What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

The Rags genuine editorial policy is to have no word or sentence structure that a nine year old wouldn't be able to understand.

Got to indoctrinate people as early as possible.

[Carvalho Diablo]

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[an tha]

23 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

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This fella is an animal....

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Am I the only one thinking ‘what’s the fucking point?’ 
 

It can’t be enjoyable either at the time or the hours of discomfort and sluggishness while you digest it then the effluence post digestion.

 

I really don’t get the appeal.

[Carvalho Diablo]

He knocks me sick that bearded dirty get.

[Pidge]

23 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

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"So, let's get some salt on"

 

Fucking hell, mate...

[Curly]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

This fella is an animal....

 

 

He’s upped his game that lad. He used to fail loads of challenges or take ages doing it.

 

He’s still no Matt Stonie though. That lad is a freak 

[Curly]

On 14/07/2021 at 19:41, Carvalho Diablo said:

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Fucking tinned tomatoes. Disgrace.

 

You never get to see that lad polish off a dish. Do you reckon he does nail them or stay comfortably full?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

Fucking tinned tomatoes. Disgrace.

 

You never get to see that lad polish off a dish. Do you reckon he does nail them or stay comfortably full?

He's got chips on it for fuck sake! 

[Curly]

Not his English breakfast one, but fuck me, how does he manage that???

[Mudface]

59 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Am I the only one thinking ‘what’s the fucking point?’ 
 

It can’t be enjoyable either at the time or the hours of discomfort and sluggishness while you digest it then the effluence post digestion.

 

I really don’t get the appeal.

It's just his job. He must make a fair whack from it through his Youtube channels, sponsorships and competitions. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

Not his English breakfast one, but fuck me, how does he manage that???

Holy shit- not sure if it was you or another poster who I was chatting with before about Stonie, but the one where he ate a ridiculous amount of crisps was painful to watch.

[Curly]

Just now, Mudface said:

Holy shit- not sure if it was you or another poster who I was chatting with before about Stonie, but the one where he ate a ridiculous amount of crisps was painful to watch.

Yes, that was us mate. And an other too I think.

 

Still get mesmerised by his speed of eating too. A large mega Mac complete meal in under a minute I think he did. How?

[Mudface]

Just now, belarus said:

Yes, that was us mate. And an other too I think.

 

Still get mesmerised by his speed of eating too. A large mega Mac complete meal in under a minute I think he did. How?

It's genuinely amazing. I get indigestion just thinking about it, never mind actually swallowing what must be only partially chewed food.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

It's just his job. He must make a fair whack from it through his Youtube channels, sponsorships and competitions. 

 

Yeah, I get that, but it's the whole competitive/challenge eating thing i just don't understand.

 

This is a challenge near me...

 

 

What do you get out of it after the first 10/20 mouthfulls apart from uncomfortably full and lethargic?

 

Just don't get it, though I really want a burger now.

 

 

[an tha]

41 minutes ago, belarus said:

He’s upped his game that lad. He used to fail loads of challenges or take ages doing it.

 

He’s still no Matt Stonie though. That lad is a freak 

Been watching Matt Stonie videos recently.

 

Fucking unreal.

 

Watched him eat about 9lbs of curry and rice plus sides the other day....a freak.

 

 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Been watching Matt Stonie videos recently.

 

Fucking unreal.

 

Watched him eat about 9lbs of curry and rice plus sides the other day....a freak.

 

 

I know - and he’s a skinny cunt too

[an tha]

37 minutes ago, belarus said:

I know - and he’s a skinny cunt too

Yeah he muat eat next to fuck all rest of week if he does 1 challenge a week.

 

Let's say he does a challenge and it is 10,000 calories....an average person would eat about 2,500 a day so 17,500 a week....he'd then have 7,500 left for other 6 days, so probably only eats about 1,250 per day on those 6.

 

Beard fella says something similar on his youtube videos....

 

Q: How come you don’t get fat? A: I eat like this for 1 hour of a 168 hour long week. In simple terms, I eat at caloric maintenance over the course of time, meaning I don’t gain weight. If you're interested in learning more, see the ‘But How Come You're Not Fat' and 'It Was Just A Normal Day...' videos available on my channel.

[Curly]

42 minutes ago, an tha said:

Yeah he muat eat next to fuck all rest of week if he does 1 challenge a week.

 

Let's say he does a challenge and it is 10,000 calories....an average person would eat about 2,500 a day so 17,500 a week....he'd then have 7,500 left for other 6 days, so probably only eats about 1,250 per day on those 6.

 

Beard fella says something similar on his youtube videos....

 

Q: How come you don’t get fat? A: I eat like this for 1 hour of a 168 hour long week. In simple terms, I eat at caloric maintenance over the course of time, meaning I don’t gain weight. If you're interested in learning more, see the ‘But How Come You're Not Fat' and 'It Was Just A Normal Day...' videos available on my channel.

You’d think they would need to acclimatise their stomachs wouldn’t you? That’s mad actually - wouldn’t have thought that at all

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, belarus said:

Fucking tinned tomatoes. Disgrace.

 

You never get to see that lad polish off a dish. Do you reckon he does nail them or stay comfortably full?

He's said in other videos that he doesn't, as people were a bit concerned for him. He shares with the cameraman and still ends up with doggy bags apparently. He's a reviewer, not a challenge eater.

[Curly]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

He's said in other videos that he doesn't, as people were a bit concerned for him. He shares with the cameraman and still ends up with doggy bags apparently. He's a reviewer, not a challenge eater.

No, I get that. He’s a big lad though, so could have been that he nailed the food off camera in an act of man boob feeding gluttony, once the paid work was done. 

[an tha]

21 minutes ago, belarus said:

You’d think they would need to acclimatise their stomachs wouldn’t you? That’s mad actually - wouldn’t have thought that at all

Yeah must be some stomach stretching that has been done to be able to eat like that even once a week.

 

It really shouldn't but it fucking fascinates me watching them - especially the speed ones where they are downing something like 20 big macs in 5 mins or whatever.

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Yeah must be some stomach stretching that has been done to be able to eat like that even once a week.

 

It really shouldn't but it fucking fascinates me watching them - especially the speed ones where they are downing something like 20 big macs in 5 mins or whatever.

Have you seen the competitions when they line up on a stage and eat as many burgers or hot dogs as possible in a given space of time? Fucking minging - they down water to make the buns go soggy. It’s fucking grim, but absolutely encapsulating. Is that the right word? You know what I mean.

 

I’ll find one now…

[Curly]

 

[an tha]

6 minutes ago, belarus said:

 

Mad that - absolutely mad.