I remember the first lads holiday we went on,we had just got there and decided to ring home and let them know we landed and shit (pre-mobile phone days).As I was talking to my Mother I noticed a lucky lucky guy walking up the road,so I turned to my mate who had never been abroad before and told him
"Johnny,don't buy anything off him",he just nodded and gave me the thumbs up.So after a few mins I wrapped up the phone conversation and turned around to see Johnny stood there like Mr-T,fucking draped in chains.Pissed meself laughing,3 days later his neck was like that of the hulk.