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Geoff Woade

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  1. In a way I hope they cling on this season. Then be completely financially broken and have to sell anyone worth a carrot in the summer and spend all next season getting bummed senseless without being able to moan it was deductions that sent them down. Slags.
  2. Yeah - they do this scummy thing where they make it look like it’s on Amazon but really they mean via the TNT app. Bastards.
  3. The place is mental. I was stunned at what you can and can’t get away with there. It’s the maddest place I’ve ever been.
  4. He’s defo been told he’s been sacked and had some sort of breakdown. Like when he got sacked from England and had went mental. He was probably spitting feathers.
  5. Sadly Mascherano Alonso Torres Suarez in recent memory. I’d also say Emre Can has had a better career than if he’d stayed. Grabara too.
  6. Time to get the wind breakers up round this lad. What’s the point.
  7. Agree, people always start straight away with the rehabilitation stuff but I’m sure they’d have a different view it was their child who’d been stabbed to death for the entertainment of a pair of nut jobs. I’d be perfectly happy if they’d have been dragged out the back of the court and finished off with a pair of house bricks.
  8. The lad looks 26 not 16. Also looks like he works at CEX, surviving on energy drinks and rustlers burgers. Pair of ghouls.
  9. Probably a lunatic shout but could Trent be a right forward pinging the crosses in but without defensive duties? A bit like Gerrard years ago for a spell. Then if Salah goes he could step in without having to sign and unknown. ’Ducks down’
  10. It’s spreading, the stepsons’ under 12 rugby team are mostly sporting skin fades but with a perm on top. I’ve implored him not to join in as he’s already disadvantaged by being a ginger but I fear the advice isn’t hitting home.
  11. There’ll be a good succession plan in place. Klopp will have told them who’s genuinely the best man and there’ll have been no ego about it. I’m confident we’ll get / have got the right man. We’re very lucky that seemingly the elite level next manager is someone we’d love here.
  12. Apart from the facial hair he’s the complete spit of my lesbian niece.
  13. I’ve always thought it was a joke he was even given a job in management. Very good player but he’s obviously low intelligence and a bit of a skidmark of a person. Imagine being a player and having to follow the rules of someone with his track record.
  14. I still hate this prick. He looks like the old dinner lady at a primary school who terrifies the kids and tells her cronies that she basically runs the school.
  15. I realised on Tuesday that it had been 2 years and 10 months (when I got Covid the first time the night after I’d just played 5 a side) since I had broken into anything faster than the quick walk you do when someone holds a door open for you. Then 2 nights ago I got cajoled into playing in the lads vs dads part of footy training for 20 minutes. Within 3 minutes I was gobbing up greenies that tasted of blood, my teeth were freezing, as were my ears and hands. The frozen air was choking me and a rat faced 8 year old was informing me that I was ‘fucking shit mate’. It was a new low. Until after 15 minutes where I vomited while I couldn’t actually see where as I’d gone blind due to my eyes fogging up. Still scored 3 and pushed a few of the little shits over though so it’s progress even though k think I’ve got a hernia.
  16. There’s no way he wrote that. Absolutely stinks of when Anichebe got caught out because he didn’t remove the ‘please can you tweet something like’ before copying and pasting.
  17. Mine was nearly 70% more on the renewal but shopped round and got one about the same as the current year. Sent the current supplier a passive aggressive email for the cancellation. The whole thing is a total racket though.
  18. I thought the Killer was utter shite. The main character was just a bellend to the point I hoped he copped for it. The lack of realism when it came to people not escaping or making a scene when they could have was ludicrous as well. Along with the randomness of the people he killed or didn’t. Fuck that film, what a waste of a Saturday evening.
  19. It was brilliant tv. Very sad about the poor lad who I bet would have smashed the life out of any of those horrible bastards in a one on one scrap. The head honcho will be suspected to be a grass given the sentence he got. Quite telling how he was the only one not to have his door smashed through. Could well involve something with the clearly bent copper as well.
  20. Ah well. At least they’ve got a nice shiny stadium to look at.
  21. Anyone associated with the Captain Tom circus. From beginning to end. Including his family, people who put cringy statuses on social media licking his balls, people who fell for it and donated, the media who forced it down our throats. Colour me shocked that the whole thing was a contrived scam built on the back of a toff ambling round his own garden.
  22. Madness isn’t it. I’ve a few in my garden he can do if he’s bored. I have no idea why people get so arsed. Nobody has been hurt or killed. It’s mad that hat it’s even news. I saw about people having their ashes scattered there but so what, they’ll have blown away by now anyway.
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