Kate Middleton

[Fugitive]

42 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ll be gutted if she’s dead. I was planning on having sexual intercourse with her in the back of an old Vauxhall Nova, on the dirt track, near Wakefield Tip. 
 

I’d envisaged us sharing a post coital snack of scotch eggs and dairylea triangles, whilst watching the sun go down over the prison. 
 

She’d be offering kind words, along the lines of “William didn’t last that long our first time either. We can try again if you like”

 

I’d be wondering what she’s going on about, and deciding whether I’d be able to get home in time for Match of the Day if we set off now. 
 

Alas, this looks as though it now might not happen.

 

Fuck you death.

It’s ok, you’ve still got the teenagers at Chessington to have a crack at.

[littletedwest]

6 hours ago, Lee909 said:

You'd think they just out a statement out saying she's had some fairly major surgery and will be out of the public eye until she recovers and we won't be updating anyone or giving any public statements 

To be fair that's pretty much what they said. However the British public and Press response was ' so she's dead then'.

 

[Anubis]

I’m guessing it wouldn’t be her first rodeo in the back seat of an old car.

[Gnasher]

Another pic just released from the Palace. This is Kate yesterday after hitting a 100 for the Windsor ladies cricket club.

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

11 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's just a big sack of fuck all, like all those times (according to Twitter) the Queen was definitely dead.

I broke the news of Prince Philip’s death on here, years before it became public knowledge.  

[Section_31]

Kind of like the Tories have done, they're doing a supreme job of bringing themselves down, they're becoming a laughing stock. 

[Strontium]

25 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I broke the news of Prince Philip’s death on here, years before it became public knowledge.  

 

Years before he even knew himself.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

Another pic just released from the Palace. This is Kate yesterday after hitting a 100 for the Windsor ladies cricket club.

 

 

 

Hey Willie, I'm ready to try this pegging you've been mithering about.

[halewood pete]

[Manny]

I'm keeping my counsel until I hear what Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Josh and Morty have to say about it on WhatsApp.