Do you keep Tomato / Brown sauce in the cupboard or the fridge?

[TheHowieLama]

pictures Lifey rummaging around in the root cellar

 

[Tony Moanero]

Cupboard scruffs.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Strontium said:

yeah and I bet they keep ice cream in the freezer too, the bellends

In what quantity (or complete lack of quality) would you buy tomatoes and get fruit flies? 
 

In a bowl with a layer of kitchen roll and left in front of a window that gets the sun. 

[Clem H Fandango]

On 18/09/2019 at 17:24, Bjornebye said:

How can you put cold sauce on hot food?! 

 

Nonces! 

 

As opposed to room temp sauce?

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

 

As opposed to room temp sauce?

Yes. 

[Chip Butty]

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/jul/03/should-you-refrigerate-ketchup-store-shelf
 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Over the last 6 months I have wrestled with an inner turmoil - I'm just not liking HP sauce any more.

 

Has the recipe changed?

 

I've even started eating my bacon sarnies au naturale, devoid of any condiments, only butter to add flavour.

 

On Friday I had a full English down at the train station cafe and tried their own knock off brown sauce. I kid you not, it was brownish / reddish / almost transparent, after a few minutes you could barely even tell it was on the plate...until I tasted it. Probably the most bizarre "brown sauce" I've ever tried, like a watered down Panda Pops fizzy cola.

 

I threw it up less than 15 minutes after I'd eaten. True story.

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Over the last 6 months I have wrestled with an inner turmoil - I'm just not liking HP sauce any more.

 

Has the recipe changed?

 

I've even started eating my bacon sarnies au naturale, devoid of any condiments, only butter to add flavour.

 

On Friday I had a full English down at the train station cafe and tried their own knock off brown sauce. I kid you not, it was brownish / reddish / almost transparent, after a few minutes you could barely even tell it was on the plate...until I tasted it. Probably the most bizarre "brown sauce" I've ever tried, like a watered down Panda Pops fizzy cola.

 

I threw it up less than 15 minutes after I'd eaten. True story.

 

I'd see a doctor, immediately.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Over the last 6 months I have wrestled with an inner turmoil - I'm just not liking HP sauce any more.

 

Has the recipe changed?

 

I've even started eating my bacon sarnies au naturale, devoid of any condiments, only butter to add flavour.

 

On Friday I had a full English down at the train station cafe and tried their own knock off brown sauce. I kid you not, it was brownish / reddish / almost transparent, after a few minutes you could barely even tell it was on the plate...until I tasted it. Probably the most bizarre "brown sauce" I've ever tried, like a watered down Panda Pops fizzy cola.

 

I threw it up less than 15 minutes after I'd eaten. True story.

 

I've just checked the smoked vs unsmoked poll and you don't seem to have voted. 

[Captain Willard]

7 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Over the last 6 months I have wrestled with an inner turmoil - I'm just not liking HP sauce any more.

 

Has the recipe changed?

 

I've even started eating my bacon sarnies au naturale, devoid of any condiments, only butter to add flavour.

 

On Friday I had a full English down at the train station cafe and tried their own knock off brown sauce. I kid you not, it was brownish / reddish / almost transparent, after a few minutes you could barely even tell it was on the plate...until I tasted it. Probably the most bizarre "brown sauce" I've ever tried, like a watered down Panda Pops fizzy cola.

 

I threw it up less than 15 minutes after I'd eaten. True story.

Surely you’ve got a strong constitution ? A little bit of knock off own brand sauce shouldn’t fell a giant like you. There must be more to this ?

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Surely you’ve got a strong constitution ? A little bit of knock off own brand sauce shouldn’t fell a giant like you. There must be more to this ?

Dodgy gall bladder mate, dodgy gall bladder.

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Dodgy gall bladder mate, dodgy gall bladder.

 

But you eat so well. And sparingly...