What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

This English girl called Kate Ovens takes on these massive food challenges and rips through them. She has a page on Facebook and Instagram. 

 

 

 

She can't get enough of sausage?

 

Count me in.

[Curly]

13 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

This English girl called Kate Ovens takes on these massive food challenges and rips through them. She has a page on Facebook and Instagram. 

 

 

 

Fair play to her - she’s getting through some serious food there. I feel more confident of doing the wagyu one than the hot dog, but I reckon I’d finish those 2.

 

Also, 20 mins and still some to go on the hot dog - stonie would have done that in single figure minutes, the animal

[Bjornebye]

I don't know how someone can get through that much bread. I'd still shove the whole thing up my arse for the a 1 in 10 chance to lick her armpit 

[Mudface]

27 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

This English girl called Kate Ovens takes on these massive food challenges and rips through them. She has a page on Facebook and Instagram. 

 

 

 

I think I prefer her to Leah Shutkever, although Leah does look like she'd be flithier-

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Flith Flarn Flith 

[Curly]

I don’t want my challenge eating sexualised. I want skinny cunts putting food away in an unfathomable way, insane quantities and eye blinking speeds.

 

I don’t want a substandard performance set against a background of fake cleavage. I’m old school like that

 

Edit - that second woman is pretty fucking good like. Have just slipped through the one with Eddie hall and I’m sufffiently impressed at her technique, speed and focus on the job at hand. She can be the next YouTube rabbit hole

[KMD7]

21 minutes ago, belarus said:

Fair play to her - she’s getting through some serious food there. I feel more confident of doing the wagyu one than the hot dog, but I reckon I’d finish those 2.

 

Also, 20 mins and still some to go on the hot dog - stonie would have done that in single figure minutes, the animal

Yeah I don't think she's a speed eater, though she's quick enough. She just takes on these big food challenges. 

[Elite]

Just now, belarus said:

I don’t want my challenge eating sexualised. I want skinny cunts putting food away in an unfathomable way, insane quantities and eye blinking speeds.

 

I don’t want a substandard performance set against a background of fake cleavage. I’m old school like that

Ditto.

 

Good to see some girls are smashing it as well though, being a greedy cunt isn't defined by gender.

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, belarus said:

I don’t want my challenge eating sexualised. I want skinny cunts putting food away in an unfathomable way, insane quantities and eye blinking speeds.

 

I don’t want a substandard performance set against a background of fake cleavage. I’m old school like that

 

Edit - that second woman is pretty fucking good like. Have just slipped through the one with Eddie hall and I’m sufffiently impressed at her technique, speed and focus on the job at hand. She can be the next YouTube rabbit hole

Yeah, she's worth watching on merit alone.

[Curly]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Ditto.

 

Good to see some girls are smashing it as well though, being a greedy cunt isn't defined by gender.

Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong mate, I wouldn’t watch a shirtless ripped up slab of hunk either unless he was putting a dent into stonie type efforts. I’ve not come across another eater that I’ve followed as much as stonie. Am I a fan boy? I sound like one. Might get a tattoo of his face on my face, so I look exactly like him

[an tha]

6 hours ago, belarus said:

I don’t want my challenge eating sexualised. I want skinny cunts putting food away in an unfathomable way, insane quantities and eye blinking speeds.

 

I don’t want a substandard performance set against a background of fake cleavage. I’m old school like that

 

Edit - that second woman is pretty fucking good like. Have just slipped through the one with Eddie hall and I’m sufffiently impressed at her technique, speed and focus on the job at hand. She can be the next YouTube rabbit hole

This fella isn't the fastest but he eats insane amounts in his challenges.

 

 

[Remmie]

Potato grease chunks, Coca cola and I am far from an expert but were those hotdogs? The bread looked like awful cakey shite and was that about 4 tins of fucking cunt beans all over the fucking eggs.

 

Edit: He's getting cracking out Ranch Sauce. I hope he dies in a fire.

 

Why not just openly declare war on our country? Absolute cunt.

[Remmie]

Oh for the love of cheese he is using chocolate sauce as well.

[an tha]

Oh that brekkie is an abortion and he deserves bad shithouse AIDS as a result....but he does some mad challenges.

 

100,000 calories in a week.

 

20,000 in a day.

 

And things like gaining 30lbs of weight in a day from eating (weight is transient of course but still)

[TheHowieLama]

Close the fucking thread.

 

I blame @Carvalho Diablo for the hijacking of what was once an honest communal effort to take the piss out of each other.

 

Speed eating and the same fuckin berk in front of what looks to be a pig trough???

 

Fuck off and post an actual breakfast you are sat in front of - like you are supposed to!!

 

I am off to get a Stu Monty and neg CD for the next two weeks.

[Carvalho Diablo]

9 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Close the fucking thread.

 

I blame @Carvalho Diablo for the hijacking of what was once an honest communal effort to take the piss out of each other.

 

Speed eating and the same fuckin berk in front of what looks to be a pig trough???

 

Fuck off and post an actual breakfast you are sat in front of - like you are supposed to!!

 

I am off to get a Stu Monty and neg CD for the next two weeks.

In fairness, I didn't post any of these speed eating challenges and I've said a few times that they knock me fucking sick!

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

In fairness, I didn't post any of these speed eating challenges and I've said a few times that they knock me fucking sick!

NEGGEDD!!!!

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

NEGGEDD!!!!

SHITHOUSE CUNT

[Curly]

I reckon I posted the first eater guy vid. I’m not even sorry. Would I do it again though? No, lesson learned.

 

 

[KMD7]

Anyone complaining about the lovely Miss Ovens being posted on here is getting negged (maybe)

 

 

[Curly]

4 hours ago, an tha said:

This fella isn't the fastest but he eats insane amounts in his challenges.

 

 

No, don’t like him. He’s a whopper

[Curly]

18 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Anyone complaining about the lovely Miss Ovens being posted on here is getting negged (maybe)

 

 

No, not having it mate. She seems a decent girl and whatever, but it’s not all about the food, or being astonished. It’s tame. The background music, the pace, the anecdotal interaction and the “let me know, I’m your mate” vibe. 
 

She didn’t “physique check” herself like that other fucking jabroni an tha posted, which is a bonus, so she’s not a dick head, but will I look for her on YouTube? Not a chance.

[an tha]

27 minutes ago, belarus said:

No, don’t like him. He’s a whopper

He absolutely is....but he eats some serious scran.

[Evelyn Tentions]

This used to be a really interesting thread, invoking a mixture of envy and revulsion. Now its just a load of egotistical twats polishing off enough food to eliminate starvation in a small African nation. If you must post these, start a separate thread.

I am seriously considering expanding Tentions Law to include any more of this boring ,off topic shit

[Evelyn Tentions]

Thank you Remmie.  How ironical is it that the only photo is one of a lovely looking breakfast.