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[KMD7]

Tyler in being pro united shocker

[magicrat]

Tyler in being pro united shocker

He cant help himself

They got absolutely stuffed in the first half hour. Thats all forgotten now Arsenal have taken their foot off the gas.   He's desperate for them to score the cunt 

[Jairzinho]

Tyler talking with a lump in his throat. 

 

Might be one of Gary's bollocks, to be fair.

[SammyAftershave]

Tyler talking with a lump in his throat. 

 

Might be one of Gary's bollocks, to be fair.

 

He certainly had one less than Hitler.

[Ne Moe Imya]

How on earth did we ever let go of Xabi Alonso?

 

Still almost as good as ever over at Bayern.  Even leaving his studs in on a challenge against the Manc loanee Januzaj, as if to show us that he's still a Liverpool fan.

[Trumo]

Was watching *hipster alert* Der Klassiker earlier and Bayern absolutely dry-bummed Dortmund 5-1. It could have been even more as Dortmund were so open at the back. The coach Tuchel got it badly wrong defensively. First of all, his goalkeeper Burki was shitting himself any time the ball went near him. Secondly, he was playing a centre back (Papastathopoulos) at right back, a defensive midfielder (Bender) at centre back, and a right back (Piszczek) at left back. The current Bayern are one of those sides who are so strong that you have to play people in their best positions when facing them. Thirdly, he didn't set them up to play compact so the distance between the defence and the most forward player (Aubameyang) was almost half the pitch. Lastly, what the hell has happened to Kagawa? He looked so sharp in his first Dortmund spell and seemed to do OK in his first year at United. He was utterly hopeless in this one -  a total passenger.

[El Rojo]

This Madrid derby is rancid. Awful game.

[Jairzinho]

This Madrid derby is rancid. Awful game.

 

Aye. Since Real have gone a goal up they've sat deep and Atletico just aren't particularly good at breaking down teams that defend like this, and as well. 

 

Bale and Martinez on to hopefully freshen up the game.

[El Rojo]

Aye. Since Real have gone a goal up they've sat deep and Atletico just aren't particularly good at breaking down teams that defend like this, and as well.

 

Bale and Martinez on to hopefully freshen up the game.

Hopefully. Pretty dull stuff compared to recent history between the two sides.

[Strontium]

You ask something along this line every week Tony. Yes people watch football games.

 

Tony seems to think that folk will pay 25 quid a month for Sky Sports and not bother watching it.

[Dr Nowt]

Van Gall's back door is wide open here.....There's an image to linger.

For my own private sexsh gamesh.

[Torvald Utne]

They seem to have a cameraman dedicated to looking for fit birds in this Madrid derby, worrajob

[Jairzinho]

He's pretty good at his job.

[Harry Squatter]

Bet Van Gaal is made up Brendan got sacked today. No one seems to have noticed that they got twatted today

[Jairzinho]

Bundesliga 2 is ace.

[RazorBack]

I used to write poems" - Wayne Rooney

Roses are red Manchester United play in red I play for Manchester United I like red

 

Amazing if true. Shakespeare in disguise?

[scudger99]

Shakespeare had his own hair.

But Rooney's kicked his arse in the writing stakes.  The Premiership's own Poet Laureate.

[Elite]

Pussies are pink,

I like them crinkly,

I'll fuck any old bird,

Providing they're wrinkly

[Trumo]

Gerd Muller has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Shame that. He also suffered issues with alcoholism not so long ago. One of the very best strikers in his day - a proper goal hanger.

[Tony Moanero]

One of the best strikers of all time.

[an tha]

Roses are red

I am a blue

But give me your millions

And i love you Man U

[alles ist gut]

Roses are red

I am a blue

But give me your millions

And i love you Man U

 

Is that one of Rooney's love poems then?

[an tha]

Is that one of Rooney's love poems then?

Yup...here is another

 

Once a blue

Always a manc

Show me a granny

And watch me wank

[an tha]

Roses are red

I am a blue

But give me your millions

And i love Man U

[Trumo]

Chelsea have got about 40 million players out on loan yet are still signing a new goalkeeper (33 year old Italian Marco Amelia) to back up Begovic while Courtois recovers from injury. They also have a young goalkeeper on the bench who never gets picked, even though he's won everything at youth and reserve level.