*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

30 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Does the forum think that Klopp could keep these up?

It's an odd question, because Klopp wouldn't have signed any of these feckless, talentless jamooks. I reckon the answers will depend on whether the poster is currently narked with Klopp or not.

[manwiththestick]

51 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Does the forum think that Klopp could keep these up?

There are people now convinced they're safe because they have brought in Dyche so based on that alone, yes he could.

 

I'm not 100% sold on this conviction that Dyche will sort them out. He did really well at Burnley for years with a solid team that had stuck together for years, it was when that team needed changing and he tried to bring in higher calibre players and spending big (for Burnley) fees that they started to lose their identity and start to struggle. 

 

He needs something from the next couple of games if only to gee up the crowd and start to get points on the board. I think they will get beat narrowly tomorrow and they it's on us to keep them in check, I'm dreading the derby tbh, happier it's at Anfield but this has got massive banana skin written all over it.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, stringvest said:

 

Double post

[VladimirIlyich]

Did Dyche take over Burnley when in the PL or Championship? A quick google says he took over them in the Championship. No wonder he was hired!

[stringvest]

59 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's an odd question, because Klopp wouldn't have signed any of these feckless, talentless jamooks. I reckon the answers will depend on whether the poster is currently narked with Klopp or not.

 

I know it's a context-free question, but I'm interested to know whether Klopp's skillset would include being able to rescue a team in the parlous position Everton find themselves in.  

[Bob]

I think he’s the right manager for them to have a chance, but their lack of goals and the fact they haven’t looked like scoring any isn’t something he’s odds on to fix.

 

he’ll get them defending better, working harder and “more competitive” and that will be enough for them to get some results and do ok. It’ll depend on how the others around them do whether that’ll be enough to keep them up.

 

Under Dyche, there’s no way they’d have lost all four of the big games they’ve recently lost to West Ham, Soton, Wolves and Bournemouth, especially in the way they did. So timing is shocking from them really.

[Anubis]

Dyche’s record in his last 30+ games for Burnley was appalling. While I think he’s the best bet to get them organised, his teams struggle to score goals and always seems susceptible to losing to the odd goal.

[Carra_is_legend]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

There are people now convinced they're safe because they have brought in Dyche so based on that alone, yes he could.

 

I'm not 100% sold on this conviction that Dyche will sort them out. He did really well at Burnley for years with a solid team that had stuck together for years, it was when that team needed changing and he tried to bring in higher calibre players and spending big (for Burnley) fees that they started to lose their identity and start to struggle. 

 

He needs something from the next couple of games if only to gee up the crowd and start to get points on the board. I think they will get beat narrowly tomorrow and they it's on us to keep them in check, I'm dreading the derby tbh, happier it's at Anfield but this has got massive banana skin written all over it.

Considering they actually played better than us at Goodison and could have easily won the game (we settled for a draw), I would say this is more than a banana skin for us due to their new manager bounce.  

[Captain Howdy]

18 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Fare thee thell thelwell fell well. 

Thelwell via Fucked 

[sh#t waffle]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

 

I know it's a context-free question, but I'm interested to know whether Klopp's skillset would include being able to rescue a team in the parlous position Everton find themselves in.  

No, but only because he'd deliberately run them into the ground and then laugh maniacally.

[Anubis]

57 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Considering they actually played better than us at Goodison and could have easily won the game (we settled for a draw), I would say this is more than a banana skin for us due to their new manager bounce.  

[Harry Squatter]

At least the teams around them have tried to improve and not done a Norwich and just been happy getting relegated again. 

 

Southampton have made some decent additions, Forest have a stronger squad and even Bournemouth have bought some players. Wolves should pull away from the bottom 3 with the amount of players they've bought.

 

West Ham should be doing far better and Leeds too.

 

If Everton get a few injuries they don't have the strength in depth for another player to come in and do a job. If any of their forwards get injuries then they are going to struggle. DCL will have his usual spell out as well and they haven't replaced Gordon. 

 

All they can hope for is a load of mind numbingly boring draws or shithouse 1 nil wins with goals from set pieces. 

[markcd]

if they get beat tomorrow (if?) - then they are probably going to need 23 points from 17 games. So, like 6 wins and 5 draws? Considering they've won 3 games all season, that's some new manager bounce they're hoping for...

 

I fear for them - I really do. 

[Red_or_Dead]

37 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

At least the teams around them have tried to improve and not done a Norwich and just been happy getting relegated again. 

 

Southampton have made some decent additions, Forest have a stronger squad and even Bournemouth have bought some players. Wolves should pull away from the bottom 3 with the amount of players they've bought.

 

West Ham should be doing far better and Leeds too.

 

If Everton get a few injuries they don't have the strength in depth for another player to come in and do a job. If any of their forwards get injuries then they are going to struggle. DCL will have his usual spell out as well and they haven't replaced Gordon. 

 

All they can hope for is a load of mind numbingly boring draws or shithouse 1 nil wins with goals from set pieces. 

Well, they'll get some points tomorrow!

[TheBitch]

8 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Well, they'll get some points tomorrow!

You are Creator Supreme and I claim my £5.

[Captain Howdy]

I too am also very concerned about the derby. They will be fired up and we are abysmal right now. Not a great time to be playing them

[Red_or_Dead]

12 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

You are Creator Supreme and I claim my £5.

Busted!

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

14 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Busted!

 

 

Oi, I'm fucking Spartacus!

[Red_or_Dead]

51 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Oi, I'm fucking Spartacus!

I thought that was Daisy!

 

[i5x]

 

[bizzle10]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

I too am also very concerned about the derby. They will be fired up and we are abysmal right now. Not a great time to be playing them

Dyche special written all over it 10% possession 1-0 to the bitters on a set piece 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, i5x said:

 

I'm sure the PP account will attract some reasoned responses from the blues.

[Wezza]

I’m presuming the red blinds haven’t gone unnoticed 

[Harry Squatter]

They'll attack all the Paddy Power shops like the offices of Charlie Hebdo. 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, i5x said:

 

Do you reckon those fellas are Reds taking the piss? Wouldn't surprise me.