*Shakes head* Everton again.

[bizzle10]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

That he’d sell his children into slavery to be in.

 

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Thank god its not the champions league. Could care less if they won Europa. Second tier competition for failures.

Because the cup winners cup is only for winners ?

[Section_31]

Someone should do a PhD about how Everton fans have been radicalised. They're like Trump supporters and incels. It's beyond footy banter now and is 99.9% pure bonkers shit.

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

I still want to know how our players don't ever fail random drug tests that are just sprung on players after a game.  You'd have thought in the time Klopp has been here and the amount random drugs tests that have taken place by internal & external sources at least one or two doped up players would've been found out and punished.    

 

And if you were trying to guess which team in the league might use PEDs, would you not start at one who has a known drug cheat as the manager? 

[rubble-rouser]

16 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

And if you were trying to guess which team in the league might use PEDs, would you not start at one who has a known drug cheat as the manager? 

I always thought it was weird the way united let Stam go in his pomp and 3 months later he failed a drugs test.

 

By contrast, we took a very firm line - arguably too firm - with Sakho.

[Carra_is_legend]

40 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Someone should do a PhD about how Everton fans have been radicalised. They're like Trump supporters and incels. It's beyond footy banter now and is 99.9% pure bonkers shit.

I cannot even imagine being them even for 24 hours. If I be like that for 6 months I am convinced my wife will divorce me and take the kids away leaving me to get totally mad.

 

May be that is what most of them have gone through because they are as nuts as they come.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Four weeks later and still nothing.

 

Even Pepper is letting everyone down now.

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Four weeks later and still nothing.

 

Even Pepper is letting everyone down now.

 

Her dad caught her having a shit 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Slaphead slapping heads.

[The wanderer]

On 13/03/2024 at 20:14, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I love the way we've only got one thread about them and we still spend half the time talking about ropey strippers.

The Gladray , what a place.

[sir roger]

Mate used to throw his overcoat over his bank uniform and trundle down to the Corner Tavern in Old Swan on his lunch  every Friday to see the strippers there, and return with grim stories of gummy old birds impaling themselves on the beer pumps etc.

[Barrington Womble]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Slaphead slapping heads.

Fucking hell. Portugal. They're flashing the cash for a team who mightn't be paying the wages next month. 

[Fugitive]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Slaphead slapping heads.

That Patterson looks like the type of cunt that got excited when he was given homework in School.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, The wanderer said:

The Gladray , what a place.

A few of the blokes I went to Uni with lived in the tower blocks near the top of Netherfield Road.  35 years later, they're still traumatised by the sights they saw in The Jester. Slightly odd that that pub later became a funeral director's.

[Trumo]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Slaphead slapping heads.

 

Opened up a can of worms there.

[Carra_is_legend]

35 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

That Patterson looks like the type of cunt that got excited when he was given homework in School.

Hahaha, this made me giggle a lot.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

Fucking hell. Portugal. They're flashing the cash for a team who mightn't be paying the wages next month. 

 

Maybe they were going to a tapas bar in the hope they'd lose a couple.

 

Too soon?

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Loads of moaning on GOT that Patterson’s agent has leaked that to the Mail. 
 

To be fair, there are plenty on there questioning why the manager is slapping players. (That sentence has me sat here giggling) Can you imagine it going down well in any other profession, a 52 year old boss giving a young lad a crack round the head in front of all the other staff?

[Trumo]

It was a slap-up meal.

[Sut]

21 hours ago, Tenfolder said:

 

Given the way that lot think it'll be some undetectable PED made from the blood of red pandas or something, they'd never let the obvious truth get in the way of a good redshite related conspiracy.

RED pandas. I knew it.

[DalyanPete]

8 hours ago, The wanderer said:

The Gladray , what a place.

Of all the scary times to drink around Toky back then I never felt threatened. We used to bunk off college on Friday lunchtime, Sportsman then Gladray. Tutor told us we'd never pass the exam, he was wrong.

Memory is shit but Gloria rings a bell(end)?

[Lee909]

2023 Everton sells Ellis Simms as he's not good enough. 

 

2024 Ellis Simms heads to Wembley for a semi final. Everton are just hoping to be in business in a few weeks

 

Corrupt

[Sut]

He played really well on loan to Sunderland.

[Fugitive]

Hahahaha the shite sent their best striker to Coventry, the dickheads.

[Lee909]

19 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Hahahaha the shite sent their best striker to Coventry, the dickheads.

 

Sold him for 5ml

 

Paid

12.5ml for Chermiti(no goals in 11 league games)

 

25ml for Beto, 2 goals in 22 in league

 

According to transfermarkt both players bought on defferd payment so they have to start paying back 37ml for them next year