*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Reacher]

After all these years, that still makes me laugh!

[Boss]

Never gets old.

[Jairzinho]

Unlike Martinez, who looks about 75 in those pictures.

[Horus]

Unlike Martinez, who looks about 75 in those pictures.

 

See how you'd look after a year at that shite

[Jairzinho]

See how you'd look after a year at that shite

 

Yes, but it would be through celebration for me. Selling all their players, spending it all on Champagne, hookers, and cocaine, to celebrate finishing the season with 0 points.

[niallers]

Big England flag behind Honduras goal in second half,with Everton on it. In one of the quadrants was their mind numbingly funny comment "we go the game". Sad fucking trolls.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Speaking to one last night about who they're looking to sign this year he pretty much quoted the back of last week's echo 'Martinez knows who he wants, it's identified and the club are working quickly to sign them up'

 

That's no-one then yeah?

[Barrington Womble]

Speaking to one last night about who they're looking to sign this year he pretty much quoted the back of last week's echo 'Martinez knows who he wants, it's identified and the club are working quickly to sign them up'

 

That's no-one then yeah?

More loan players I suspect, so they'll do most if their business in the last 2 weeks of the window.

[Harry Squatter]

Basically 3 players who hardly get a game from Chelsea or Man City and a 7-8 million signing from Fulham, Wigan, Watford or Derby.

[alles ist gut]

Everton's number 9 for next season :

1/2 Bamford

6/4 Guidetti

 

25/1 Anyone they actually own

[manwiththestick]

I'd love us to put £30 million on Bill's desk for Barkley and see what he says.

[Tj hooker]

If you were a bitter surely you would be asking when every premier lge club has just had a huge cash windfall, was it 75m they had? Why they are not in for some proper quality instead of bringing in some short term loan deals they even have European football surely they could get some 1 decent.

[redfever64]

I'd love us to put £30 million on Bill's desk for Barkley and see what he says.

Me too.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Fuck off, is fairly likely.

[JagSquared]

You would also have to leak it to the press for maximum effect. Maybe with some claim that the player has signalled his desire to play at a higher level.

 

They would be sending death threats to Ross barkleys dog within seconds.

[Bjornebye]

I'd love us to put £30 million on Bill's desk for Barkley and see what he says.

 

He would say

 

 

“erm erm, blue for life, erm, yeah, erm, listen lad, erm…. Look right. Erm, I’m a blue and that, my family, blue and stuff, legacy, goodison’s atmosphere, Adrian, erm, look do it in cash and sort me a chopper to Monaco and we are done here”

[Fugitive]

He'd tell you get out of his office, distract you for a second and rob a tenner to throw in the leccy meter.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd love us to put £30 million on Bill's desk for Barkley and see what he says.

Where's the fictional Barkley money, Bill?

[Trumo]

I'd love us to put £30 million on Bill's desk for Barkley and see what he says.

 

Never mind Barkley, he'd probably sell us the entire bloody club! Nil Shares Nisi Optimum.

[jamespp]

Sign Tony Hibbert who's never scored then bring him on to take a penalty in the derby, and if he scores release him on a free

[General Dryness]

You would also have to leak it to the press for maximum effect. Maybe with some claim that the player has signalled his desire to play at a higher level.

 

They would be sending death threats to Ross barkleys dog within seconds.

 

You'd be stunned at how much shit a letterbox will hold.

[Boss]

Wouldn't it be great if we offered 38 million and Barkley pushed the deal through with a transfer request, County Road would stage a beer hall putsch revolution, they'd march to Goodison as one and string Kenwright up at the gates by his bollocks.

 

Get that offer in, classic Sun Tzu philosophy, create division, infighting ensues amongst themselves and then whilst there preoccupied... conquer the lot of them.

 

In this case Barkley holding the number 20 shirt in his hands, smiling at the photographers at Anfield saying "it's the best day of my life, i've joined the biggest club in England, i can't wait to play with my idol Steven Gerrard".

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This thread has taken a weird turn.  Why are we fantasising about winding them up?  It's much better to sit back and wait for them to do something incompetent and/or cringeworthy to embarrass themselves - as they surely will, before long.

[Barrington Womble]

This thread has taken a weird turn. Why are we fantasising about winding them up? It's much better to sit back and wait for them to do something incompetent and/or cringeworthy to embarrass themselves - as they surely will, before long.

Haha, was just thinking that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fc-striker-arouna-kone-7247451

 

Everton FC striker Arouna Kone fined for jumping red light in Liverpool

 

"We don't care what the red lights say"