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    The GF book thread

    I read those McDermid about a year ago. I found them entertaining, but the plot quality declined in the last two novels as the stories concentrated on the relationship between the two central characters at the expense of a gripping yarn. Tantric sex, explored by a lesbian author, is not much of a turn-on for me I’m afraid. I’m currently binge-reading the Flashman novels, again. I find a hero who shags whatever is available, in the most unlikely circumstances, no matter how ridiculous, is a far more enjoyable read. There are worse ways to self-isolate.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    An article in today’s Times claim LFC win more possession in front of the opposition penalty area than any other team in the Prem. It is a crucial factor in our success. The player who has won most possession in this part if the pitch is Naby. It seems Naby is not as disappointing as losing a testicle, even if he does drop the occasional goolie
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    And now...

    I enjoy a lurk on RC. The site claims to have 400 LFC fans as registered members. That said, they are restricted to 5 or 6 posts per day and are usually banned for wumming. The sites finest posters are undoubtedly MU fans, especially the bute who posted earlier this year that LFC haven’t won a trophy since 2005 together with the wannabe analyst who claimed VVD is no better than Phil Jones. It’s comedy gold.
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    The GF book thread

    Just finished, The Lady From Zagreb, four more to complete the binge read. If The Dead Rise Not, is my favourite so far. Mainly because it was such an unexpected ending. Little wonder that novel won so many awards.
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    The GF book thread

    Binge reading Phillip Lee's, "Bernie Gunter" novels. The written words answer to crack cocaine. Finish one and you must have another. Sexy, witty, callous,violent and evil. Tremendous entertainment.
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    An audience member asked how the Tories were going to connect to the North. Helen Whatley replied: This is my second visit to Liverpool. I’ve been here twice in the past week. This caused an outbreak of general tittering. The Culture secretary is comedy gold. I’m looking forward to more of her.
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    Song meanings

    Sounds of Silence by S & G is about how America felt following the death of JFK.
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    Man Utd (H) Premier League - 19/1/20

    Give 'em a chance, play the kids.
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    January 2020 Transfer Thread

    Cheers PB, nice one.
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    January 2020 Transfer Thread

    Stuart Pearce awarded Ginni MOM on Talksport yesterday. After praising Gini’s performance, Pearce went on to say that Liverpool must be hoping the rumours of him wanting to leave Anfield are not true because he would be so difficult to replace. This is the first I have heard of this potential transfer, now we have Daisy’s quip. Can anyone else add to the paranoia?
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    Joe Gomez

    Last Saturday’s Times newspaper printed the answers to various questions from a prominent supporter of each Premiership club. One of the questions was: Which of your teams players needs to improve? The LFC representative answered, Joe Gomez. The name of this disgrace to the cause was none other than Dave Usher. Feel free to neg away next time next time he posts. Shocking journalism at its worst.
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    Takumi Minamino

    He is the Shogun. When the mist is on the Mersey, Minamino hunts at dawn. Haiku rules.
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    Joe Gomez

    Is stat a fact? Van Dijk-Lovren - 17 goals conceded in 18 games Van Dijk-Matip - 16 goals conceded in 24 games Van Dijk-Gomez - 5 goals conceded in 13 games Colonel Custer led 200 soldiers to surround 5,000 Indians. Number make all the difference.
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    Cover Versions that Beat the Originals