The Beast from the East

[Einch]

Stuck in Glasgow. Airport closed all day.

[A Red]

Fucking snowed in the with mrs. Its ok for her shes got me for company

[Mendoza]

Thats the weekend watching the darts in Minehead knackered then.

[Anubis]

She's in London & I'd rather stick my cock in a blender.

 

 

Pics or GTFO

 

 

 

You want pictures of his cock??

[lifetime fan]

We’ve gone from having just very cold winds to about 3 inches of snow in less than 2 hours.

[Trumo]

It's freezing cold and howling a gale, but we still haven't had more than about a centimetre of snow. What's falling looks less like snow and more like Charlie Sheen's luggage exploded.

[sir roger]

Went the Asda yesterday & as we came out through the snow there was a fat lad with shorts & flip-flops on waddling along Utting Avenue.

[Jay86]

The snows weird as fuck here in Wales, it’s like powder, hasn’t stopped all day but is probably only a couple of inches deep, the media are making out that it’s going to be horrific this evening and overnight. The snows meant to turn to ice, then icy rain (?), then snow on top of it all again tomorrow, so god knows what it’s going to be like tomorrow but I know one thing, I’m not going anywhere!!

[lifetime fan]

The snows weird as fuck here in Wales, it’s like powder, hasn’t stopped all day but is probably only a couple of inches deep, the media are making out that it’s going to be horrific this evening and overnight. The snows meant to turn to ice, then icy rain (?), then snow on top of it all again tomorrow, so god knows what it’s going to be like tomorrow but I know one thing, I’m not going anywhere!!

We have black ice here with fresh snow on top, and you still have cunts driving like idiots.

[Guest]

We have black ice here with fresh snow on top, and you still have cunts driving like idiots.

This is the least surprising news to be reported. Lunatics, one and all.

[Bjornebye]

We’ve gone from having just very cold winds to about 3 inches of snow in less than 2 hours.

Sounds like my mate Nik on a night out

[Jay86]

We have black ice here with fresh snow on top, and you still have cunts driving like idiots.

My mate messaged me about half hour ago and said we’re not going to bother even attempting driving to work tomorrow because he’s out in his car and had to just dump it and walk home. Fuck that..there’s no need for people to leave the house in this today or tomorrow, it’s not like we didn’t have prior warning that this would happen and prepare for it.

[Creator Supreme]

My mate messaged me about half hour ago and said we’re not going to bother even attempting driving to work tomorrow because he’s out in his car and had to just dump it and walk home. Fuck that..there’s no need for people to leave the house in this today or tomorrow, it’s not like we didn’t have prior warning that this would happen and prepare for it.

Yes mate, but absence, the economy, why are we so rubbish at winter blah blah blah...

[lifetime fan]

Public transport in Bristol now cancelled for the rest of today.

[Elite]

It has turned out to be a 'Beast' hasn't it.

[Trumo]

If you'd told people a month ago that a Beast From The East would be hooking up with a raging storm named Emma in the UK, it would sound like material for an episode of Jeremy Kyle.

[mattyq]

Went to work this morning everything was fine...left at 4 in a fucking blizzard and taken me 2 hours to drive 11 miles

Bah!

[lifetime fan]

Sounds like my mate Nik on a night out

 

PM me Nik’s number.

[stringvest]

Snowflakes.  Weather's been fine down here.  Bit of snow, but roads have been great, taking me less time to get to work.  Marvellous.  

[tokyojoe]

Cold here but manageable. The only crisis is the Co-op has ran out of black pudding.

[Captain Turdseye]

Kids are still full of cold so haven’t even been able to go out with the sledges. Schools all closed again tomorrow. They’re bored out of their skulls. I can’t even have a shit in peace. Wish the weather would just fuck off.

[stringvest]

Cold here but manageable. The only crisis is the Co-op has ran out of black pudding.

 

 

YNWA

[dickie mint]

I turned to betting on Meydan...

 

Did that mate had 2 winners,looks bleak but there's a few extra all-weather meetings thrown on over the weekend.

[Chip Butty]

Getting on my tits this, not the weather, but the furore and the media bollocks around it. Last night we had a BBC programme on the weather, now, tonight, we have an ITV stab at it. Fuck off cunt. Its weather. Next up, an ITV special on light drizzle. 

[Elite]

Next up, an ITV special on light drizzle.

No doubt that cunt James Nesbitt will be in it.