Rooney

[Elite]

He's as thick as two short planks, obvious that he going to be a useless manager.

[Tj hooker]

Well that went well didnt it,  on the plus side there may be a vacany in Manchester soon 

[Josef Svejk]

Taking a club from 6th to 20th in under 4 months is quite impressive in its way. 

[Geoff Woade]

I’ve always thought it was a joke he was even given a job in management. 
Very good player but he’s obviously low intelligence and a bit of a skidmark of a person. 
Imagine being a player and having to follow the rules of someone with his track record.

[aws]

It’s not over until the old lady sings. 

[Pete]

35 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Taking a club from 6th to 20th in under 4 months is quite impressive in its way. 

Shame Dyche is working out at the bloos.

[Leyton388]

Being a football manager is a golden ticket really. Even if you're shite at it when you get sacked you grt a nice big payout then some other mug will hire you and the ball starts rolling again. 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

The Yank owners employed him to change the profile of the club. 

 

Job done if they're in the third tier next season.

[Ron B]

20 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Can only assume the board culture is that of pushing for League 1 and being red faced,granny shagging losers

That’s still a better look than Garry Cook - the absolute chump who appointed Rooney at Birmingham - made his reputation for. 
•Saying that Gary Dunne, the player who had been Manchester City’s player of the year for the previous four seasons, needed to be sold - not because he wasn’t good enough, but because fans in China and India would struggle to pronounce his name? That was our Garry!

•Saying that the various criminal allegations against Thaskin Shinatwa were less important than whether he was “a great guy to place golf with”? That was our Garry!

•The genuinely embarrassing saga of trying to sign Kaka? That was our Garry!

•Inviting Uwe Rosler to the “Manchester United Hall Of Fame”? That was our Garry!

•Getting the boot over emails joking about a player’s mother dying of cancer? That was our Garry!

 

Rooney hasn’t always covered himself in glory over the years. But I want Birmingham to do even worse now that he’s gone. 

[Section_31]

Him, Lampard and Keane are good examples of how simply being good at football doesn't just translate to being a good manager. They probably go in there with the swagger and somehow magically expect it to rub off on the players.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Him, Lampard and Keane are good examples of how simply being good at football doesn't just translate to being a good manager. They probably go in there with the swagger and somehow magically expect it to rub off on the players.

 

Stevie could well be in the same boat.

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Stevie could well be in the same boat.

 

Yeah true, I reckon someone like Milner and Andy Robbo will be good managers down the line.

[Code]

Gary Dunne?

[TD_LFC]

Adversity breeds success. 

 

I want my managers (with a few exceptions) to be average players who had to develop their abilities in other areas of football to stay in the game and my Brazilian superstars who spent their youth dodging bullets and wearing football shirts made out of carrier bags kicking a bag of rocks around the favela's.

 

Last thing you need is to find out you're signing a Brazilian superstar from a middle class, affluent part of Brazil.

 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Gary Dunne?

 

Meant Richard surely.

[magicrat]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

He's as thick as two short planks, obvious that he going to be a useless manager.

In a nutshell. 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Ron B said:

That’s still a better look than Garry Cook - the absolute chump who appointed Rooney at Birmingham - made his reputation for. 
•Saying that Gary Dunne, the player who had been Manchester City’s player of the year for the previous four seasons, needed to be sold - not because he wasn’t good enough, but because fans in China and India would struggle to pronounce his name? That was our Garry!

•Saying that the various criminal allegations against Thaskin Shinatwa were less important than whether he was “a great guy to place golf with”? That was our Garry!

•The genuinely embarrassing saga of trying to sign Kaka? That was our Garry!

•Inviting Uwe Rosler to the “Manchester United Hall Of Fame”? That was our Garry!

•Getting the boot over emails joking about a player’s mother dying of cancer? That was our Garry!

 

Rooney hasn’t always covered himself in glory over the years. But I want Birmingham to do even worse now that he’s gone. 

Wasnt there somebody named Garry Cook at City once?

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Wasnt there somebody named Garry Cook at City once?

 

was CEO of City I think, went on to work with the Saudi's so he's a wrong un.

[Ron B]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Wasnt there somebody named Garry Cook at City once?

Yup. What I’ve listed is his career ‘highlights’ from his time at City. He then headed off to Saudi Arabia. He’s now failing at Birmingham. Absolute dog of a bloke.

I’m not a great fan of Rooney, but if I had to choose between ‘Wazza’ breaking a toenail or Garry Cook being hit by a bus then I wouldn’t have to think twice. 

[Bjornebye]

Coleen needs to fuck him off and slide into my DM's

[Red_or_Dead]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Coleen needs to fuck him off and slide into my DM's

You've defo got a thing for blue birds stig!

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Red_or_Dead said:

You've defo got a thing for blue birds stig!

 

 

She's boss her! 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

You've defo got a thing for blue birds stig!

 

He's got a point.

[Red_or_Dead]

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He's got a point.

Fuck me, that's never Colleen Rooney these days is it?!

 

 

[halewood pete]