Summer Transfers 2014

[JagSquared]

Depends how heavy he is

[magicrat]

Kovacic has agreed to join us in May according to ITV news. £22m

£23 m + Balotelli , get it done

[Harry Squatter]

Mateo Kovacic, what are you ??

[Boss]

Forza Inter will go into full scale meltdown again if that's true. The only saving grace for them losing Coutinho was "well at least we've got Kovacic". Harsh as fuck taking all their best players. Dubious source though, since when has ITV broke transfer news?

[Jairzinho]

If we took Icardi as well scooter throwing would be widespread.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Good player. Would prefer Pjanic, think he's got a bit more of the Alonso's about him, but Kovacic would be a great signing.

[Mook]

Kovacic, what does he do?

[Iceman]

Can we...can we sign...a fucking DM? No? Ok thought not. As you were. 

[Neil G]

Why is the summer 2014 transfer thread being used to discuss summer 2015 transfers?

 

I don't like it one bit.

[El Rojo]

How long can we carry a player like Kovacic?

[Jairzinho]

Why is the summer 2014 transfer thread being used to discuss summer 2015 transfers?

 

I don't like it one bit.

 

The sad predictability of copying last year's abomination of a window?

[Neil G]

The sad predictability of copying last year's abomination of a window?

Groundhog Window.

[Elite]

Apart from Coutinho, our record with Serie A signings is awful.

[Jairzinho]

Our record with young Inter Milan players is impeccable.

[Brigant Moloch]

surprised no one wants PL proven players instead of that overrated Seria A dross... oh wait.

Kovacic will be worth a lot more than one Lallana+5mil in 2-3 years, immense talent in that lad.

[Josef Svejk]

surprised no one wants PL proven players instead of that overrated Seria A dross... oh wait.

Kovacic will be worth a lot more than one Lallana+5mil in 2-3 years, immense talent in that lad.

 

Milner and Walcott it is...

[El Dangerous]

How long can we carry a player like Koalavic?

[Jairzinho]

Kovalev would certainly add a bit of strength to the midfield.

[Dr Nowt]

Oh Marouanne, would you like to just come here a moment, you big gawky fucking elbow on legs?

[Jairzinho]

Oh Marouanne, would you like to just come here a moment, you big gawky fucking elbow on legs?

 

He's the exact player I thought of for that midfield battle. Would make a change from the normal 12 year old girl pushing match that passes for a fight on the pitch. Stiff jab from Sergey and the bog brush headed cunt would be asleep for about a fortnight.

[Dr Nowt]

He's the exact player I thought of for that midfield battle. Would make a change from the normal 12 year old girl pushing match that passes for a fight on the pitch. Stiff jab from Sergey and the bog brush headed cunt would be asleep for about a fortnight.

A tantalising prospect in full.

 

I reckon he'd then sidestep the incoming Phil Jones before landing a crusher as he charged past, making him run into the goalpost on his way down a la Mayweather Hatton.

 

But other than that I haven't really thought about it much.

[Jairzinho]

I'm thinking Kovalev and Golovkin playing just ahead of Klitschko in midfield. Crawford and Walters on the wings supplying the ammunition for Frampton.

 

I'd allow unlimited subs so we can go through their entire squad. I won't be happy until Golovkin has broken the ribs of their entire canteen staff.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm thinking Kovalev and Golovkin playing just ahead of Klitschko in midfield. Crawford and Walters on the wings supplying the ammunition for Frampton.

 

I'd allow unlimited subs so we can go through their entire squad. I won't be happy until Golovkin has broken the ribs of their entire canteen staff.

 

I'd want to bring this little terror out of Carbon-freezing:

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

How long can we carry a player like Koalavic?

Get the eucalyptus in, we'll be fine.

[El Dangerous]

Get the eucalyptus in, we'll be fine.

Even with Stevie going and Koalavic coming I think our midfield will be a little bear.