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Is it just me or do all scouse birds look EXACTLY the same these days? Nice body like but she probably goes out with a criminal and has a mouth like a sewer.

 

Still would obviously, rude not to.

 

Spot on there about the first part.

 

Saturday night in Town is like a cloning experiment has been unleashed. Although, I would still fucking ream 99.9% of them.

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Spot on there about the first part.

 

Saturday night in Town is like a cloning experiment has been unleashed. Although, I would still fucking ream 99.9% of them.

 

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Breaks my heart when I think back to the Italian birds from my holiday last year, they were just awesomely effortlessly fit with minimul makeup, long dresses and heels.

 

Not like these dark rooted, dental spar frequenting plastic faced cunts.

 

When will birds in this country realise you don't need to dress like a slag to give men a boner? And that even when you do, having a snarling horrible mouth like a cat's arsehole just undoes all of your efforts anyway - in the eyes of normal blokes at least.

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Spot on there about the first part.

 

Saturday night in Town is like a cloning experiment has been unleashed. Although, I would still fucking ream 99.9% of them.

 

Me and the lads have called scouse birds "Same'eads" for years now. On account of them all having exactly the same fucking 'ead.

 

 

Same'eads.

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She is fucking lovely.

 

Shes on some show on bbc3, I can confirm she has a proper scouse accent, but not too chavish.

 

I don't know woolly (;)), a bit too "surprise surprise chuck" for my liking. The Scouse accent can sound really nice and classy, however Cilla Black has a lot to answer for.

 

By the way "Hiya!" (Check out Amanda's column in the Echo. It is the funniest thing ever. Hiya!)

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