Kate Middleton

[General Dryness]

It's in their DNA. When you're old dear's a yo-yo-knickered slut you're genetically programmed for cock.

 

I should know.

 

Lot of questions on this. I'll leave it for another time.

[Dr Nowt]

How her sister would look while you're getting out of of your trousers as though they transfer AIDS to the wearer.

 

 

 

[ph245]

Pippa's bum cheeks.

[Duff Man]

Scenes.

 

[Bjornebye]

sweet baby jesus and the orphans

 

 

 

she is the perfect english rose. fuck kate winslet off, kate middleton is the one. she is corruptable as well I bet. I imagine her stroking one of the queens corgi's on her own imagining getting off her face in some bar in camden. necking a few jagerbombs and getting fingered in the garden before accepting a booty call and getting that pert arse drilled through the bed. walk of shame the next morning past the paper shop. 

[Pureblood]

Looks like a close up of someone's finger.  

[Section_31]

Imagine if she pood a little babey Jofrey.

[Stu Monty]

*Adopts John Oliver on The Bugle tone*

 

"Ooooh Pippa".

[chrisbonnie]

How her sister would look while you're getting out of of your trousers as though they transfer AIDS to the wearer.

 

 

 

Is that Kate Middleton or the sister?

 

That's an amazing arse!

[Section_31]

It'll be the sister, it's fair to say she's something of a one trick pony.

[moof]

It's a really good trick, though

[Stickman]

Scenes.

 

Does anyone remember when you could make the Queens arse if you folded a £10 pound note over in a certain way?...

 

Kate's arse looks just like that

[Dougie Do'ins]

[Dr Nowt]

The corridor of certainty.

[Tom araya]

Jesus....

[Hand Shandy]

The future queen of England sure has a nice arse...

[Anubis]

Your time spent as the partner of Pippa Middleton would be split into thirds. One third shagging her. One third eating and sleeping.  And one third posting the shite she comes out with on the 'World of a Woman' thread.

[Fugitive]

The future queen of England sure has a nice arse...

By the time she's Queen, it will probably resemble a sack of spuds.

[Croque Monsieur]

Your time spent as the partner of Pippa Middleton would be split into thirds. One third shagging her. One third eating and sleeping.  And one third posting the shite she comes out with on the 'World of a Woman' thread.

Fit as the other Middleton is, it wouldn't be worth the hassle of being her fella. You wouldn't be able to walk down to the boozer without some paparazzo popping out of the undergrowth to shove a camera in your grid and you'd have twats from the tabloid rags going through your bins looking for some 'incriminating' shit they can splash under a sensationalist headline.

 

Fuck that right off.

 

I still would like, with every ounce of my strength.

[Anubis]

So everyone got a bit wound up by a German pap pic?

 

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[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm actually starting to think Future YerMag' is fitter then her sister. She has the whole 'treat me like a classy lady then wallop me like a filthy cum slut' thing going on. Especially now she's had a kid.

[Kevin D]

I'm actually starting to think Future YerMag' is fitter then her sister. She has the whole 'treat me like a classy lady then wallop me like a filthy cum slut' thing going on. Especially now she's had a kid.

 

I think Kate is a lot nicer, myself. Pippa would get duck, duck, goosed, certainly, but she is overrated in my view.

[Anubis]

Kate is prettier (and I put it no higher than that) but is basically a skeleton wearing a skin suit. Pippa sports the better curves. And I'd wager trying to hold a conversation with either would be brain aids.

[Kevin D]

Hard to say about Pippa as a conversationalist, but I bet Kate is delightfully charming.

[Tj hooker]

Not surprised that William got out of the forces, fuck that shite I bet he can hardly drag himself out of bed in the morning while he has sweet arse tucked up next to him