Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[Jose Jones]

Yeah surely everyone goes back for more at the hotel buffet breakfast?

First day you go cooked breakfast, then go back for another bit of toast, then have a couple of croissants or little cakes.

Next day you think “I’ll just have some cereal and fruit, I don’t want to be a fat bastard”, so have that, then some bacon and eggs, then the croissants and cakes.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Nothing middle class about Costa.

 

The middle classes now go to independent coffee shops, and bring in their own reusable travel mugs to get served in.

[Champ]

27 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Nothing middle class about Costa.

 

The middle classes now go to independent coffee shops, and bring in their own reusable travel mugs to get served in.

With their dry robes on.

 

 

 

 

I see you looking, Mudface. I know I’m middle class. What can I say? …but I don’t have a dry robe

[Karl_b]

Appalling shout about Costa, see the coffee thread for proper middle class coffee discussions - pour-overs, roasting profiles, freshness of the beans, spending disgusting amounts of money on equipment. 

 

Any "coffee" that comes out of an automated machine in a supermarket besmirches the wankery of middle class coffee snobbery.

[Section_31]

Cath is from Edinburgh isn't she? It's King's Landing with neeps and tatties. She'll be outside those trendy bistros come fringe time in her pink North Face gilet handing out leaflets for shows called "Orinoko flow, the trials and tribulations of a Geisha and the stigma of feminine hygiene in modern Japan".

[Champ]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Champ’s taking offence at these, she’s pyar middle class these days. 
 

 

I’m joking, of course. I go back for more at hotel breakfasts because I’m a fat cunt and want my tenner’s worth but even when my kids are eating free they’ll only ever go back for a second drink, never more food. I assume that’s because they’re not fat cunts and have already had their money’s worth. 
 

And Costa isn’t middle class. It may have been once but we’ve reclaimed it for the masses. I mean, my missus goes in there with the kids and we’re like 85% chav. 

I’ve never been anything else, Turds

[Captain Turdseye]

25 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’ve never been anything else, Turds

Behave, you’re always doing things that are common as muck. The Chelsea Flower Show, theatre performances, baking (very well, it must be said), walking holidays, all that stuff. Pure chav, Cath. 

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

With their dry robes on.

 

 

 

 

I see you looking, Mudface. I know I’m middle class. What can I say? …but I don’t have a dry robe

 

Bit spooky, I only just went on this thread and had unread posts from last year. Middle class fortune teller?

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Bit spooky, I only just went on this thread and had unread posts from last year. Middle class fortune teller?

There’s no pretending when posters have met you (one. I never referred to myself as ‘one’ in my life) in real life

[manwiththestick]

Just to clarify as it was I that mentioned Costa, I wasn't saying Costa was a middle class trait, it was the almost uniform wearing of the Dryrobes.

[Section_31]

48 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Just to clarify as it was I that mentioned Costa, I wasn't saying Costa was a middle class trait, it was the almost uniform wearing of the Dryrobes.

 

Middle class patrons of Costa will stand out due to the fact they spend considerably more money on themselves than they do on their kid. 

 

"Full time mummy" will be in there with her mate with a panini, chai latte and cake of some description, the kids will share a fruit shoot while they play games, loudly, on the tablet."

[Champ]

2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Appalling shout about Costa, see the coffee thread for proper middle class coffee discussions - pour-overs, roasting profiles, freshness of the beans, spending disgusting amounts of money on equipment. 

 

Any "coffee" that comes out of an automated machine in a supermarket besmirches the wankery of middle class coffee snobbery.

Don’t get me started on hotels providing automated coffee machines fat breakfast 

[Champ]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

Middle class patrons of Costa will stand out due to the fact they spend considerably more on themselves than they do on their kid. 

 

"Full time mummy" will be in there with her mate with a panini, chai latter and cake of some description, the kids will share a fruit shoot while they play games, loudly, on the tablet."

These are not real middle class people, Section

[A Red]

I'm not middle nor working class, I prefer to think of myself as classless.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Nothing middle class about Costa.

 

The middle classes now go to independent coffee shops, and bring in their own reusable travel mugs to get served in.

Served by cunts with sleeve tattoos and over-groomed moustaches.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Served by cunts with sleeve tattoos and over-groomed moustaches.

 

Basking in the post Brexit smugness of their less than inflation payrises no doubt, the cunts!

[Champ]

6 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Cath is from Edinburgh isn't she? It's King's Landing with neeps and tatties. She'll be outside those trendy bistros come fringe time in her pink North Face gilet handing out leaflets for shows called "Orinoko flow, the trials and tribulations of a Geisha and the stigma of feminine hygiene in modern Japan".

I live in Edinburgh. It has a lot to recommend it. I can’t be doing with The Fringe and most of the Hogmanay nonsense 

 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

I live in Edinburgh. It has a lot to recommend it. I can’t be doing with The Fringe and most of the Hogmanay nonsense

 

The Christmas fair there is dreadful now. I refused to go this year after 2022 was so horrible. Ridiculous prices and horrendously overcrowded.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Served by cunts with sleeve tattoos and over-groomed moustaches.

 

[manwiththestick]

Just found a Facebook page called Dry Robe Wankers, first picture I noticed was a woman shopping in Sainsburys.

 

And then this prime example:

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I can’t say for definite that I’ve ever seen anyone wearing one of them down here. 
 

If I have, I haven’t noticed. Maybe they’re like invisible robes to me. A woman puts one on and then *poof* they disappear. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Just found a Facebook page called Dry Robe Wankers, first picture I noticed was a woman shopping in Sainsburys.

 

And then this prime example:

 

 

So a 'dry robe' is just a long coat that seems to be fashionable nowadays?

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

So a 'dry robe' is just a long coat that seems to be fashionable nowadays?

It's not a coat as it doesn't open, it's a pullover changing robe but seems to have been adopted by the Karen's as the must have dog walking accessory.

[ZonkoVille77]

10 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

It's not a coat as it doesn't open, it's a pullover changing robe but seems to have been adopted by the Karen's as the must have dog walking accessory.

 

I've always felt that Sarah was a more apt name than Karen to describe unhinged mentalists. I've never met a mad Karen, but I've met loads of mental Sarah's. 

[VladimirIlyich]

49 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

It's not a coat as it doesn't open, it's a pullover changing robe but seems to have been adopted by the Karen's as the must have dog walking accessory.

Oh! So it's basically a long cape then?