May calls General Election on 8 June

[lifetime fan]

What a prick Fallon is.

[Captain Turdseye]

Was going to bed if it was a majority for the murderers of the poor and weak, now it's worth staying up.

Just said the same on another thread.

[lifetime fan]

They'll probably get the seats they need when it's all said and done but a cons win could still be a cons loss.

 

The NI parties would defo prop them up. 

[Red Phoenix]

Pissed off with that really, thought Labour could've done a lot better. And maybe they still will? It could be that this exit poll is the media doing their last trolling of the election.

 

Great if they can't form a government, but that requires all the other MP's in their parties to stick to their word, and I don't trust them at this point. Going to be a long night by the looks of it. And possibly days worth of shit to deal with yet as the Tories try to form a coalition.

[Gnasher]

Ha. Strong and born in a stable. The cunts in the tories will rip each other apart. Good.

[Anubis]

Charlie Brooker

@CharltonBrooker

 

*requests 700 minute 2017 Wipe running time*

[Guest]

reckon that's bollocks.

 

BBC reporting that Tories are biggest but they may be short of a majority. Maybe not bollocks.

[The Golden Eel]

The NI parties would defo prop them up. 

 

The only ones would be DUP and UUP (though it seems unlikely both would at the same time), they got 10 between them last time. Unlikely to get more, potentially a couple fewer

[Sputnik1]

Still the chance of a shock, could be worse for the poor killers. 

[Faustus]

What are the DUP projections in N. Ireland? They're the only party I can see propping them up, if it's true that UKIP aren't getting an MP.

[Tj hooker]

BBC reporting that Tories are biggest but they may be short of a majority. Maybe not bollocks.

Think it's the same poll the 3 main broadcasters share information

[A Red]

The NI parties would defo prop them up. 

Only the Unionists, wont be enough

[Cardie]

The NI parties would defo prop them up. 

Yep but limping over the line will be devastating for May, she'll have managed to destroy a majority, failed to get the mandate she was looking for and will be fighting off her own party.

 

The annoying thing is where was the Corbyn of this election during the last year or so.

[The Golden Eel]

What are the DUP projections in N. Ireland? They're the only party I can see propping them up, if it's true that UKIP aren't getting an MP.

 

They got 8 last time, I doubt they'll get more than that, they could deffo lose East Belfast to Alliance

[Red Phoenix]

Even if it's right, 314 seats. That's a lot of people in this country supporting a party that's just been trashed for weeks on end, and that's a complete fucking joke in so many ways. That's really fucked up.

[lifetime fan]

BBC reporting that Tories are biggest but they may be short of a majority. Maybe not bollocks.

 

 

I'm hoping mate!!!

[Sputnik1]

When you consider the incredibly biased media, the disgraceful treatment of Corbyn since he became leader, he has been constantly ridiculed. It shows just how fed up people are of the tory filth. 

 

And I don't fucking like Corbyn. 

 

Just a projection of course but maybe everyone out there isn't a total cunt. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

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Has somebody died? Sky seem very morose!

[lifetime fan]

Only the Unionists, wont be enough

 

I didn't mean anyone else would mate, but if it's as close as exit polls suggest May will be draping an orange flag across her tits as she opens her legs. 

[Kloppite]

Green MPs are from Brighton are they going to prop up the tories or labour even though they are pro European?

[Sputnik1]

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DON'T

 

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Has somebody died? Sky seem very morose!

 

 

 

Haha, their main presenter was smirking like a little schoolgirl until this was announced. Now you'd think someone had died, oh and there's Kay Burley, maybe someone has.

[Red Phoenix]

I hope the first result makes the exit poll completely fucking wrong so that it's all back open again. I don't want to believe that so many people in the country still backed those fucking Tories after the campaign they had.

[Elite]

I didn't mean anyone else would mate, but if it's as close as exit polls suggest May will be draping an orange flag across her tits as she opens her legs.

If she did that, it would work in labours favour.

[skend04]

Pound lost 1% against the dollar. Trust the Tories to fuck our economy.

[Anubis]

The rumors of Amber Rudd's impending political demise are gaining strength.