*Shakes head* Everton again.

[deiseach]

They're up in arms because we finished top of the Fair Play League over at Grandoldteam. Apologies for the link but it's worth a laugh

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fair-play-league-2013-14-final-table.67660/

Don't apologise, that's comedy gold there!

[Barrington Womble]

They're up in arms because we finished top of the Fair Play League over at Grandoldteam. Apologies for the link but it's worth a laugh

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fair-play-league-2013-14-final-table.67660/

Haha, I actually couldn't get further than the one saying the echo will have a glossy pull out. We didn't even know it had happened and they had a thread on it! And from the team that release DVDs of David Moyes 10 greatest wanks

 

[Trumo]

They're up in arms because we finished top of the Fair Play League over at Grandoldteam. Apologies for the link but it's worth a laugh

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fair-play-league-2013-14-final-table.67660/

 

Nil Elbows Nisi Optimum.

 

EDIT: Not that I'm the vain sort or anything, but I kind of want them to have a thread on their forums threatening all sorts on me for the constant puns on their club motto.

[Bjornebye]

what games are on the dvd????

 

Let me guess:

 

Everton 3:0 Derredshite 2008

AC Milan 2:1 Derredshite 2007 (aaaaaahhhhhh in yer box losers fuckinnnn bluuuesss, peoples club ere laaaad norway)

Everton 1:0 Man City 2012

Chelsea 2:1 Derredshite 2012 (aaaaahhhhh shithouses fucking shit youz are losing that final we woulda won it if youz didn't get lucky in the semi)

Chelsea 3: 2 Derredshite 2005 (aaaaahhhhh cant even win the mickey mouse cup aaaahhhh gerrrards a bag eeeeddd)

Derredshite 3:6 Arsenal 2007 (pfft fucking told yer yez were shit lad)

Derredshite 1: 4 Chelsea 2005 (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha champions ov europe my arse)

Everton 1:2 Villareal (We wer robbed laaaaad, siccck effort dough kopites derredshite etc)

Derredshite 0:2 Benfica 2006 (aaaaahhhhhhhh no trophys now aaahhh 39 merdereeerrrsss)

Everton 3:1 Man Utd 2010 

[Furmedge]

My brother who's a blue hit the nail on the head when I walked into his with my lad who was wearing the new Liverpool kit yesterday.  He was saying that Everton haven't got a fucking clue as they aren't releasing their kits for sale until July, where in the meantime kids will be going nuts for World Cup kits and by the time the Everton one is out they'll either not be arsed about having one because they'll have the new Brazil/Italy/France etc kit or the parents will be on the bones of their arse after shelling out before the Everton one is even out.

[Bjornebye]

My brother who's a blue hit the nail on the head yesterday.  He was saying that Everton fans haven't got a fucking clue 

 

Sorted. 

[Furmedge]

Sorted.

He does say "wibble" a lot.

[Ne Moe Imya]

They're up in arms because we finished top of the Fair Play League over at Grandoldteam. Apologies for the link but it's worth a laugh

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fair-play-league-2013-14-final-table.67660/

 

I think the avatar of this poster (a mod, no less!) is the most Everton thing to ever Everton:

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Bet Everton and Sunderland fans buy shitloads of those car stickers featuring a fan urinating on the rival club's shirt.

[Beno]

They really do live in an alternate football universe on the bitter website.

Every everton game I watched this year they had players diving all over the show trying to win pens. That Mierleass (?) is one of the worst in the PL. Barkley Baines Naismith they are all at it. They just think they're some sort of footballing Gods who never do anything to gain an advantage.

How many players did they have booked for diving this season compared to us?

[liverpoolsno9]

I'm starting to enjoy Grandoldteam a little too much,I can't help myself. Have a look at this one, STILL moaning about Clive Thomas & Graham Poll! I know we have Refs on our Cunts list but have we ever gone on about decisions given against us for this long? I can't think of one,

:Ifithadnthavebeenfortheref.

 

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/we-dont-forget-referees.67681/

[Barrington Womble]

My brother who's a blue hit the nail on the head when I walked into his with my lad who was wearing the new Liverpool kit yesterday. He was saying that Everton haven't got a fucking clue as they aren't releasing their kits for sale until July, where in the meantime kids will be going nuts for World Cup kits and by the time the Everton one is out they'll either not be arsed about having one because they'll have the new Brazil/Italy/France etc kit or the parents will be on the bones of their arse after shelling out before the Everton one is even out.

Are their kits not all done through kit bag now? They sold off their right to pick who makes the kit and kitbag go and get whatever deal they can? I know they had something like that and had zero control over who made the kit and when it was released. I think they get paid something like 3m a year for the kit and 3m a year for kit bag to be exclusive and run their shops.

[Furmedge]

Is it still done by kitbag? That's some contract length if it is.

[Barrington Womble]

Is it still done by kitbag? That's some contract length if it is.

10 years I think.

[Barrington Womble]

10 years from 2009 according to the Torygraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/everton/5256436/Everton-agree-new-30m-merchandising-deal-with-Kitbag.html

[Furmedge]

Bill had his arse spanked over that deal then.

[Trumo]

It's even more staggering when you consider that Garuda International are paying us £32m over 2 years to sponsor our training kits.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Went to my family do in Bluenose/God's Country ( Huyton ). Was greeted immediately by my 35 year old cousin who waffled about missing out and Gerrard's slip blah blah.

My reply was this. ''With you having Thursday night football at least now you will not be going the match on Sundays as well as Saturdays.

 

Nil Season Ticket Attendance Optional

[alles ist gut]

Bill had his arse spanked over that deal then.

Spanked AND paid for it? Bill should be so lucky...

[sir roger]

When I have had the 'slip' shit I just feign innocence & say ' I know I was really disappointed that we could only manage 12 wins & a draw from our last 14 games, but I'm just lucky that I don't support a team who had their first real chance of CL football for 9 years & managed to lose 3 of their last 4 games to bollox it & were even delighted to lose one of them '.

 

Anyway let them enjoy their Thursday night forays to places where Putin can't even be arsed to send tanks.

[Anubis]

They're up in arms because we finished top of the Fair Play League over at Grandoldteam. Apologies for the link but it's worth a laugh

 

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fair-play-league-2013-14-final-table.67660/

 

Jesus, just saw who won it. Can't wait for the glossy pullout in the echo for the winner

 

 

No introspection whatsoever. Glossy pull-out? You'd have a DVD. In fact, you were third, so when can we expect it?

[Trumo]

No introspection whatsoever. Glossy pull-out? You'd have a DVD. In fact, you were third, so when can we expect it?

 

Nil Satis Nisi Top 3 Mum!

[Bad Red Bull]

Saw this on FB:

 

Everton could face Milani Olusu in the first round of the Europa League. For those of you who haven't heard of them, Everton are a small team in the merseyside area.

 

Apologies if already posted here.

[Walter Sobchak]

Fucking hell!

 

 

https://twitter.com/halfpricehoolis/status/474249418980749312

[alles ist gut]

As the comment below notes, "nice driving gloves!'