*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Trumo]

Remember reading a quote in here by someone who wound a bitter up by telling him el hadj Diouf was better than dixie Dean as dixie had never scored in a world cup or been African player of the year.

 

can't remember who put it but I can imagine blue mist falling on the bitter

 

Diouf never scored at a World Cup either. The shit cunt.

[Barrington Womble]

Diouf never scored at a World Cup either. The shit cunt.

he was in Fifa's 100 best players of all time though. Where was Dixie?

 

#ifithadntbeenforfifa

 

[stringvest]

Basically 3 players who hardly get a game from Chelsea or Man City and a 7-8 million signing from Fulham, Wigan, Watford or Derby.

Us or Everton?

[Barrington Womble]

Edit. shit post.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

The way they're celebrating Cahill's goal you'd think we'd lost a game

[Harry Squatter]

Remember reading a quote in here by someone who wound a bitter up by telling him el hadj Diouf was better than dixie Dean as dixie had never scored in a world cup or been African player of the year.

 

can't remember who put it but I can imagine blue mist falling on the bitter

It was me, to be fair, a few other Evertonians were laughing at this fella being wound up as it was blatantly obvious I was taking the piss.

 

This bitter also got into such a strop about Barmby joining us, you would think he was responsible for slaughtering entire villages of innocent women and children.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Djimi Traore: champions league medal. Where's yours Dixie?

[littletedwest]

It was me, to be fair, a few other Evertonians were laughing at this fella being wound up as it was blatantly obvious I was taking the piss.

This bitter also got into such a strop about Barmby joining us, you would think he was responsible for slaughtering entire villages of innocent women and children.

nothing better than people who take the bait like that.

[Furmedge]

We do a bit of work for Everton in our place.  We're quite busy with some of the background stuff we've got on for them and someone suggested I muck in and help out.  I looked at two Bitters and just said, "Nah, why would I want to help out?  I can't abide them!" The two bloos were seething but couldn't say anything because I'm always laughing when I wind them up.  Just seeing the hatred in their eyes was good enough for me.

[sh#t waffle]

Edit. shit post.

Christ, if I did that every time I realised I'd written a shit post...

[Harry Squatter]

I also said Dixie Dean only scored 60 in a season as all defences back then were shit and every game finished 7-5. Told him if he played now he would only get about 15 a season due to foreign coaches, tactics and better players instead of sir Charles Charlie Charles playing in his hiking boots. He really did get very upset.

[Trumo]

I also said Dixie Dean only scored 60 in a season as all defences back then were shit and every game finished 7-5. Told him if he played now he would only get about 15 a season due to foreign coaches, tactics and better players instead of sir Charles Charlie Charles playing in his hiking boots. He really did get very upset.

 

Nil Centre Backs Dixie Optimum.

[Harry Squatter]

The bitter says that Dixie Dean was the best Everton player in their history. I asked him how many times he'd seen him play as he was 42. I said it was just like Mancs in their 30s saying Duncan Edwards was the best Manc player of all time.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Jesus. If you thought Everton were obsessed with us check out this guys shop. YNFA (You're not famous anymore)

 

http://www.ynfa.net/online-store.html

 

 

[Anubis]

Jesus. If you thought Everton were obsessed with us check out this guys shop. YNFA (You're not famous anymore)

 

http://www.ynfa.net/online-store.html

 

Dartboard? At £45.99?? I'll take two please......

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That's desperate behaviour.

 

I hope he gets AIDS.

[Russ Atmosphere]

You're not famous but I've started up this online shop...

[Trumo]

Nil Stock Tax Fraud Optimum.

[House of Dirk]

That's desperate behaviour.

 

I hope he gets AIDS.

 

 

AIDS doesn't want him

[Harry Squatter]

Bitter minnows.

 

In 40 years time they can tell their grandchildren where they were when Gerrard fell over against Chelsea.

 

46 quid for a dartboard is daylight robbery. Where's the dartboard money Bill?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Jesus. If you thought Everton were obsessed with us check out this guys shop. YNFA (You're not famous anymore)

 

http://www.ynfa.net/online-store.html

Manc tosser.  This shit actually amuses me.  They could win every trophy in sight next year and this wanker wouldn't be able to enjoy it, because he'd be too busy stalking us.

 

We're not famous, but he hopes to sell a shedload of shit obsessing over us.  Sometimes, all you can do is point and laugh.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's ran by Everton fans.

 

I popped on their Facebook page for a gander and was banned within minutes for calling Jagielka shit and using the word "retard"!

[Russ Atmosphere]

I'm sure they'll have licensed the photos they're reproducing on merchandise, goes without saying.

[SlugTrail]

It's ran by Everton fans.

I popped on their Facebook page for a gander and was banned within minutes for calling Jagielka shit and using the word "retard"!

The truth obviously hurts as they love jagielka, and they probably banned you for using bid words that they didn't understand (retard).

[Adebisi]

They'll probably sell more of them Suarez dartboards than Everton do season tickets. 

Dunno why they need to advertise a Manc site either, I can't imagine they need the money selling such high quality merchandise.