*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

If you made a list of the best players Ancelotti has managed, how long would the list have to be before you mentioned any Evertonians?

 

Here are some examples.

Parma 

Buffon

Fiore

Sensini

Cannavaro

Chiesa

Crespo

Thuram

 

Juventus 

Van der Sar

Ferrara

Montero

Conte

Inzaghi

del Piero

Fonseca

Zambrotta

Davids

Zidane

 

AC Milan 

Maldini

Cafu

Nesta

Stam

Costacurta

Pirlo

Rui Costa

Kaka

Seedorf

Shevchenko

 

Chelsea 

Cech

Ashley Cole

Ricardo Carvalho

Mongo

Fat Frank

Ballack

Drogba

Anelka

 

Paris Saint Germain 

Thiago Silva

Ibrahimovic

Matuidi

Beckham

 

Real Madrid 

Casillas

Varane

Pepe

Ramos

Cristiano Ronaldo

Xabi Alonso

Modric

 

Bayern Munich 

Neuer

Hummels

Ribery

Lewandowski

Robben 

Lahm

Thiago Alcantara

 

Napoli 

Koulibaly

Zielinski

Callejon

Milik

Insigne

Hamsik

 

Everton 

Fuck all squared

[Josef Svejk]

59 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Match of the Day commentator says "Pickford deceived" as he lets in the 3rd goal.

 

No, mate, he's just utter shit!

He was deceived by the recently discovered principles of Newtonian physics...

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

 

He retired from football in 2007.

That's very good, out of rep but will be back.

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

What was he talking about? We didn’t pay anything for Adrian.

[Harry Squatter]

24 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What was he talking about? We didn’t pay anything for Adrian.

It's not like Evertonians to shout r mouth off prematurely and then look stupid later down the line.

[dockers_strike]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

It's not like Evertonians to shout r mouth off prematurely and then look stupid later down the line.

Especially when their name's bellew!

[Mudface]

Good to see Kean doubled his Everton goal tally yesterday. Guess £30 million doesn't get you much these days.

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Good to see Kean doubled his Everton goal tally yesterday. Guess £30 million doesn't get you much these days.

His celebration as well. The cheeky bastard should be embarrassed not doing some weird fucking dance as if it was his 20th of the season. 

[Mudface]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

His celebration as well. The cheeky bastard should be embarrassed not doing some weird fucking dance as if it was his 20th of the season. 

Benteke must be his idol.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

His celebration as well. The cheeky bastard should be embarrassed not doing some weird fucking dance as if it was his 20th of the season. 

I know the stupid cunt, you would be embarrassed.

[Tj hooker]

32 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

His celebration as well. The cheeky bastard should be embarrassed not doing some weird fucking dance as if it was his 20th of the season. 

Exactly what I thought when I saw it sums those bums up 

[Harry Squatter]

[Davelfc]

The beauty of retiring right now is, Baines can have a testimonial and as many people will turn up as before the restrictions. 

 

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

10 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Everton and their fucking firsts, it’s really not good for my head.

[Barrington Womble]

13 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Poor Carlo looks like he's aged fucking 25 years since he's been there and it's only half a season!

[johnsusername]

19 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

If you made a list of the best players Ancelotti has managed, how long would the list have to be before you mentioned any Evertonians?

 

Here are some examples.

Parma 

Buffon

Fiore

Sensini

Cannavaro

Chiesa

Crespo

Thuram

 

Juventus 

Van der Sar

Ferrara

Montero

Conte

Inzaghi

del Piero

Fonseca

Zambrotta

Davids

Zidane

 

AC Milan 

Maldini

Cafu

Nesta

Stam

Costacurta

Pirlo

Rui Costa

Kaka

Seedorf

Shevchenko

 

Chelsea 

Cech

Ashley Cole

Ricardo Carvalho

Mongo

Fat Frank

Ballack

Drogba

Anelka

 

Paris Saint Germain 

Thiago Silva

Ibrahimovic

Matuidi

Beckham

 

Real Madrid 

Casillas

Varane

Pepe

Ramos

Cristiano Ronaldo

Xabi Alonso

Modric

 

Bayern Munich 

Neuer

Hummels

Ribery

Lewandowski

Robben 

Lahm

Thiago Alcantara

 

Napoli 

Koulibaly

Zielinski

Callejon

Milik

Insigne

Hamsik

 

Everton 

Fuck all squared

Nice one, just spat my coffee out. 

