Eastenders

[The Golden Eel]

The thing that sets Eastenders apart is that it takes itself far too seriously.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Well I'm fucking shocked. I'll never trust an undertaker again.

[Melchett]

Not one person owns a washing machine! The fucking meffs, also that blonde sort who's pregnant, once she drops the sprog I'd very much like to drink her period juice.

[Lucky Pierre]

Really? No pics in an Eastenders thread?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Juniper]

It's shite, hasn't been on in our house for years.

 

Thankfully the Mrs isn't a fan of soaps so only hear about it at work when the girls discuss the latest.

 

They soon get the look and change the conversation.

[RobbieOR]

This is probably my favourite scene of all time. I remember it clearly as I had just returned home after a year studying abroad and was depressed as hell. After I watched this scene, however, I couldn't help but smile...

 

Nick Cotton holding up a cafe full of people armed only with a chair leg and colourful language - Great television.

 

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I used to love Nick Cotton. Top geezer.

[lifetime fan]

People watch this shit?

[Captain Turdseye]

People watch this shit?

 

 

I'd watch her have a shit.

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

I've no idea who's in those pictures.

 

So, who's rattling Cath then ?

[lifetime fan]

Peter Beale.

[The Acolyte]

Scarey that I can still remember the Wilmot Brown / Kathy Beale rape trial. He gives one of the best lines ever in a court case.

"She just couldn't wait to get her knickers off!". Classy

[Adebisi]

My girlfriend usually ends up watching all the soaps, which is just depressing. She broke her remote so can't tune the freeview in and she doesn't like eating in silence, and I don't really like having a conversation when I'm eating so the TV has to be on and there's obviously never anything decent on so she ends up sticking shit like this on.

 

But she's a girl, she can be forgiven. No excuse for my brother, or any bloke for that matter watching it. It's mind-numbing, but the girlfriend is glued to it. Speak up while it's on and it's "SHUSH!"

 

I'm gonna try and introduce her to wrestling. At least it makes some sense (sometimes) and the women are hot. If she dares turn round and says it's shit, I'll tell her to shut up and be an all round dick until it finishes. Fucking women and soaps. Or should I say, fucking women and TV. Park them in front of anything that requires zero brain cells and they turn into zombies.

[Tj hooker]

Its utter shite I detest all soaps but Deadenders is by far the worst there always gonna " sort it out " but never do

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Some serious funny shit on here but we already had a boss Eastenders thread, lazy OP.

[Stu Monty]

Its also dead easy to get a job. You just walk into the pub/chippy/whatever, have a brief argument, and start work about a minute later.

 

Why does nobody take drugs on these programs either? There's a murder every three days but not one single regular pot smoker.

 

One of the many reasons I like Spaced is that the regular casual drug use isn't even made an issue, in the same way that most tv doesn't make an issue of characters having a pint. It's quite a rare thing if you think about it.

[Kevin D]

I'm proud to say that I weened my missus off it through a mixture of contempt and ridicule. I started off by walking through the room when it was on and shaking my head at her, muttering something like "Jesus, you're better than this", and sometimes sitting through it, pulling it apart, shouting out what was obviously coming next, laughing at the bits that were supposed to be dramatic, and so on. Finally, as our eldest is now old enough to stay up when it's on - every time they covered anything even remotely adult or controversial, I would announce to my missus that she needed to explain properly to the boy what was going on, as they are important issues her programme has raised. As she can't afford to divorce me, her only other option was to stop watching it, which she did. We're a soap-free household now.

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Tonight's double episode is absolute quality viewing. Not advisable for anyone with a weak bladder or for anyone with weak sides.

[Harry Squatter]

How can a fella who looks like jimmy Somerville, works on a shit car lot, wears brown suits and has his feet nailed to the floor of a shite pub get so much fanny?. Why does anyone in their right mind want to smash Kat slater when she has probably got more diseases than the outbreak monkey?

[Ted]

Comfortably the worst show on television, and for that it deserves a lot of credit. Beating out some of the absolute fucking shite that's on these days is some feat.

[Stickman]

I see Richard Blackwood is in it now.....I guess that British Eddie Murphy tag didn't pan out too well...

[Bjornebye]

Who the fuck is he and why do you know considering Liverpool are on? 

[Stickman]

Who the fuck is he and why do you know considering Liverpool are on?

 

I'd rather watch Dot Cotton getting spit roasted that what's getting dished up on BT at the minute.

[Bjornebye]

Bravo mate. Stringvest was there when she was born. 

[littletedwest]

Love how phil is still a hard man even though he is about 60, just taller than the midget from game of thrones and is an alcoholic .

Remember terry twatting him in an episode of minder

[Bjornebye]