The punching above their weight thread.......

[Jairzinho]

The poor kid is going to get bullied enough as it is for having that absolute mong as his old man.

 

"Yeah, I'm Apple"

 

"You fucking what?"

[cochyn]

_{He'll do what Zowie Bowie did, and change his name to Duncan.}

[Remmie]

On the subject of whether it is better to be the more attractive one, to paraphrase Karl Pilkington: It's better to live in the hole looking at the palace than live in the palace looking at the hole. Suffice to say I am another batting considerably above my average.

[Section_31]

Chris Martin can be found in a skip wearing only piss and semen stained underpants binge eating kebabs and rolling his own winnits. His next album will include covers of Megadeth and Crass favourites.

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like an excellent night out?

[stringvest]

We've all been there.

[Stu Monty]

I dont get the Martin hate. Is he not just a bit dull?

 

Likes to give a shit about stuff.

 

People tend not to like it as it shines a light on them not giving a shit.

 

Also called his kid an unusual name.

 

Seems a decent bloke to me.

[Jairzinho]

Likes to give a shit about stuff.

 

People tend not to like it as it shines a light on them not giving a shit.

 

Also called his kid an unusual name.

 

Seems a decent bloke to me.

 

This is bollocks.

[stringvest]

Likes to give a shit about stuff.

 

People tend not to like it as it shines a light on them not giving a shit.

 

Also called his kid an unusual name.

 

Seems a decent bloke to me.

Bono gives a shit about stuff too. So does Jim Davidson.

[alles ist gut]

Bono gives a shit about stuff too. So does Jim Davidson.

Whereas Stouff doesn't give a shit about either of them.

[Kevin D]

You can't take Monty seriously.

 

It's not his fault, but he is an addict.

 

Stu Monty suffers from an all consuming addiction to Stu Monty.

[Boss]

Yep, awful. Stopped taking any notice of them after hearing the a couple of tracks off X&Y, mainly the dreadful dirge "Fix You". Peaked too early, its all been downhill since 02. If any artist should have put a shotgun in their mouth after a couple of albums, it was Chris Martin.

 

Yeah, Rush of Blood to the Head was a decent record "god put a smile upon your face" with Paddy Considine in the video, it was actually a class video looking back. They're a bit like Kings of Leon in that respect, not the same as they used to be.

[Bjornebye]

Apples going to be a right slag

[Carvalho Diablo]

I dont get the Martin hate. Is he not just a bit dull?

 

Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you,

And all the things you do, and they were called...beige.

[Stu Monty]

This is bollocks.

 

No. It isn't.

 

Take a load of drugs and bang a load of teenagers - Boss.

 

Decide you're going to keep banging on about something worthy - Shut the fuck up will you.

 

It's really quite a common reaction.

[General Dryness]

Apples going to be a right slag

 

Bit of a tart, you might say.

[General Dryness]

Yeah, Rush of Blood to the Head was a decent record "god put a smile upon your face" with Paddy Considine in the video, it was actually a class video looking back. They're a bit like Kings of Leon in that respect, not the same as they used to be.

 

Yeah, they were ok on the first album, when they looked like they'd just crawled from the deep south. Big tashes and crap clothes. Ace.

 

Then the image consultants clearly got a hold of them, and when their image went bland so did their music.

[General Dryness]

No. It isn't.

 

Take a load of drugs and bang a load of teenagers - Boss.

 

Decide you're going to keep banging on about something worthy - Shut the fuck up will you.

 

It's really quite a common reaction.

 

Problem with that is it just comes across as preachy self righteousness. I actually reckon Bono and Martin would both be ok fellas if you were just sitting down having a brew and a chat, but sometimes you just don't want politics mixed with the music you're listening to.

[Dr Nowt]

Bit of a tart, you might say.

 

Her arse is a peach.

[General Dryness]

Her arse is a peach.

 

She's 10.

 

Are you Savile, are you Savile, are you Savile in disguise?

Are you Savile in disguise.

[Dr Nowt]

She's 10.

 

Are you Savile, are you Savile, are you Savile in disguise?

Are you Savile in disguise.

 

Less of that mate.  Fucking disguise, what do you take me for?

[KMD7]

'Consciously uncouple'. They deserve each other

 

Exactly.  And she wonders why she's hated. 

[General Dryness]

Less of that mate.  Fucking disguise, what do you take me for?

 

[Alan Sex]

Martin's gonna have to punch someone else now. I'm sure no bird will go for him due to his cuntish nature.

 

Oh wait, he is filthy rich.

[Dr Nowt]

 

[Jairzinho]

No. It isn't.

 

Take a load of drugs and bang a load of teenagers - Boss.

 

Decide you're going to keep banging on about something worthy - Shut the fuck up will you.

 

It's really quite a common reaction.

That isn't a view shared by everyone that thinks Martin is a boring cunt though.