Fit Scouse Bird of the day...

[Section_31]

I was going to bag off with such a bird a while back, we'd been mates for ages and she is a top laugh to be fair, but I was out with her one night and kept specking her looking for her own reflection and going on about the usual shite ("can't wait for Ibiza", "me mate's just bought a beamer" etc etc), and I just thought "man, you're such a fucking scouser."

[Salou]

 

 

 

I think i saw every single one of them last night in the same place, it was unbelievable how the hair on all of them was curled in exactly all the same places, are they all just wearing wigs or something? If not that is one skilled stylist who manages to do every single one of them exactly the same!

[Ginny]

 

 

Breaks my heart when I think back to the Italian birds from my holiday last year, they were just awesomely effortlessly fit with minimul makeup, long dresses and heels.

 

Not like these dark rooted, dental spar frequenting plastic faced cunts.

 

When will birds in this country realise you don't need to dress like a slag to give men a boner? And that even when you do, having a snarling horrible mouth like a cat's arsehole just undoes all of your efforts anyway - in the eyes of normal blokes at least.

 

So true mate. Repped!

[Unrighteous]

Mate, I am sure there is a lab somewhere that just churns them out.

 

That lab is definitely located in this city... I've never wanted to NOT fuck so many would-be fit birds.

[Ginny]

Theres so many fit girls in Liverpool. It just that they have this attitude that fuckin stinks. They see themselves as the prize, not in a confident attractive way but a malignant vindictive way. Still would though!

[Section_31]

Curran always reminds me of a Tom & Jerry character whose just been hit in the face with a frying pan.

[Kopite]

Amanda Harrington's HAWT at Kontraband

[Mook]

This Gabby Allen bird on CBB floats my boat. Google tells me she's from Liverpool but her accent sounds a bit weird so don't have a pop at me if she's a wool.

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

From Aigburth or Allerton I think.

[Mook]

She's been on Love Island apparently & Celebrity Big Brother (which I don't watch by the way) so all the warning signs are there that she's a brainless moron but as usual the wee head is telling the big head what to do & I'm madly in love with her.

[KMD7]

Yeah fit as fuck. Great arse

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Yeah fit as fuck. Great arse

Agreed. Do we have any photos that show her knees though? That's the acid test.

[Mook]

Agreed. Do we have any photos that show her knees though? That's the acid test.

 

Her knees look fucking ok to me.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Her right one looks a bit pointy. It's a no from me.

[KMD7]

Her right one looks a bit pointy. It's a no from me.

Harsh but fair.

[Jairzinho]

I see she's hiding her elbows.

[Champ]

Her knees look fucking ok to me.

 

*nose get better of me, opens thread, sees picture, leaves thread to go and have a good cry*

[Bjornebye]

Was in town yesterday and to be fair Liverpool does have a higher 'fit to ugly' ratio of women than most big towns/cities in England. 

 

Crazy thing is you could sit on a bench in Widnes/Warrington/St Helens high streets and be waiting days for a 7/10 to walk past. In Liverpool its 9 after 9. Especially around Liverpool 1. 

[Aventus]

Was in town yesterday and to be fair Liverpool does have a higher 'fit to ugly' ratio of women than most big towns/cities in England.

 

Crazy thing is you could sit on a bench in Widnes/Warrington/St Helens high streets and be waiting days for a 7/10 to walk past. In Liverpool its 9 after 9. Especially around Liverpool 1.

The the fit ones tend to congregate around town to try and pull a rich boyfriend.

[Aventus]

This Gabby Allen bird on CBB floats my boat. Google tells me she's from Liverpool but her accent sounds a bit weird so don't have a pop at me if she's a wool.

 

 

 

At the risk of sounding gay, I'd have to say she just doesn't do it for me.

 

Nice arse but that's about it, body is a bit rectangular with no curves, and her boat race is average.

 

I'd still be up it like a rat up a drainpipe, but I wouldn't want to talk to her afterwards.

[KMD7]

At the risk of sounding gay, I'd have to say she just doesn't do it for me.

 

Nice arse but that's about it, body is a bit rectangular with no curves, and her boat race is average.

 

I'd still be up it like a rat up a drainpipe, but I wouldn't want to talk to her afterwards.

Gay

[Trumo]

Was in town yesterday and to be fair Liverpool does have a higher 'fit to ugly' ratio of women than most big towns/cities in England. 

 

Crazy thing is you could sit on a bench in Widnes/Warrington/St Helens high streets and be waiting days for a 7/10 to walk past. In Liverpool its 9 after 9. Especially around Liverpool 1. 

 

At the very least, you should be questioning what has become of your life if you're doing that.

[The Guest]

She’s from Rainhill which is why she talks weird and also why she was slagging St Helens off.

[cloggypop]

You don't have to come from Rainhill to slag St. Helens off.

[Section_31]

Was in town yesterday and to be fair Liverpool does have a higher 'fit to ugly' ratio of women than most big towns/cities in England. 

 

Crazy thing is you could sit on a bench in Widnes/Warrington/St Helens high streets and be waiting days for a 7/10 to walk past. In Liverpool its 9 after 9. Especially around Liverpool 1. 

 

It's only when you're abroad you realise how generally ugly the British are. Was in Montenegro a couple of weeks back and it's about the size of my back garden but even the skanks are worth fucking.