charity that, mate. Share a link for me to contribute to, please.
  9. the chimp

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Fuck Everton and fuck their Uncle Tom support.
  10. the chimp

    Sadio Mane

    What this nobhead said.
  11. the chimp

    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    Boss he is.
  12. the chimp

    Man Utd (H) - Tue 19th Apr 2022 (8:00pm)

    They're shite but let's not tweak the nose of mistress fate, @Bob Spunkmouse. We've been a poor team ourselves and caused upsets. Beating us would be the highlight of these cunts' season.