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Kate Middleton


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I reckon Kate's royal vag is quite hairy..... her eyebrows are a giveaway.

 

And I bet her ringpiece is too.

 

The eyebrow thing is a red herring mate, I used to use that method to try and guess the thickness of the carpet. Fallacy. Just because they don't pluck their eyebrows to extinction, doesn't mean they don't dispose of the muff. Voice of experience.

 

The ringpiece is a different story. Sometimes.

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These bloody Royals & their may/may not have a hairy fanny ways.

 

I for one, as a tax payer, demand to see Kate's minge as I've probably paid for her razor / scissors / Veet / waxing session.  

 

Likewise, I've probably paid for Zara's knickers, so I want to see whether she's been keeping them nice & clean.... and one of the other ones has great tits, so I want to see that the bra's I have probably paid for have worked & her knockers are being kept in tip top condition. 

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These bloody Royals & their may/may not have a hairy fanny ways.

 

I for one, as a tax payer, demand to see Kate's minge as I've probably paid for her razor / scissors / Veet / waxing session.  

 

Likewise, I've probably paid for Zara's knickers, so I want to see whether she's been keeping them nice & clean.... and one of the other ones has great tits, so I want to see that the bra's I have probably paid for have worked & her knockers are being kept in tip top condition. 

 

What abour Fergies girls and their ginger minges?

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Yeah. I'd fucking destroy both of them to be honest. They're not attractive in the same way as our Kate, but there is something definately filthy about them. I'm thinking pipe or clam, its all good.

It's in their DNA. When your old dear's a yo-yo-knickered slut you're genetically programmed for cock.

 

I should know.

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