*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Nil statis no ammunition

Fucking hell!

 

 

https://twitter.com/halfpricehoolis/status/474249418980749312

[Furmedge]

Note the single bed in the background. Evertonian and a virgin. Someone call The Samaritans.

[Trumo]

Nil Bullets NRA Optimum.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Definitely not a soldier of fortune.

[Horus]

[jamespp]

Everton v SK Sigma Olomouc

Everton v FC Bate Borisov

Who can forget those occasions?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Just out of shot, Gazza is there with a fishing rod and some fried chicken.

[Anubis]

#halfscarftwat

 

Top hashtagging.

[Paulie Dangerously]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They're up in arms because we finished top of the Fair Play League over at Grandoldteam. Apologies for the link but it's worth a laugh

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fair-play-league-2013-14-final-table.67660/

What fresh lunacy is this?  Is it possible to be penalised for diving in any way other than a booking?

 

i seen plenty of instances where liverpool players were penalised for diving yet never given out a yellow.

[aws]

I love the "not just winning trophies" bit.Their sights are obviously set higher than that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They really do live in an alternate football universe on the bitter website.

Every everton game I watched this year they had players diving all over the show trying to win pens. That Mierleass (?) is one of the worst in the PL. Barkley Baines Naismith they are all at it. They just think they're some sort of footballing Gods who never do anything to gain an advantage.

How many players did they have booked for diving this season compared to us?

Proof that Derredshite are up the arse of the FA and the Premier League.  It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

[sh#t waffle]

I'm still hopeful they'll be rubbish again next season.

[Jairzinho]

Martinez has done a good job despite the raging, hysterical, lunacy of the rabies infested mongs that support the club.

 

I have faith that next season he'll settle into the role a lot better. They'll finish 8th, and concentrate their efforts on window licking, swivel eyed, tin foil hat conspiracies.

[RedinSweden]

 

"He's totally changed the fan's mood"

 

Which one?

[Boss]

I love the "not just winning trophies" bit.Their sights are obviously set higher than that.

 

They already won the "Finish above Liver" oh wait i mean the "stop der redshite from winning the league" trophy.

[deiseach]

Everton v SK Sigma Olomouc

Everton v FC Bate Borisov

Who can forget those occasions?

Fans of Sigma Olomouc and Bate Borisov have.

[aws]

Fans of Sigma Olomouc and Bate Borisov have.

If they do remember it's probably because they squeezed in a tour of anfield while they were over.

[alles ist gut]

Well, it's not like BATE have won too many other games in England...

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8415881.stm

[Lycan]

I'm still hopeful they'll be rubbish again next season.

They wont have anywhere near as good a season as they had last season imo.

[deiseach]

I'm still hopeful they'll be rubbish again next season.

Aye, every year I start out by thinking "THIS year they'll get relegated!" Old habits die hard.

[sir roger]

I remember them playing some shower who were called Mentalist Kharkiv .

[Anubis]

The mind boggles....

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZiWRPyCOJM

[PestiRed]

Looks nothing like Tig from SOA

[Russ Atmosphere]