[Anubis]

He’s definitely lost weight since he arrived.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

18 minutes ago, Anubis said:

He’s definitely lost weight since he arrived.

And points

[deiseach]

19 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

If you made a list of the best players Ancelotti has managed, how long would the list have to be before you mentioned any Evertonians?

 

Here are some examples.

Parma 

Buffon

Fiore

Sensini

Cannavaro

Chiesa

Crespo

Thuram

 

Juventus 

Van der Sar

Ferrara

Montero

Conte

Inzaghi

del Piero

Fonseca

Zambrotta

Davids

Zidane

 

AC Milan 

Maldini

Cafu

Nesta

Stam

Costacurta

Pirlo

Rui Costa

Kaka

Seedorf

Shevchenko

 

Chelsea 

Cech

Ashley Cole

Ricardo Carvalho

Mongo

Fat Frank

Ballack

Drogba

Anelka

 

Paris Saint Germain 

Thiago Silva

Ibrahimovic

Matuidi

Beckham

 

Real Madrid 

Casillas

Varane

Pepe

Ramos

Cristiano Ronaldo

Xabi Alonso

Modric

 

Bayern Munich 

Neuer

Hummels

Ribery

Lewandowski

Robben 

Lahm

Thiago Alcantara

 

Napoli 

Koulibaly

Zielinski

Callejon

Milik

Insigne

Hamsi

Everton 

Fuck all squared

Yeah, but Fuck all squared was born not manufactured. From County Road la.

[Anubis]

You don’t have to offer £24m to offer £24m, but they have offered £24m...

 

 

 

[Anubis]

The shit these dickheads tell themselves.

 

 

Richard Alex

Player Valuation: £500k

Today at 4:47 PM

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FTY said:

The game done changed

Moyes' best team would be deep in a relegation scrap these days

Don’t agree mate
Premiere league is very poor quality in my opinion 
I think we would be fighting Europe no problem
We had a good team spirit
Man U were very strong at the time and would beat any team in this league easily

[Scott_M]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Richard Alex

Today at 4:47 PM

I think we would be fighting Europe no problem
 

With a child in their arms?

[alles ist gut]

11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

With a child in their arms?

Newborn, not manufactured

[Bob]

I’ve been a member of GOT for a few years now like a lot of you, and I have to say I get a bit annoyed when @Leyton388 and others c&p stuff from there as we can all go and see it for ourselves if we want to, but this morning reading a few pages of their Liverpool thread before I start work has brought such a smile to my face I’m going to be a hypocrite and share some here...

 

there’s a narrative...

 

Saint Domingo
Finished now though. Focus will shift to the FA Cup and Champions League (which 2 English sides are still in!) and then straight into next season. If City win the CL it will completely overshadow this as an achievement.

 

DaveK

THE INVINCIBLES
THE CENTURIONS
TRIBUTE FINISH ON 96 POINTS

 

Pilks

Don't forget the 'biggest winning margin' record, which they managed to throw away in spectacular fashion after it looked nailed on.

They needed City to drop points today for that to still happen. At home to Norwich!

5-0. 'And that's the end of THAT chapter!'

All they can claim now is 'biggest winning margin for two years'  

This has just been magnificent to watch. I've never, ever known a team to run away with a league championship yet still somehow end up looking like a gang of bedraggled yet entitled failures. I have now.

And Klopp knows it. All of the empty-stand-waving, dad-dancing, selfie-taking goons know it. The BBC and Sky know it. 'Full-kit, empty head' Hendo knows it

A Man City Champions League win will see the wall finally tumble down like the end of a Pink Floyd gig. And they won't even have needed to push it.

What an age we live in!

toffeejack 

BIGGEST WINNING MARGIN
GOLDEN BOOT
GOLDEN GLOVE
COMPETITIVE IN EVERY OTHER TROPHY

Any of the above?

Catcherintherye

I'll give you a title they can have, the got the worst goal difference compared to the 2nd place team in PL history (15 goals worse off). Essentially the least deserving title winners ever. Have that special trophy, nobody will ever break that record.