Worst show on TV?

[Elmyn Noos]

Jesus knows there's a lot of shit on the TV, but what is the worst show we are regularly subjected to? Show your workings, but pick ONE.

 

For me, even taking into account all the celeb reality shit, it's a toss up between Eastenders and Come Dine With Me. Eastenders being a bunch of irritating twats in a series of misunderstandings and totally unbelievable sets of circumstances over-reacting and screaming at each other (or serial drama as the TV laughingly like to call it), and Come Dine with Me being a group of carefully selected freaks and social misfits inviting people round for dinner then bitching about each other behind their backs.

 

In the spirit of my pick a winner fuckface thread, I'm going for Cunts Dine With Me. It's on now. My wife is watching it. It's fucking shit. Her watching it lowers my opinion of her.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Tough choice but it's got to be Deal or no cunting deal.

[Sugar Ape]

Celebrity Juice is up there, due to the sheer amount of cunts who think it is funny to quote it all the fucking time.

[JimmyConway]

As you said there's an awful lot of shite on the tv and having 2 girls I see my fair share of it.But for me the worst thing on at the minute is X-Factor,it's just torture and actually puts me in a bad mood.

[Section_31]

It's a tough one, I'll plump for Hollyoakes.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Celebrity Juice is up there, due to the sheer amount of cunts who think it is funny to quote it all the fucking time.

 

You've got to be sch'ting me, my vote is Emmerdale, makes me feel physically sick.

[Plewggs]

The News.

 

It’s the same old tripe shown at 6 and 9 o’clock every fucking night.

 

Seriously, who gives a shit?

 

Utterly pointless.

[Anubis]

Most reality shows.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Only Way Is Essex.

 

A bigger shower of cunts than even Big Brother.

[Jim MM]

CSI New York Miami London Ballykissmyarse.

 

Doing the same shit in different locations doesn't dilute the stink.

 

Did Lt. Columbo have to ask some twat in a lab for forensic help every fucking time?

Did Jim Rockford sit in an office drinking coffee and psychoanalysing 'perps'?

Did Kojak give a shit about the district attorney?

 

Did they fuck. They were too busy fighting, shooting and car chasing.

 

Fuck off with your capucino and do some proper police work.

[VladimirIlyich]

If Sky counts then all them programmes about mormons with 19 kids and families with hordes of kids who then get paid shitloads to follow them around 24/7.

 

Who...gives....a.....fuck.

[Ted]

Eastenders. And for that it deserves credit, as there is some absolutely fucking hideous shite on telly at the minute, so for it to be the absolute worst takes some going.

[RobbieOR]

Deal Or No Deal for me too.

 

Although I never watched it, I was tempted to go with parasite factor due to the amount of people posting about it on social networking sites.

[Remmie]

Most reality shows.

Pick ONE. Simple rules. In fact, negged.

[Remmie]

Loose women

[odris]

Doctors. FUCK OFF BORING CUNTS.

[Bobby Hundreds]

X factor, fuck you bastard... Fuck you in the A.

[RobbieOR]

Bargain hunt is fucking awful too.

[Anubis]

Pick ONE. Simple rules. In fact, negged.

 

The opening post does not contain any rules. And the one you purport to mention is singular, not plural. Power down your lasers and rescind your incorrect neg, or witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.

[joeyk]

Do you need a hug Noos ? Who cares about TV shows. You are the bomb. End of.

[RJ Fan club]

The One show. 'Factual' programming for complete dickheads. The Beeb probably count that shit as part of their quota for ticking the infotainment boxes.

 

Asking a loads of bigoted cunts what their favourite colour is, then backing it up with the opinion if a D lister or a genuinely famous person plugging something; is not educational or public service broadcasting. It's fuckwittery to keep the masses quiet and occupied.

 

Damn, I wish I was motivated enough to organise an uprising.

[Duff Man]

Celebrity Juice is up there, due to the sheer amount of cunts who think it is funny to quote it all the fucking time.

 

Fucking right. When people say "potato" in an Irish accent and then look at me expecting to laugh I find it very hard not to kill them. It's some seriously unfunny shit.

[Furmedge]

This Is Jinsy.

 

Fucking abomination of television.

[Rico1304]

The one with Citizen Smith being a dentist. Even the canned laughter sounds slightly embarrassed.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Trollied. I'm never getting that hour of my life back