Kate Middleton

[General Dryness]

If her fanny was a TV character it would be Gripper Stebson.

 

If it was a band, it would be Squeeze. Or Tight Fit.

[General Dryness]

If it was an american tv cop show, it would be Miami Vice.

[Pidge]

If it was a clash song it'd be the clampdown.

[Elite]

Have some respect for the royal vag, you bunch of peasants. I reckon Wills will have nicked a gem off his grannys crown and made Kate wear it as a clit piercing.

[General Dryness]

Have some respect for the royal vag, you bunch of peasants. I reckon Wills will have nicked a gem off his grannys crown and made Kate wear it as a clit piercing.

 

Just one gem? I'd cover it with pearls.

[ph245]

I reckon Kate's royal vag is quite hairy..... her eyebrows are a giveaway.

 

And I bet her ringpiece is too.

[Dr Nowt]

It'll be like an ermine gown, covered in fuck muck. 

 

That's why "I see you've been to Hampstead Heath, My Lord" is her and Wills' in joke, whenever she peels her scuds off.

[Dr Nowt]

She's tighter than OJ's gloves.

[General Dryness]

I reckon Kate's royal vag is quite hairy..... her eyebrows are a giveaway.

 

And I bet her ringpiece is too.

 

The eyebrow thing is a red herring mate, I used to use that method to try and guess the thickness of the carpet. Fallacy. Just because they don't pluck their eyebrows to extinction, doesn't mean they don't dispose of the muff. Voice of experience.

 

The ringpiece is a different story. Sometimes.

[Pureblood]

If she was a Capcom game she'd be Killer7.

[Section_31]

The only thing that freaks me out a bit about her is that she talks exactly like the prince from Temple of Doom.

 

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[Bjornebye]

i wanna see how many fingers I can get up her 

[General Dryness]

i wanna see how many fingers I can get up her 

 

Two maximum. And even then she'd say "ow", but in such a way as to imply "you're hurting me, but don't stop".

[Dr Nowt]

i wanna see how many fingers I can get up her 

 

It'll be like trying to get Ram Man's head into a balaclava.

 

Jockey's coffin her's is, mate.

[Bjornebye]

She wont be saying anything 

[General Dryness]

It'll be like trying to get Ram Man's head into a balaclava.

 

Jockey's coffin her's is, mate.

 

Fucking win.

[Dr Nowt]

Fucking win.

 

I actually had to double-check I'd typed balaclava and not spoonered it with baclava.  Dosed up to the eyeballs. 

 

Would have been Freudian though, on the basis of how delectable her mouse's ear inevitably is.

[ph245]

These bloody Royals & their may/may not have a hairy fanny ways.

 

I for one, as a tax payer, demand to see Kate's minge as I've probably paid for her razor / scissors / Veet / waxing session.  

 

Likewise, I've probably paid for Zara's knickers, so I want to see whether she's been keeping them nice & clean.... and one of the other ones has great tits, so I want to see that the bra's I have probably paid for have worked & her knockers are being kept in tip top condition. 

[Anubis]

Bra looks like it might be ok from here. 

 

 

[Nightcat]

I reckon Kate's royal vag is quite hairy..... her eyebrows are a giveaway.

 

And I bet her ringpiece is too.

 

I bet you'd sniff her though wouldn't you?

 

Her dark eyebrows are quite sexy, a hint of something dark and impressive going on down there.

[General Dryness]

These bloody Royals & their may/may not have a hairy fanny ways.

 

I for one, as a tax payer, demand to see Kate's minge as I've probably paid for her razor / scissors / Veet / waxing session.  

 

Likewise, I've probably paid for Zara's knickers, so I want to see whether she's been keeping them nice & clean.... and one of the other ones has great tits, so I want to see that the bra's I have probably paid for have worked & her knockers are being kept in tip top condition. 

 

What abour Fergies girls and their ginger minges?

[ph245]

Yes.

Fergie's girls & their ginger minges & pink nips need inspecting to see that the countless bottles of sun screen I have doubtless paid for have been used correctly.

[General Dryness]

Yeah. I'd fucking destroy both of them to be honest. They're not attractive in the same way as our Kate, but there is something definately filthy about them. I'm thinking pipe or clam, its all good.

[ph245]

I bet they take it up the pipe. 

 

Zara defo does.

 

Kate's hairy hoop may well hamper a good bumming, but I'd soon sort that out.

[Dr Nowt]

Yeah. I'd fucking destroy both of them to be honest. They're not attractive in the same way as our Kate, but there is something definately filthy about them. I'm thinking pipe or clam, its all good.

It's in their DNA. When your old dear's a yo-yo-knickered slut you're genetically programmed for cock.

 

I should know.