I'm fucking furious feel like going out on a killing spree(AKA A boy and his dog)

[Anubis]

Do we have an update on the knapperknapping? Is the dag home safely? Tell us Simon, I can't stand the suspense.

 

Hollywood should snap up the movie rights.

[dennis tooth]

Do you know where the dog is m8te?

[RoboRiise]

Lucky.

 

 

I am literally crying here. I'm repless, somebody please do it.

[Fugitive]

Do you reckon we can get a refund on Kyko because he has been fucking useless. I'd much rather my Money went on Torture and Kidnap as long as we can see the video's.

[Juniper]

 

Check your emails Simon

[RoboRiise]

Do you reckon we can get a refund on Kyko because he has been fucking useless. I'd much rather my Money went on Torture and Kidnap as long as we can see the video's.

 

 

That's it! You guys can send Kyko round. Kill two pikeys with one monkey.

[Juniper]

Do you reckon we can get a refund on Kyko because he has been fucking useless. I'd much rather my Money went on Torture and Kidnap as long as we can see the video's.

 

I second that. Put my five pound on that useless Monkey who only sends ONE f'ing xmas card to us!!! ONE?!?!?

 

I'm happy for my £5 to be transfered to the ransom money. Lets get Simon's Dog back

[Stu Monty]

Do you reckon we can get a refund on Kyko because he has been fucking useless. I'd much rather my Money went on Torture and Kidnap as long as we can see the video's.

 

Couldn't we call him into action? Surely Lurtz will have made sure we've got hotline put in or, at very least, a large light with a picture of a chimp on it to shine into the night sky?

 

Vigilante primates might well be the future in these lawless and chaotic times.

[TheHitman]

I am literally crying here. I'm repless, somebody please do it.

 

Done..

[Fugitive]

Fuck, they would shit if they saw Kyko Roller Blading down the road armed with a knife.

[Acid]

When did PaddyBerger come back?

[Fugitive]

 

Give me the Dog and I'll make your Death quick and Painless.

[Anubis]

Do we have an update on the knapperknapping? Is the dag home safely? Tell us Simon, I can't stand the suspense.

 

Hollywood should snap up the movie rights.

[Fugitive]

[RoboRiise]

That's it! You guys can send Kyko round. Kill two pikeys with one monkey.

 

Couldn't we call him into action? Surely Lurtz will have made sure we've got hotline put in or, at very least, a large light with a picture of a chimp on it to shine into the night sky?

 

Vigilante primates might well be the future in these lawless and chaotic times.

 

 

We could still have the whip round and use the cash to buy him a pair of these

 

 

a bottle of Jack Daniels and some rollerblades. Those dog-nappers won't know what's hit them.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*well they will, it'll be a drunk roller-blading monkey wearing Wolverine claws, but what good will it do them?

 

 

 

(Edit: Hadn't seen this:

 

Fuck, they would shit if they saw Kyko Roller Blading down the road armed with a knife.

 

great minds and all that.)

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Oh Simon's Doggie, the wanted puppies, they're super cruel,

They say his days are numbered,

he's not Simon's anymore,

but Simon rules the GF like he's never done before.

Edited February 26, 2009 by Ezekiel 25:17

[odris]

Simon don't worry about him he sent me a postcard from Staffordshire, he is having a wonderful time playing in the fields.

 

[TheHitman]

Reading this as the crime-watch theme ends just right....

[Fugitive]

Oh Simon's Doggie, the wanted puppies, they're super cruel,

They say his days are numbered,

he's not Simons anymore,

But Simon rules the GF like he's never done before.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Kevin D]

Just finished by massive bag of sensations and got to end of the thread. Nothing this bad has ever happened to anyone. I have to say Simon , whether or not you're Robbief's split personality is now incidental, you are damn entertaining.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Si, I cant help but think you're heading for a bit of bird in the near future, so incase you are wondering, in prison the ring openers look a lot like this:

 

[Dan Vito Corleone]

 

"What are we doing tonight Brain?"

 

"The same thing we do every night Pinky.... going to St Helens!"

[Guest simon]

Do we have an update on the knapperknapping? Is the dag home safely? Tell us Simon, I can't stand the suspense.

 

Hollywood should snap up the movie rights.

 

Nothing yet the lad is back but i cant get through to him. I will probs find out more tomorrow. I will get it back i know i will.

[Alan Sex]

[Bloodred]

Oh my word - what a thread! I have never laughed so much.

Simple Simon has never been so apt. I hope you get it back.