Ass to Mouth

[A-G]

Just say:"look luv! I've found an enema! let's play!"

 

hahaha yeah all id have to do is give her a few drinks she gets crazy when she gets tipsy

[RedKnight]

 

It's a young Stephane Henchoz.

[Chris]

 

It's a young Stephane Henchoz.

 

Do you reckon Stephane's cheeks were so rosy because of all the ass-to-mouth he was performing?

[A-G]

Do you reckon Stephane's cheeks were so rosy because of all the ass-to-mouth he was performing?

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: i actually laughed out loud when i read that

[RedKnight]

Do you reckon Stephane's cheeks were so rosy because of all the ass-to-mouth he was performing?

 

I reckon it's a certainty. Ass-to-mouth before the FA cup final in 2001 is the reason he got away with all those handballs.

 

Also, loving the wifebeater A-G is wearing there.

[A-G]

 

Also, loving the wifebeater A-G is wearing there.

 

hahah i dont usually wear one i got pushed in the pool and i borrowed it while my short dried, i hate guys who wear wife beaters all the time

[Chris]

I reckon it's a certainty. Ass-to-mouth before the FA cup final in 2001 is the reason he got away with all those handballs.

 

Also, loving the wifebeater A-G is wearing there.

 

Are you alleging that Stephane went ass-to-mouth on Steve Dunn that day?

[RedKnight]

Are you alleging that Stephane went ass-to-mouth on Steve Dunn that day?

 

Not alleging; revealing.

[Chris]

Not alleging; revealing.

 

You never go ass-to-mouth on the referee, Randall!

[RedKnight]

You never go ass-to-mouth on the referee, Randall!

 

No way. Going to ass-to-mouth on a referee the night before a final constitutes heat of the moment. They were really nervous and needed to relieve tension.

[Chris]

No way. Going to ass-to-mouth on a referee the night before a final constitutes heat of the moment. They were really nervous and needed to relieve tension.

 

You never go ass-to-mouth on a referee!

[RedKnight]

You never go ass-to-mouth on a referee!

 

The rules are tenous at best.

[Spy Bee]

 

It's a young Stephane Henchoz.

 

So Sami has done A2M with his bird?

[Paul]

Ha, ha. I knew the whole rush to post photies on here would start to back fire on people. The Monty thread has got everyone fired up for more fun with photoshop. It's only a matter of time on this thread. First it's the captions...

[Spy Bee]

I won't caption his missus saying "I have to go to the atm for a2m cos A-G doesn't like germs"

[A-G]

hahah you can caption or photoshop what you want, i can laugh at myself

[RoboRiise]

your misunderstanding, i don't go for the slappers i like a challenge so i go for the girls who don't put out every weekend to a different guy, it's not boring i go for a dirty cow every now and then but sluts don't turn me on i like to go where not many men have been before.

The quieter girls can be great in the sack, I'm not a dirty cunt who shags anything he can get I'm picky that doesn't make me a "gayer" i just have standards. Maybe it's because i went to a private school full of hot chicks and i like that proper women type thing that turns me on much more than some girl who puts it out easily.

 

I went to a private school full of hot chicks too mate - they were all filthy little bitches, rich girls frequently are. As for women who put it out easily, wtf? You seem to be confusing how soon a woman puts out and what she's into when she does. For oral sex, you like to receive but not to give, which makes you an incredibly selfish partner - the kind of bloke that gives the rest of us lotharios us a bad name in fact, and if you have issues with a girl kissing you after she's sucked your cock, I'd reccommend washing your cock more often.

 

I have standards too mate, if you think girls that like receiving oral and want to kiss you after a bj are sluts, you're repressed. Free yourself from the shackles of dull sex forthwith!

 

As for the actual topic, a2m doesn't really do it for me. I think a lot of people are quick to forget that porn stars usually have enemas before the ass comes into play - not as much fun if you're trying it out when you get back from a romantic Valentine's Day curry. For example.

[Remmie]

I went to a private school full of hot chicks too mate - they were all filthy little bitches, rich girls frequently are. As for women who put it out easily, wtf? You seem to be confusing how soon a woman puts out and what she's into when she does. For oral sex, you like to receive but not to give, which makes you an incredibly selfish partner - the kind of bloke tha gives us a bad name in fact, and if you have issues with a girl kissing you after she's sucked your cock, I'd reccommend washing your cock more often.

 

I have standards too mate, if you think girls that like receiving oral and want to kiss you after a bj are sluts, you're repressed. Free yourself from the shackles of dull sex forthwith!

Chill Winston, there's no need for the sex police! I think he is just saying he don't want to taste his own jizz, which is a fair point.

[Joeys Pogo]

We must bone different types then because the chicks who've been Remmie'd usually dig the taste of their own pussy juice on my length

 

Yes but be fair Remmie you couldn't fit much pussy juice on the stumpy little fella - "length" indeed

[The-Sir]

 

Brooke: Whats so funny?!

[Spy Bee]

Hahaha

 

For a clearer description of what we mean by a2m look HERE

[Ian Sea]

The bird on the right of that photo looks like a mong.

[Remmie]

Yes but be fair Remmie you couldn't fit much pussy juice on the stumpy little fella - "length" indeed

I see what you've done there 'Pogo', you sage you. You are intimating that I have a small penis, based on guesswork & bravado I presume. My quack-like half-assed psychological assessment is that you have self esteem issues about your own Penis size and they manifest themselves in childish mocking of those you feel inferior to

[Thomo123]

My bird has a huge sloppy fangita and i have a tiny penis. It has been 15 yaers since my last confession.

[Joeys Pogo]

I see what you've done there 'Pogo', you sage you. You are intimating that I have a small penis, based on guesswork & bravado I presume. My quack-like half-assed psychological assessment is that you have self esteem issues about your own Penis size and they manifest themselves in childish mocking of those you feel inferior to

 

I'm comfortable with my little fella. I call him "Bryan" after Bryan Robson