*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I don't even wear Pyjamas if I have to go into hospital, fuck that shit off. 

[Jairzinho]

Fuck is Chris Sutton doing advertising that stuff?

[Sputnik1]

If it's got an Everton badge on it it's called a 'None sey' 

[manwiththestick]

There are currently six separate articles on the BBC football page about this transfer. They have honestly never had coverage like this before, this is their moment in the sun, buying a bunch of half decent players, recoup most of the outlay by selling their most valuable asset, possibly another to follow in Barkley and bringing back a former player who is spent at this level. Let them enjoy the moment I say.

[Joe Strummer]

They have no fucking shame. Always happy to oblige singing a United reject. Looking forward to seeing Barry and Rooney playing together.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I bet Colleen has to tuck him in of a night and read him a bedtime story.

 

"Oh, what saggy big tits and a dried up fanny you have grandma."

[Sputnik1]

They have no fucking shame. Always happy to oblige singing a United reject. Looking forward to seeing Barry and Rooney playing together.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

The bloos I know on faceaids (including my brother in law) are genuinely happy to have the cunt back! I'm so stunned I can't even be arsed having a go at them for their rank stupidity!

[cloggypop]

What kind of grown man wears pyjamas?

What kind of man pays for a hair transplant?

[Sputnik1]

What kind of man pays for a hair transplant?

 

 

Klopp had one, boasts about it. Conte had one and loads of other footballers. So I'd say a rich man. 

[cloggypop]

I don't even wear Pyjamas if I have to go into hospital, fuck that shit off.

I had Kung Fu pyjamas when I was about 8. Haven't owned any since.

[cloggypop]

Klopp had one, boasts about it. Conte had one and loads of other footballers. So I'd say a rich man.

I have a full head of hair and will never go bald. Soz if I've pissed off any slapheads.

[Sputnik1]

I have a full head of hair and will never go bald. Soz if I've pissed off any slapheads.

 

 

 

that's exactly what a man that has had a hair transplant would say, slaphead.  

[cloggypop]

that's exactly what a man that has had a hair transplant would say, slaphead.

My hairline is pretty much exactly like Stevie G's. There's too much of it if anything.

[Sputnik1]

My hairline is pretty much exactly like Stevie G's. There's too much of it if anything.

 

 

Keep trying to convince yourself.

[cloggypop]

Keep trying to convince yourself.

It's not something I've ever worried about. You have what you have. I imagine once you start worrying it starts falling out. Slaphead.

[Section_31]

I was made up when Robbie Fowler came home and I can understand why they love it. The main difference of course is that Robbie did all his boss stuff at us.

Nah nowhere near mate, we left Fowler he didn't leave us, Rooney left the shite in his prime.

[Trumo]

What kind of grown man wears pyjamas?

 

What kind of man pays for a hair transplant?

 

What kind of grown man supports the shite?

[The Golden Eel]

Their reaction to selling Lukaku and signing Rooney is weird even by their standards. He's fucking crap. 

[razor]

Rooney has been rubbish for two years at least, but maybe the change of scenery will do him good.  I also think he behaved really well last year, taking being dropped and shunned quietly and without kicking off, which really surprised me.  He kept his mouth shut and kept his head down, so credit to him.

 

That said, the "it's like getting back with your girlfriend" guff from blue noses is embarrassing.  If your girlfriend binned you off at the very first opportunity for the first flash prick that chatted her up, openly flaunted it in your face for over a decade, then when he moved on to a younger model she came crawling back as damaged goods pretending that while she was seeing the world with the new bloke she loved you, sat in a council flat rotting in your own filth and misery, all along, then the analogy may fit.

[Josef Svejk]

Their relationship with Rooney is fascinating. He's contributed nothing to their club whatsoever, binned them off at the earliest opportunity (in his teens, no less!), and is returning as the prodigal son now that he's a fat, old, disinterested reject.

[Paco]

Rooney has been rubbish for two years at least, but maybe the change of scenery will do him good. I also think he behaved really well last year, taking being dropped and shunned quietly and without kicking off, which really surprised me. He kept his mouth shut and kept his head down, so credit to him.

 

That said, the "it's like getting back with your girlfriend" guff from blue noses is embarrassing. If your girlfriend binned you off at the very first opportunity for the first flash prick that chatted her up, openly flaunted it in your face for over a decade, then when he moved on to a younger model she came crawling back as damaged goods, then the analogy may fit.

He knew even if he played a bit part role he could beat Charltons goal scoring record so it was in his interest not to rock the boat plus he was getting 250-300k a week.

[Josef Svejk]

Fly in the ointment?

 

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/09/birmingham-liverpool-2022-commonwealth-games

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I'm fully expecting the Bummed Arena to have a Rooney End. Heavily discounted for OAP's.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fly in the ointment?

 

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/09/birmingham-liverpool-2022-commonwealth-games

Isn't that an old article ? Should be called the No Fucker Wants It Games.